CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. CloudBerry

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    WUHAN! Got you all in check.
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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    So it most totally isnt
     
  3. The Banks

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    I believe, with a high degree of certainty, that Trump listened to his experts explain concepts of infectious disease and this outbreak in general, and is now an expert on the matter.
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    As a show of leadership, Trump should spend the next several weeks in China.
     
  5. herb.burdette

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    He’s going to claim his tariffs stopped it from hitting the US.
     
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    Netflix recommended watch? Pandemic, naturally.
     
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  9. Mister Me Too

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    It would’ve been cooler if the source of the virus were bees, then this gif would really work.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. ButchCassidy

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    Yeah, I can't read that.
     
  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Did he lose in Wonkaland?
     
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    [Wuhan epidemic] [Patient can no longer stand up when admitted to hospital] Wuhan pneumonia epidemic continues. A video shot by a netizen at a hospital in Wuhan showed that a patient seeking medical treatment had fallen at the reception and could no longer stand up. #武汉肺炎#不明肺炎 Online video
     
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  13. ButchCassidy

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    Thanks.

    I thought there was a "translate" option on tweets but I don't log into Twitter from work.
     
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    Yeah, only once logged in and in the app, I think
     
  15. shaolin5

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    Omg wrong thread
     
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  16. Wu

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    These degenerates just have to put everything in soup, including bats
     
  17. bro

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    christ at 11 million people living in Chinese cities I was not particularly familiar with.
     
  18. BWC

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    It's really rather jaw-dropping, numbers-wise. I live in a city of ~5 million, so small-to-medium-sized city. It somehow doesn't feel like that many people to me, which has been one of the biggest surprises. I thought it would be something I hate, being a small-town kid from Nebraska.
     
  19. BWC

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    Makes for delicious soup though. Best soup stock is made from the most useless things.
     
  20. BWC

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    Please tell me what this was haha
     
  21. IanBoyd

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    That's only half of Beijing's population, for reference.
     
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  22. bro

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    which is mind-blowing, but at least expected
     
  23. IanBoyd

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    Pretty much any providence capital city has a population of 10 million+ in China.
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    There are countless Chinese cities with 5mm+ people that the vast majority of people have never heard of.

    The US only has 12

    It's crazy
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  26. IanBoyd

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    I mean, population aside, because the entire country is overpopulated, its no different than asking if a random French dude has ever heard of Ann Arbor.
     
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  27. BWC

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    The Pearl River Delta metro is just absurd. You have five (5!) cities >7 mm (Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Dongguan, Foshan, Hong Kong) and then a handful of others between 3-5 mm.

    This is also where the SARS outbreak happened (Patient Zero was a farmer from near Foshan). It's important to remember the numbers at play here...puts these outbreaks in context (it's not doomsday).
     
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  28. HuskerInMiami

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    Interesting/scary bit about snakes and the introduction of some of these viruses.
     
  29. shaolin5

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  30. texasraider

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    Leave it to the nerds to screw it up for everyone
     
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    Luka is patient zero. His tmb sabbatical was actually a sex tour of Indonesia
     
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    Haha they need to isolate his jizz jar haha lmbo
     
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  34. The Banks

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    Jingzhou, a city larger than any city in the US outside of NYC.
     
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  36. DUCKMOUTH

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    This shit is wild and scary
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    10 days. It'll probably fall over in the same time period
     
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  38. shaolin5

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  39. BWC

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    Sigh...
     
  40. Vince Benedict

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    Just saw on Varney and Co. that the CDC is sending a team to Chicago. A woman in her 60s who has recently traveled there is showing symptoms.
     
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  42. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    :doge:
     
  43. Vince Benedict

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    My watching Varney and Co. shouldn't be the focal point of the post.

    Seek help.
     
  44. Illinihockey

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    Awesome, I'm flying through O'Hare next week to go to DC. Nice knowing you guys
     
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  45. steamengine

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    Imagine anyone in the US trying to build literally anything in 6 days.
     
  46. Tobias

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    god built the entire world in 6 days and the chinese need 6 to build one stinking hospital. shows how far from the lord we have strayed