CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. afb

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    my flu swab in january was not touching my brain, just barely inside my nose and it came back positive

    so I assume it's similar?
     
  2. pperc

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    You’re referring to a rapid flu test. Sensitivity is 50-70% so up to half are false negatives. With covid-19 it’s going to be far worse is my guess given how little we know about it and how poorly sensitive nasophargeal swabs are to begin with. It’s better than nothing, it’s true.

    https://epmonthly.com/article/accurate-rapid-flu-tests/
     
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  3. GoodForAnother

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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: what on earth did i just watch
     
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  5. IanBoyd

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    You guys also realize that when enough Trumpers die in the coming months, Donnie is just gonna declare a war time emergency and suspend the election right?
     
  6. BP

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    Yeah, I dont know why that surprised me:facepalm:
     
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  7. Henry Blake

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    It's his ultimate wet dream. He can't mobilize the fed govt to get ppe/vents/resp to hospitals, but he'll damn sure be able to leverage the fed govt at election time.
     
  8. IanBoyd

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    This is how you parent

     
  9. LA window washer

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    All it takes is one secret service sniper to go rogue and this pile of human waste would be no more.
     
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  10. cutig

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    If we don't have an election then pelosi is president in January
     
  11. Goose

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  12. The Banks

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    He cant, Pelosi becomes president in that case.
     
  13. xec

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    Dictator For Life....
     
  14. John McGuirk

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    Just moved into a new apartment and I’m working on unpacking and putting stuff away. Effort just shifted from trying to find the TV cord to finding the vape juice. Stay tuned
     
  15. Schadenfred

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    Because of course Murdoch's NY Post would label this responsible father as "coronavirus-panicked."
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

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    No u
     
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  17. The Banks

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    Seems like less people have died today than the past couple. Did we pray it away?
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

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    Nobody wants to die on a weekend
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    some data guys talk about weekend reporting always being a little wonky

    but maybe jesus did do it
     
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  20. devine

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    It has vanished. Checkmate by donnie
     
  21. John McGuirk

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    Now refocusing efforts on eating an Oreo McFlurry I saved from last night’s McDonald’s door dash order
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    “King me” is the only phrase that simple bastard would utter, and it’d be while playing tic tac toe.
     
  23. IanBoyd

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    Pelosi is also up for re-election this year so if there is no election it still wouldn't go to her.
     
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  25. IanBoyd

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    The no election scenario is actually pretty fascinating where we could end up with a scenario where *checks notes*, Patrick Leahy becomes the succession via pro tempore of the Senate since 23 Republicans on the Senate also have re-elections this year and we might end up with a default Democratic Senate.
     
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  26. Cornelius Suttree

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  27. Popovio

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    SIAP, but what a nightmare.

     
  28. xec

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    i wonder what the logistics of use are...
     
  29. The Banks

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    I dont know if this is correct:

    By the Twentieth Amendment, the presidential term expires at noon on January 20th every fourth year.

    If there’s no President-elect or Vice President-elect by then, the Speaker of the House of Representatives (presumably either Kevin McCarthy or Nancy Pelosi) would become president. Of course, Congressional terms automatically begin and end on January 3rd, so if there hadn’t been congressional elections, there wouldn’t be any representatives and the President Pro Tempore of the Senate would become President.

    Right now that’s Chuck Grassley of Iowa. His Senate term doesn’t expire until 2023, so he’d still be in office to become president next January if needed.

    Some people think it’s unconstitutional for members of Congress to be in the presidential succession (the Constitution says Congress can designate “officers” to be president if the President and Vice President are both dead or nonexistent. But the term “officer” in the Constitution is normally used in reference to members of the executive branch).

    Anyway, if Grassley’s not properly in the line of succession, the next man in line would be Mike Pompeo, America’s extremely scrupulous and classy Secretary of State. There doesn’t seem to be any constitutional difficulty with him becoming president; he’s over 35, natural-born, etc. Next after him would be the awful Steve Mnuchin, the Secretary of the Treasury, then the Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, then the other cabinet secretaries in the order in which their departments were created.

    *As Adam Bright notes in the comments below, cabinet secretaries who lack the constitutional qualifications to be president (eg. Elaine Chao, Henry Kissinger, and Madeline Albright, who are not natural-born citizens) get skipped in the succession.
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Grassley is president pro tempore of the senate and isnt up for re-election
     
  31. ohbluefan

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    Pelosi’s term is over in 2022 I believe
     
  32. The Banks

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    She is a congresswoman...
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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    I’m curious how effective this am am be. Want it to be the truth but a quick stitch through FDA also makes me wonder its effectiveness tbh. I know we need answers now but I also don’t want to be ineffective.
     
  34. ohbluefan

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    Yep my bad..
     
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  35. xec

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    People will get sick and then probably be left to die or survive on the spot. Hard to imagine ambulances taking them to hospitals and maybe harder to imagine the hospitals accepting them.
     
  36. bwi2

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    The Democrats have a 35-30 advantage in Senate seats not up for election in 2020. Chuck Grassley won't be president pro tempore at the time the Presidency becomes vacant if there are no elections.

    :cmonson:
     
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  37. ohbluefan

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    Can the Dems just elect a new speaker between now and November to play some 4D chess?
     
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  38. Nole96SC

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    A McDonalds with a working McFlurry machine. A true Covid miracle.
     
  39. Randy Dangus

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    The wreckage on the third world is months out and WHO/people won’t do a got damn thing about it. Wait til the reporting comes on in Africa or small Asian countries. These people have no options
     
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  40. bwi2

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    No, because every member of the House of Representatives is up for election in 2020, as they are every two years.
     
  41. Beeds07

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    Dehydration?
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    the amount of people who dont understand LATER peak caseloads being a good thing is making me lose my mind
     
  43. devine

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    Maybe those idiots from the UK shouldn’t have traveled to another country during a global pandemic
     
  44. bro

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    YES

    don’t care how foolish this is or unfair to the players
     
  45. IanBoyd

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    No the situation would play out as the Democrats would be the majority in the Senate since 23 Republican Senators are up for re-election (I haven't done the exact math on the scenario with every Senator up for re-election) so Grassley wouldn't be the pro tempore anymore.
     
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  46. IanBoyd

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    I can't even imagine how big of a political shit show a no election fallout would be.
     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    it's like in Battlestar Galactica when the Secretary of Education becomes the president of humanity because everyone else is killed during the Cylon attack on the 12 Colonies
     
  48. The Banks

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    Procedurally how does that work? Does there need to be a quorum? Can it be filibustered?
     
  49. bwi2

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    Then you get the super-political hellscape scenario in which states race to hold special elections to fill vacant seats in between January 3 and January 20.
     
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  50. IanBoyd

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    Except this situation is even crazier since Pat Leahy isn't even IN a succession list right now.
     
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