CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. bro

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    Just consistently refresh amazon and go to non grocery stores like Walgreens, dollar stores
     
  2. pperc

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    Up up down down... nevermind
     
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  3. two

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  4. southlick

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  5. Space

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  6. NCHusker

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    bertstare is more of a Comcast style aggressively arrogant and condescending despite knowing not knowing anything about anything
     
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  7. CTownND

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    I'd recommend trying to just befriend store clerks and trying to get some info/help. Amazon/target/etc. online was a total shitshow.

    I went to a local grocery store, chatted up a couple of the employees and thanked them for their working, etc. and asked them what time the TP comes out. One of them told me put out shipments at 8 AM Tuesday and Friday, got one of the last rolls Tuesday morning at 8:01 after the senior hour finished 7-8 AM.

    Girlfriend is very friendly with all the folks at the local grocery store, asked one of the employees the same question. He said since you're nice and friendly and I know you, I'll hook you up, and brought out a roll in the back from some stash they were saving.

    I've also heard tips that some bars/restaurants are Postmating TP and that Staples / Office Max are best for online shipments.
     
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  8. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Maybe Hollywood will wake up and stop making Jumanji(and the like) remakes
     
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  9. NCHusker

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    Every bertstare post reeks of "Not only am I 100% right about everything I say, I'm so certain of that fact that I'm not even a tiny bit curious about what anybody else is saying"

    It's one of the absolute worst personality types in the entire human race
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol you can fuck the right off if you don’t like the Jumanji sequels.
     
  11. Andy Reocho

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    I stand by what I said. Hollywood needs to get their shit together
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    Whatever moron
     
  13. NCHusker

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    First Jumanji remake was a delightful experience.

    Haven't seen the second one yet but I intend to
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    you’re face needs to get its shit together.
     
  15. IV

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    I thought Mississippi pulled off the hiv thing first
     
  16. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I moved in early March and haven't been able to buy paper towels since then and it's been pretty inconvenient.
     
  17. 2

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  18. infected donkey

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    WTF... from another board who are idiots.

    Meanwhile, if somebody doesn't stop pretending that states rights are a real thing and decides to implement the Defense Production Act to establish a set price for manufacturers to role out personal protective equipment and test kits, then this is going to be a long 9 months.

    Capitalism fails when workers can't work. Market demand profits are not required to keep factories open.
     
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  19. BellottiBold

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    Good news everyone!
     
  20. Killy Me Please

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    AFP? The fuck is that. Their website is literally a template
     
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  21. bertwing

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    That’s the goal!
     
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  22. bertwing

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  23. DeToxRox

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    I do hope there is a story where an older person refuses to give up their vent to a fucking moron who got Covid making a stupid TikTok video.
     
  24. MtOread

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    that’s incredibly kind. RIP
     
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  25. Redav

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    "I don't agree with better patient outcomes that don't bankrupt people."
     
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  26. herb.burdette

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    When Kelly Loeffler found out about the appropriation, she immediately invested in the body bag company.
     
  27. enjj

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    Hello. Can you explain this to me?
     
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  28. RavenNole

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    England ran an average of 8,000 tests per day last week. That includes retests of medical personnel or sick, supposedly recovered patients. Their numbers may be more inaccurate than the fake numbers China came up with. We are doing a poor job testing and we are running more than double the tests even with factoring in population difference.
     
  29. enjj

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    Its deplorable?
     
  30. RavenNole

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  31. enjj

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    This is a hero. Greatest generation.
     
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  32. shaolin5

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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I hope it's like Fyre Festival
     
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  34. BudKilmer

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  35. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    This is such a shit time to be a healthcare worker. Some hospitals are cutting hours bc the non covid census is so low.

    My wifes friend is an RN at a hospital and is only treating covid patients now. Not only is she being exposed for no extra money, but she is losing 12 hrs/week of salary, and cant do her side gig for 8hrs/week at a nursing home.

    Cliffs: We're likely exposing you to covid & you're going to make $2k less a month. Bon Appetit..chefs kiss
     
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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    No one saw this coming.

     
  37. Homo Erectus

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  38. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Well at least our governor has very responsibly locked the state down to protect against spread from these people!
     
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I have a friend like that. I posted about him maybe last week, maybe it was six months ago. Time means nothing anymore. Anyways, I call it the arrogance of ignorance.
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    My buddies and I have been planning a golf trip to Nashville in May that I keep them absolutely won't happen but one of them lives in Denver and got a round trip flight to Nashville for $43.
     
  41. Redav

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  43. Tobias

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    swing and a miss, rock. even bert wasnt duped this badly by the mentally challenged reality tv star president
     
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  44. RavenNole

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    they ignored certain guidelines but this is the crux of the issue with our weak response and inconsistency coming out of the White House. Our youngest and our least intelligent won’t take it seriously and those are 2 dangerous groups of people.
     
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  46. One Two

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  48. IvanTheTerrible

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