CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread- Featuring beer pics and memes

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Ok, moment of truth...
    Wife is a pediatric physical therapist in a hospital. Her hospital canceled all outpatients, non-essential surgeries, etc. so her case load was cut in half (and there are three peds pts in her dept.) Today they gave her the following choice: get “flexed” or get trained as a CNA starting tomorrow.
    She’s scared shitless but “wants to do the right thing”.
    I have no idea what to tell her.
     
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  2. ned's head

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    I know everyone is posting homegrown pics, but the bottle is like 20 steps away

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  3. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Meanwhile Joe Biden shit himself and is lost somewhere in Dover, DE
     
  4. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    1. Holy shit.
    2. If they all have covid, why can’t they stay? Move as many respirators in as possible.
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    On one hand I wouldn’t blame any healthcare worker who could afford it to say fuck that I’m not interested in getting a pandemic if I don’t have to. On the other, if she lives through it, she can say that she stepped up in a time of crisis. Pretty cool story and example.
     
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  6. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That’s what I’ll lead with when I talk to her, “if you live through this...”
    The “fuck it, let’s be legends” of healthcare.
     
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  7. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    You continue to be one of the dumbest fuckwads around.
     
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  8. Schadenfred

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    Republicans:

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  9. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    on average, how many pushups would you say you do each day?
     
  10. Irush

    Irush Fairwell Solenya
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    50

    But I don’t do them everyday. Like if I have a bench or power clean day or a routine that involves pull ups, there’s no way I’m doing push ups on my second workout later that day
     
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  11. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Man that’s tough. I’d like to think I could give my wife a ra-ra speech and tell her to go be a hero, but if I’m being honest with myself I’m probably talking her out of it.
     
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  12. Cornelius Suttree

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    sounds like the Brazil dictator dude is being very dismissive of this :shocker:
     
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  13. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    you should do a variation like every day
     
  14. Degausser

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    When does this go into effect and what type of public employers are covered under this? I don't see either of those things anywhere.
     
  15. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Not a Bernie Bro but preach it King
     
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  16. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee Rock that Scoober
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    Remember the good old days (yesterday evening) when the projection was to hit 900 deaths on Friday? Sitting at 1,031 on Wednesday night. Shit is getting ugly.
     
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  17. enjj

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    Great summer beer. Thing is summer don’t come around here much.
     
  18. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  19. devine

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  20. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Oh here we go..
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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  22. devine

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  23. BudKilmer

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  24. dblplay1212

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    I think its 4/2
     
  25. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Osama Bin Laden Won
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    Fuck anyone that voted that voted for Biden over that man. You fucking suck.
     
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  26. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    It’s a lose lose....both fucking suck.
     
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  27. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    It’s scary, but there’s one option here.
     
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  28. indeed

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    Hello, friend.

    That looks like the guy who couldn’t beat Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden.
     
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  29. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight Osama Bin Laden Won
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    Americans are the dumbest pieces of shit on the face of this god damn Earth and you're a prime example of that.
     
  30. user15000

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    It is entirely set off by payroll tax credits.
     
  31. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    Matt worried about where fucking 0.0000052% of that stimulus goes is peak shitlord
     
  32. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    Federal govt is totally MIA in fighting this pandemic.
     
  33. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Dr. Grant Colfax, head of the SF Department of Public Health, said that “there are plausible scenarios that would put us in a situation like New York is in.”

    That is why city officials and hospitals are preparing for such a surge.

    While there are about 1,300 staffed regular medical-surgical beds and 200 staffed intensive care unit beds in local hospitals, Breed said The City will need as many as 5,000 more staffed hospital beds and 1,500 more ventilators.

    https://www.sfexaminer.com/news/bre...-beds-1500-ventilators-for-coronavirus-surge/
     
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  34. DrTomOsbourne

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    Luckily my father made a Florida delivery before the world went to shit.

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  35. gilstein21

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    Governor meemaw as the locals like to call her
     
  36. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Thanks
     
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  37. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    I mean if your eating a 1200 calorie burrito and chips and queso, then yeah.
     
  38. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    wife is a DPT NCS and has already been told this is likely when it gets bad here. my opinion is that if she can use her medical training to help, she should. I understand it’s scary shit and I’m barely sleeping thinking about it myself, but we all gotta do what we can.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    king shit

    wife has brought up concerns regarding her safety (as well as mine and our child's) and the lack of adequate ppe for her upcoming stint in seattle and was told "medicine is a selfless disclipine...we'll try to get you enough ppe". one of her med school classmates is at the hospital and he's reported that two ER providers are in the ICU from COVID: one is intubated, the other on ECMO. unfortunately if she doesn't obey she gets court martialed. i'm right there with ya man.
     
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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    jesus christ
     
  41. user15000

    user15000 Well-Known Member

    Also dblplay1212 terminating the employees is the worst option. He’ll owe all of them their PTO and expose himself to WARN liability. If he’s doing anything, it should be a furlough.
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    the lack of proper ppe and healthcare workers having to have these discussions about risking their lives, without normal 1st world precautions, is insane and such an indictment of our country

    not much has made me angrier than this, likely because it's on my doorstep

    eat arby's, move to a country that isn't trying to kill its citizens if you can
     
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  43. dblplay1212

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    NYGator answered in the other thread.
     
  44. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    it’s an absolute pathetic joke and an indictment on the priorities in this country. we should not all be posting in here about whether our wives can help fight this thing safely, but we are
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    oh fuck off with this bullshit
     
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  46. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    What are the TMB board's current top 5 expat destinations? We may need this.