CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Scblue

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  2. Illinihockey

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  3. herb.burdette

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    After you go above 107.9, it reverts back to 88.1 though.
     
  4. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Meant to post this here earlier but was high and posted it in a different thread.
     
  5. 941Gator

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    Taiwan not #1?
     
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  6. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    “you better watch your mouth”

    -the WHO
     
  7. Blu Tang Clan

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    Huh?
     
  8. ugafish

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    But you would be starving or dead. Those are the likely options.
     
  9. 941Gator

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    Ongoing tmb joke
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    That’s good right? Since they were wrong.


    My god we are so fucked.
     
  11. BudKilmer

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  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
  13. Henry Blake

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  14. JGator1

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    Unreal but not surprising, total scumbag company
     
  15. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Starving is better than being shot. Hopefully I could find some people who are as awful as you're being. I tend to think that many people would help me out.
     
  16. bertwing

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    Just sailed past 4K deaths. Damn, big day
     
  17. Nole96SC

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    I cant imagine calling 39 Hobby Lobbys to see if they were open. After about 4 id be like fuck this shit.
     
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  18. infected donkey

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    China Virus Relief Information for Arkansans
    On March 27th, President Trump signed the CARES Act, legislation that will provide the emergency funds necessary to steer our economy through the outbreak of the China Virus and help Americans meet their financial needs. Part of that legislation provides a check in the form of a tax rebate to the vast majority of Americans. Information about those tax rebates is outlined below and can be found by clicking here. That legislation also provides loans to struggling businesses, non-profits, and other entities through the Small Business Administration. Those loans are also eligible for forgiveness when used for the certain purposes, including payroll, rent, mortgage interest, and utilities. Information about those loans is also outlined below and can be found by clicking here.

    Senator Cotton encourages all Arkansans with questions about how the CARES act can benefit them to contact his office at (202) 224-2353 or (501) 223-9081 or by emailing through the form on his website.
     
  19. fucktx

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    the fact that he’s polling so well right now gives a good idea of how fucking stupid we are imo
     
  20. Henry Blake

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  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    How’s Jared doing on that website?
     
  23. Blu Tang Clan

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    Not really. Almost all presidents see an immediate bump when a crisis starts and, for many people, this has started recently. Trump’s bump is way less than almost all presidents in similar situations historically. It’s too early to read anything.
     
  24. Cornfed Buffalo

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  25. pperc

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    With special berries? Yeah.
     
  26. joe-

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    even elderberry????
     
  27. joe-

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    my girlfriend has an interview there tomorrow ama
     
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  29. southlick

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  30. Fidelio

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    cock suckers
     
  31. pperc

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    Especially
     
  32. Randy Dangus

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    Good luck on the long-distance relationship
     
  33. LookslikeUofI

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  34. joe-

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    aren’t I allowed to move too or is that not kosher
     
  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  36. pperc

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    https://coronavirus.1point3acres.com/

    Sunday was just a blip. Exponential growth continues. Social distancing likely working in places like SF, Boston, Seattle with some evidence of curve bending.
     
  37. Joe Withabee

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    The Youtube livestream that keeps getting posted will swing up and down +-100 deaths very often. Shitty source.
     
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  38. infected donkey

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    bertwing
     
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  39. Joe Withabee

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    LOL at going through Tom Cotton for any fucking thing
     
  40. momux

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    Johns Hopkins ARCGIS site seems to the best data available. Not as quick to refresh as others but faster than media reports and almost always accurate.
     
  41. bertwing

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    I would pay so much money to fight Tom Cotton in the octagon
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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    Come November Ron Howard’s voice:

    The General populace has not learned anything.

    Ron Howard’s voice:
    It turns out he actually doesn’t care about NYC.
     
  43. Champ

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    Jesus, I think Canada is around 250k tests...
     
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  44. Daddy Rabbit

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    I have a poster I need framed. Thanks for not slowing me down HL.
     
  45. bertwing

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    For those that have been asking, yes I did make it to Taco Bell to capitalize on their free taco giveaway. No interviews at this time as I’m currently shitting. Thank you
     
  46. infected donkey

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    After hearing from his gay lover Its just nonsense.
     
  47. Daddy Rabbit

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    I forgot.

    Weirdly made tacos at home anyways.
     
  48. oldberg

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    Start pming this shit
     
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