CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. fucktx

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  2. pperc

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    Yikes. I thought you could tell that was a joke.

    To actually respond: Do you think I’ve been trying to help?
     
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  3. jokewood

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    One tweet is not going to stop me.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    wish I would have seen the tweet before putting my kindle in the microwave.
     
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  5. texasraider

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    So should I continue injecting sunlight into my veins or no
     
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  6. pperc

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    Have you got Covid yet?
     
  7. texasraider

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    No
     
  8. All_Luck

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    Last two pages in this thread were hot garbage.

    Who gives a fuck about his tone.

    Just give me the data and info
     
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  9. pperc

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    Seems like you’re on to something!
     
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  10. texasraider

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    I’ve also kept a mustache the entire time since lockdown so it could be that
     
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    My kids think my handlebars are hilarious
     
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  12. Champ

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    The whole situation is fucked. I’m wearing a mask and a visor in 90 degree heat, cleaning my hands 100 times/day and disinfecting tables with hospital grade product, yet serving 100 customers without any protection every day.
     
  13. Champ

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    It’s 2000$ before taxes, so 19 year olds are laughing all the way to the bank, but you’re still fucking poor if you live in a big city.
     
  14. shaolin5

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    Hey guys, criticizing the smartest guy in the room who is giving us a steady stream of knowledge and potentially life-saving information just because his posting style hurts your pussy seems really, really dumb to me.
     
  15. Champ

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    Right, but we actually locked down where it was needed, do contact tracing, tests are free and will only set you back about 30 minutes, and we get our results within 24 hours. Mask wearing is down in Canada NOW, but everyone wore a mask and stayed home from mid March to mid May. You’re not bringing up facts, you’re being completely disingenuous.
     
  16. electronic

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    Personally, I quite enjoy the information given by pperc AND the tone with which it’s delivered.
     
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  17. Tobias

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    it was less criticism and more confusion about the user bro like lashing out at fairly innocuous posts
     
  18. leroi

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    in our country, people left, right, and center start shitting bricks anytime someone else gets money from the government.

    all these people saying "unemployment is disincentivizing work" -- yeah like no shit that's the point

    or people who get mad that Kanye West or Harvard or some major corporation got PPP money.. equally idiotic. The whole point is to provide it to everyone. This obsession with means-testing is a sort of crab-bucket dynamic that prevents us from enacting policies that work.
     
  19. rulethirty

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    Honestly, we have no issue sending them back but it’s under one condition — all I want is to know that there’s a competent plan rooted in science not election year politics.

    And if Florida would entertain some sort of hybrid model that you could opt into, I suspect it’d make in person students that much safer from the lower population.

    The current talk out of Tallahassee though is just not at all that. Our district shares their formal plan on July 15th, so maybe my hard right county will finally go against Trump/DeSantis, but.. at this stage I’m assuming they won’t.
     
  20. Tobias

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    cooper presser at 4. he’s going to get roasted if he doesn’t address schools and rightfully so

    it’s a no win proposition but you gotta just make a decision man
     
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    He had PPE in his name before covid, listen to the man!
     
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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Literally not a single person wearing a mask - what could go wrong?
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    sadly we are 2 months away from finding out :tebow:
     
  24. Redav

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    I'm still not 100% sure it happens. Maybe that's wishful thinking on my part but I feel like a lot of people aren't into in person schools
     
  25. devine

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    I just wanted to pop in to remind everyone that optimistic scientific denialism is still denialism
     
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  26. Lawnole23

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    50% of parents at our school said they preferred online learning. They were looking at 3 choices for kids: (1) in class (2) live classes online that are on a schedule like school (3) virtual only. Problem is my kid is in an IB elementary/middle school and it's a lottery to get in. If you enroll in virtual school you are taken out of the actual school and there is basically no chance you get back in. I'm not sure if they're even considering option 2 right now.
     
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  27. Redav

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    A lot of people are going to die with in person classes. It's really that simple
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    I see a scenario where they ask parents to keep sick children at home but school is the only place they can send them since they can't get sitters. I know this because they'd exactly how it happens now. You can't push this as a hoax or not a big deal then expect people to follow any set of rules about prevention.

    The plan is to do exactly what they've been doing for months. Do nothing and act like facts are either incorrect or not a big deal.
     
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  30. One Two

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    Well if you don’t test, there isn’t covid. Problem solved.
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    tbqh you've come off as a dick to a few people for almost no reason. One being me b/c I happened to point something out and you acted like a bitch b/c how dare I say something to you.

    I get this is your field, but chill the fuck out a little. 99% of the ppl here aren't riner or other idiots
     
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  32. RavenNole

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    “So I told me people, SLOW THE TESTING DOWN.”
     
  33. electronic

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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    I read GA has the 2nd most counties in the US after Texas.
     
  35. Beeds07

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    I always sucked at fractions, but isn't 1/100 only 1? And saying something wrong repeatedly doesn't make it right.

    Why do Englamd and Brazil get to have nice things but not us?
     
  36. BudKilmer

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    Yeah get ready for stories like this


     
  37. two

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    Look at all these Auburn fans upset because they had terrible takes on covid and got called out by the subject matter expert.. EMBARRASSING
     
  38. fucktx

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    the 1/100th time

    hell yeah
     
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  40. fucktx

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  41. Redav

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    Apparently Disney World (yes the one in Florida) is opening this weekend. Lol
     
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  42. pperc

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    well that's nice, thanks man
     
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  43. pperc

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    go on.....
     
  44. Redav

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    Lol holy shit

     
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  45. pperc

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    i did? sorry. i thought i was just feeding some crow in a drunken state.
     
  46. Tobias

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    thank you for clarifying that it is the florida one and not the idaho one opening this weekend
     
  47. devine

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    its ok to take one on the chin sometimes without thinking you should be hugged as you come into the fold of following the broad consensus
     
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  48. pperc

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    :blowup:
     
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  49. Redav

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    That was more my own disbelief that it was opening in one of the worst hotspots in the world