CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. pperc

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    You live in Camden?
     
  2. Ingram

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    I'd rather manage millions in assets than live in a place where no one fixes any of the shit that breaks and creates unsafe living conditions and still expects you to pay on time every month with no discount or be homeless but that's just me
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    between this and Shu being our other "i was given millions of dollars in rental properties by my family and man the inheritance tax was ROUGH" the landlord representation on this board skews...poorly
     
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  4. fucktx

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    a camden apartment

    it’s a national apartment/townhome group
     
  5. Houndster

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    This is the most egregious thing posted ITT
     
  6. gus_chiggins

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    Thinking this is the most egregious thing posted itt is quite egregious
     
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  7. THF

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    Given? Who the fuck does that happen to? Lol. Sign me the fuck up.

    Ah. Shu. Never mind.
     
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  8. Ingram

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    If someone just gave me stuff worth millions of dollars and I didn't want to deal with it because it's so hard and terrible I would just sell it for millions of dollars
     
  9. DUCKMOUTH

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    Yes if anyone doesn’t want to hassle with millions in assets I’ll be glad to take it over
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Had a landlord in college that would always say we didn’t pay for the month and try to get us to double pay. Every month had to go to the bank and get a printout of my account and send it to her to show where the money was taken out to get her to stop calling and harassing me. She once sent this old biker looking dude that she went to church with to get us to pay up and had to have him follow me to the bank to go get the bank statement and show him and explain to him how it’s an ongoing thing so if she’s going to ask him to keep doing this then he needs to just meet me at the bank to save time. She was one of those really rich women with a ton of money and I assume a huge pill or drinking problem based on multiple conversations.
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    Landlords, management companies are a group I didn’t think we’d have people on their steeds for, but here we are.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We love our current apartment management. They’re maybe a step below hotel service.
     
  14. BellottiBold

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    lol remember when Trump successfully finagled a way out of having to install sprinklers in his property
    good times
     
  15. devine

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    Sss
     
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  16. cutig

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    Maybe I'm lucky but I've always rented from good people :idk:
     
  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    a capital gains cut seems like just what the most vulnerable Americans need right now, right?
     
  18. kennypowers

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    You know what most Americans are clamoring for right now? Capital gains relief.
     
  19. Blu Tang Clan

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    my current one is pretty awesome, which is why I’m eight years and counting at my current place, but I’ve had some pricks before that. Besides that, I’m of the opinion that if THF is writing novels going one way, it’s best to go the opposite.

    kind of kidding, but not really.
     
  20. Sammy Meatballs

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    I’m a lawyer and a commercial landlord and guess what

    I think we all suck too
     
  21. Ingram

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    Trickle down covid relief is the best kind
     
  22. Lyrtch

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    i've actually on net gained respect for lawyers from getting to know some from this board

    i think thats a me problem though
     
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  23. RonBurgundy

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    Anecdotal story and data but I’m on call this weekend and have to give our Covid nurses orders/instructions, and pass on positive results to primary care providers, counsel patients that have more questions that nurses can’t handle, etc.

    background: I live in a very white state. Sadly, I’ve been responsible to talk to/call back ~35-40 positives over the past 2 days. More than half are non-Caucasian, immigrants/refugees who are working at a couple of our big meat packing plants/big industrial factories.

    I know it’s anecdotal, but I feel this will be the data nationwide: the poor and minorities will be a disproportionate percentage of cases (but maybe not fatalities due to age). These are the types of workers that can’t WFH, can’t skip work/miss paychecks. They work in relatively crappy and unprotected conditions that are a breeding ground for this to spread. They usually live in multigenerational houses with a lot of extended family members.

    Over a third of our county’s (pop~ 200K) cases are from 2 businesses alone.

    and yet without shutting things down, you can’t stop it. And without worker protections, you suddenly have thousands of homeless and penniless people.

    impossibly awful situation.
     
  24. THF

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    You’re just ahead of the game.
     
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  25. Blu Tang Clan

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    Once you learn the concept of the nutgraph we’ll be fishing with dynamite.
     
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  26. Sammy Meatballs

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    We have a pretty good group of lawyers on here, we aren’t exactly representative of the general legal population.

    one of my life’s greatest regrets was leaving Alabama before I got to try a case against wes tegg and have the first Mainboard trial.
     
  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    Never had a landlord before. Ask me anything.
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    This shouldn't be hard for landlords. Banks are giving deferments and then they'll have some type of loan mod program like they did a decade ago (HARP) that will catch the loan up when this is over. Now it'll be different if the tenants have lost their job and don't get back to work immediately but any landlord trying to evict anyone right now when the banks are offering deferments are just scumbags.
     
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  29. Ingram

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    How long did you live with your parents
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    That better fucking be GOP econ advisors.

    I'm not sure Tobias can handle his Queen doing that
     
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  31. Tobias

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    literally impossible unless you lived on campus throughout college and then with your parents
     
  32. GrizzliesDrew

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    Dorm, fraternity house, started building starter home once I got my first job 2 months before graduation, lived with my parents for a few months until house was finished.

    My 2 best friends lived with me in that house, so technically I’ve BEEN a landlord.
     
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  33. TheoB

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    "I'm no doctor but I have common sense. What do you have to lose?"

    Jesus...
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    if you lived on campus the university would have been your landlord. So unless he only lived with his parents then bought a house it didn’t happen.
     
  35. gus_chiggins

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  36. Drown ‘Em

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    Wow.... in his rambling on about hydroxychloroquine Trump literally just said “I’ve seen things that I sort of like. So, what do I know? I’m not a doctor. I’m not a doctor, but I have common sense.” Does he think this is a fucking Holiday Inn Express commercial?
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. Ingram

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    Alexa show me privilege
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    so who did you pay rent to when you lived in a dorm and in your frat house? Did you own the dorm and frat house? You literally had landlords in both places.
     
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  40. Redav

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    I told my wife this is what I thought would happen. She's been working from home some and when she does go to work she just stays in her office and has no contact with anyone. I've been wfh for 3 weeks. We have very little potential for exposure but tons of people here don't have that privilege and have to be on the front lines of this.
     
  41. Ingram

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    You guys still watch Donald trump trump talk?
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    Im waiting for America’s funniest videos to come on.
     
  43. Blu Tang Clan

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    For a second I thought you were quoting Rowdy Burns.
     
  44. THF

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    This study appears to support your observations.

    High-resolution influenza mapping of a city reveals socioeconomic determinants of transmission within and between urban quarters


    https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.03.023135v1
     
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  45. Tarpon Nole

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    I'm watching a 1997 neberask and Mizzou football game


    Idk who wins, so it's basically live sports
     
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  46. Mister Me Too

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    Disagree, while it definitely does not apply to the scientists and researchers it certainly applies to the hedge funds and private equity firms that are buying up companies and patents.
     
  47. GrizzliesDrew

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    :edmond:

    Auburn’s a great landlord.
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    dude, it’s literally the definition of a landlord.
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    So what your fraternity