CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. IanBoyd

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    More people in central virginia probably have AIDS than they do the Wuhan virus, if anything you should be panicking about randomly contracting HIV.
     
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  2. Shawn Hunter

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    Jokes on you, I have to have sex to get that. Or I guess I could start shooting up heroin or something.
     
  3. LuPoor

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    I hope you receive the best care possible in a hospital with no wifi
     
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  5. ned's head

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  6. IanBoyd

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    Panicking is the wrong move.
    Not taking it seriously is also the wrong move.

    There are vast oceans of differences between "BOMB CHINA AND CLOSE THE BORDERS" and "lolwrongcoronavirus i do what i want"
     
  7. theregionsitter

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    Just got an RFQ for 50,000 N95 masks

    we are sold out already, Depot grabbed em all
     
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  8. shaolin5

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    "Very severe strain of flu/cold"
    Buddy, there is a big ass difference between a severe cold and a severe flu. If this is a "severe flu" type situation, and they don't get a lid on it, 50,000 people will die.
     
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  9. Cousin Eddie

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    Potentially a case in Augusta
     
  10. Shawn Hunter

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    The two people in my region do not have it so yay
     
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  11. shaolin5

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    ABC News just said there are 110 suspected cases in 26 states.
     
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  12. HtownTide

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    Maybe its just me, but after seeing how the media handled the reporting the deaths of what ended up being 9 people in a helicopter crash yesterday, I have next to no faith that there is any kind of accuracy in them being able to report whether or not 100 people have a virus
     
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  13. southlick

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    Germany caught a case.
     
  14. Simon Templar

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    FDA went in hard on Gojo/Purell today for false claims.
     
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  15. BWC

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    Good. Nothing pisses me off more than people who think hand sanitizer is the end-all, be-all
     
  16. BWC

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    Great article. My only comment is on the paragraph regarding fever clinics. That shows a fundamental misunderstanding of Chinese society. The fever clinics are a means of keeping those with fevers from bringing hospitals to a grinding halt/isolating possible cases. The thesis isn't wrong, but it's based on a bit of a false premise of what would happen without them.
     
  17. The Banks

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    It’s like they they never took virology or concepts of infectious disease, smh.
     
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  18. BWC

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    Haha touché.
     
  19. The Banks

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    But for real, most people should know that hand sanitizer only works for some viruses, they dont need to know the mechanics of why. But theres signage everywhere in place where people spend an extended amount of time together in tight quarters like cruise ships, trains, airplanes, etc to WASH YOUR HANDS WITH SOAP THOROUGHLY. You wont see a sign in a bathroom or kitchen or hospital to please use hand sanitizer.
     
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  20. Drunkle Tom

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  21. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    GA? If so, fuck
     
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  22. BWC

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    Can we not post the token liberal from Fox News please? Thanks
     
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  23. Pelican

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  24. The Banks

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    Im glad he learned something during his time at Ohio State.

    Top 10 nursing school
     
  25. Guns

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    guy on my team at work has family near Wuhan. He flew there about a week ago and was supposed to fly back Saturday. Yeah he’s stuck there now.
     
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  26. southlick

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  27. Aaron Hernandez

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    Mortality rate is pretty clearly only a quarter of SARS’ but it seems to be spreading a lot faster.
     
  28. NWestGator

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  29. Handcuffed

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  30. Aaron Hernandez

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    It’s interesting reading about SARS, it was a super-spreader so individuals were infecting like 10-20 people at a time. Basically if you defecated while you were sick, anyone in smelling distance would probably get infected. But since you were mostly infectious when you were showing symptoms that made it easier to contain.

    it seems like if there was ever a super-spreader Coronavirus that was contagious prior to showing symptoms like the Wuhan virus then that would be a disaster.
     
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  31. southlick

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  32. Greybeard

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    I've read that a big concern is people are dying and other causes are being listed for death, not the virus. "He had a coughing fit from the virus, fell and smacked his head. Cause of death: Blunt Force Trauma." Stuff like that. An effort inside China to skew the numbers so there's less panic.
     
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  33. Parab00n

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  34. JPWahoo

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    fiance just got back from NYC and now has a 100+ fever, etc...so goodnight fair TMB I'm not long for this mortal coil
     
  35. dome foam

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    Google tells me that’s gonorrhea.
     
  36. JPWahoo

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    jokes on you she's celibate
     
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  37. Shiggityshwo

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    gotta be honest, this hand sanitizer info has rocked me to my core
     
  38. Simon Templar

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    I’m sorry. That’s just the tip of the iceberg if you wanna really never go to a hospital or have surgery.
     
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  39. Tobias

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    what is wrong with hand sanitizer
     
  40. xec

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    I believe that’s how an ME would classify it in the USA too.
     
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  41. xec

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    1) Most hand sanitizers aren’t effective against viruses, although there are some that have been shown to reduce their numbers.
    2) Hand sanitizers do not kill ALL bacteria on the hands, so the hands can still spread them.
    3) Most people use the hand sanitizers incorrectly. They apply the sanitizer without washing the hands first. Hands should be thoroughly cleaned with soap and water first to remove biofilm and matter that protect the germs from the active ingredient of the hand sanitizer.
     
  42. Tobias

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    what if you drink it
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

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  44. Redav

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  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    I don’t think you know how hand sanitizer works. It’s magic cleansing water.
     
  46. cdaysker

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    I support all Q believers in drinking as much bleach as they can get their hands on
     
  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    I just cannot disagree with this.
     
  48. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    ya bro its the foaming action on ur teeth , lol!

    wtfjk ?

     
  49. BWC

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    That's...the cause of death (assuming the fall happened)
     
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