CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. enjj

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    About to take a shower and nothing goes better with a shower than a Lezajsk!!
     
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  2. snooks

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    Thanks...that's what I figured.
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    GOP orthodoxy is that being poor is a sign of moral failing and must therefore be met with punishment - not assistance.
     
  4. The Banks

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    They didnt have any of Malkins on hand?

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  5. DeToxRox

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    Do you guys want a picture of my Pellegrino with lime?
     
  6. HotMic

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    Drove past Handel’s Ice Cream, the place was packed with tables full of people and the entire curb was lined with sitters shoulder to shoulder.

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  7. DUCKMOUTH

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    yes
     
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  8. UncleJesse

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    I mean, kinda.
     
  9. DrTomOsbourne

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    One of the greatest impressions I've ever seen.

     
  10. Henry Blake

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  11. UncleJesse

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    Don’t do it. You don’t want none of this shit.
     
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  12. CF3234

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  13. Thoros of Beer

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    Researchers in the amazon rainforest are set to publish a study that the highly addictive (and highly illegal) compound, creatine monohydrate, may be the miracle cure in the fight against covid-19. Hopefully we'll be able to ease restrictions so that doctors can get the resources they need to fight this virus.
     
  14. UncleJesse

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    Wayfair
     
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  15. prerecordedlive

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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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  17. UncleJesse

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  18. Weedlord420

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    I wish I lived in an alternate timeline where I could be a excited about news like this instead of immediately thinking “well that’ll be either buried or raped for profit”
     
  19. UncleJesse

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    Many people are saying the cure for this virus is craft beers. I’m not saying it, but many spectacular smart people are.
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Elysium IPA it is tonight. I love you boys tonight but will cuss you tomorrow
     
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  21. Jean-Ralphio

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    I am drinking a beautiful horse rn. I feel healthy.
     
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  23. AptosDuck

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    Only when mixed with the appropriate amount of aquarium cleaner, which also keeps the beer glasses spotless
     
  24. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I’d rather get the virus than drink any non Michelob ultra craft beer
     
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  25. lfriend

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    Welp got notice that I'm laid off at the end of the month :ohdear:
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    I’d rather get the virus than drink any Michelob beer


    Still <3 you Devine
     
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  27. devine

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    Opposites attract!
     
  28. Illinihockey

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    So they going to vote on this bill or what?
     
  29. Blu Tang Clan

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    Not a chance I could tolerate that.
     
  30. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree the smallest crumb can devour us
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  31. DetroitNole

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    And now a commander at the wayne county sheriff's department had died.
     
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  32. enjj

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  33. ohhaithur

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    Both stocks were perfect pump-and-dumps and I bet someone made millions
     
  34. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  35. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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    i thought that was pretty funny.
     
  36. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Finally someone with a palate!
     
  37. Owsley

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    Fuck man. Wish I had some better advice to give other than to keep your head up and hang in there.
     
  38. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  39. lfriend

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    Thanks! I'm lucky to have some money in the bank and will be okay for awhile, but it sure sucks. Especially for the ones that have nothing saved.
     
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  40. Jean-Ralphio

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    Sorry dude. thats awful.
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I have no idea about those facilities but this was precisely how my job was operating. They were and I imagine still, operating under the idea of this is just a hoax. No efforts to protect employees or even hint at least staying 6 feet away and no large groups.
     
  42. Goose

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    That's no hand wipes is an odd claim. There's no way they're still operating without some sort of cleaning supplies available. They're way too safety focused of a company. My company does about $1b worth of work for Amazon and they went out of their way to help us get more cleaning supplies to our team on their jobsites.
     
  43. DeToxRox

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  44. indeed

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  45. Blu Tang Clan

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    I think it was something I said.
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD
     
  47. MtOread

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    Shit man I’m really sorry to hear that. Hang in there.
     
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