CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. xec

    xec Well-Known Member
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    He’s already at work busily helping.
     
  2. HotMic

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  3. DeToxRox

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    Tobias came out
     
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  4. prerecordedlive

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    And the dogs are safe. :ohgosh:

    I was mostly worried about ours. She’s 4 but she went through gnarly heartworm treatment the first 4 months we had her so I have always assumed that she’s more susceptible to further illness than other dogs.
     
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  5. Henry Blake

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    The sooner everything shuts down, the better.
     
  6. Prospector

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    death bed confession?
     
  7. xec

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    +1 = more. It’s math.
     
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  8. DeToxRox

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    I was sent an email at work that referred to me as essential personnel. No wonder our stock is in the tank.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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  10. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
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    Nah. Billie Eilish discussion.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    No you didn’t. Fucking go home, dickhead
     
  12. Imurhuckleberry

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    This is ridiculous. I called urgent care and they "suggested I stay home and self quarantine." I responded I've been doing that but the state health department yesterday suggested that I go get checked for strepp / flu etc. They responded that I should just stay home or go to the ER. At this point I responded back "are you saying that you are refusing me care? I need to know because my next step is to call back to the state health department and I need to be accurate with what I report." We go round and round. Long story less long they then agreed that I should come in but put me on hold "because we haven't really talked about anything like this before." Wtfh. So now I'm going in, they will have a nurse in the parking lot with a mask. This whole thing better just be panic because it's a gong show down here.
     
  13. bertwing

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    All Walmart corporate folks are mandatory work from home until at least April 3rd.
     
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  14. Tobias

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    i feel fine and would like to go home for the day but through a various series of mishaps completely out of my control, am currently at 22 mins of sick time left for the year and have to ration that
     
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  15. Prospector

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    not until he infects his dipshit coworkers
     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    I haven't done this little work since National Signing Day 2007-2013ish
     
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  17. DeToxRox

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    The only solution is leaving at 4:59 for the next 22 days
     
  18. xec

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    Geraldo’s a dumb ass.
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    AT&T currently believes if you're not present you're not working
     
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  20. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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  21. jrmy

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    Siri can coronavirus cause neurological symptoms or were those pre-existing
     
  22. fucktx

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    i wish the only people who got it were those who attended cpac
     
  23. Michael Scofield

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    I work for the biggest health system in the country. Talk all week was that we should expect to be working from home by today. Our CEO met with Trump Wednesday, and now that’s not happening, and we got a long ass “everything is fine and we’re doing great” email from him last night. Fucking fuck, man.
     
  24. TC

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    Tell them about the mouse on a watch thing
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    HCA?
     
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  26. Nostradumass

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    oh we coughing on everybody down here
     
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  27. slogan119

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    Yep. Cut our trip short (shouldn’t have gone to begin with, but whatever) and are headed home. Think we would have been OK, but I have other concerns.

    I’m concerned with panic setting in and no food availability, along with others acting irrationally. That and not being able to get back if things grind to a halt as quickly as yesterday escalated.

    Plus we appear to have finalized our work from home plans. So I need to roll that out to 20 peeps.
     
  28. Jake Scott

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    At this point, I’m afraid I don’t have enough weed.
     
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  29. UncleJesse

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    I work in logistics and we have had absolutely zero discussion about anything. We have no strategy, no plan, no nothing. Shit is going to hit us right in the mouth and then we will panic and scramble.
     
  30. Bar None

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    Just getting off my shift, about to use the hospital shower. Spoke with my charge RN, the amount of rule-out Covid-19 in our hospital doubled over night
     
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  31. DetroitNole

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    Farmington Hills
     
  32. MtOread

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    Scream it from the rooftops, these assholes are going to be responsible for deaths, and they must be held accountable for that.
     
  33. Jake Scott

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    My buddy in logistics is in the same boat. He's over 20 states but they're locations are in small market cities. They're basically doing nothing. When I say they're doing nothing, I mean like flat out nothing. No communication has even gone out.

    It's a huge retail company.
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Feeling pretty happy about stocking up on bourbon for months obviously very obviously for this and no other reason
     
  35. slogan119

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    We need some supply chain in all this.

    Going to be A LOT of stress on systems soon.
     
  36. ugafish

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    Lots of things happen that were never going to happen.
     
  37. DeToxRox

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    Damnit
     
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  38. HotMic

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  39. ugafish

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    Email I got today from the biggest hospital system in SC said 7-10 days.
     
  40. skrouse

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    Same thing happening with my wife's bank. She came in today and expressed her concerns (she's their Information Security Officer) they said they're going to be BAU until they're forced to institute some type of remote work plans or close.

    Mind blowing.
     
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  41. UncleJesse

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    We pick up and ship anywhere east of I-35 all the way to the east coast. Have 50 company drivers as well as a brokerage division. Zero has been said. I'm just going to wait on the dam to break and then I am going home and staying there.
     
  42. Jake Scott

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    It's QVC lol
     
  43. vander02

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    I work in digital education, K-12 world, and we are about to get too busy to handle it all. Literally, we are EdTech but don't have the capacity to even handle all users live from our existing customers. Let alone emergency adds from other desperate school systems. Fun times
     
  44. TC

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    If banks closed couldn't people freak?
     
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  45. Ingram

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    Was there a recommended time table on when you may want to shoot your hungry neighbor
     
  46. Henry Blake

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    Somebody give me the names of some Congressmen/women who get shit done. We're going to need these people behind a podium every day letting people know what's going on and assuring the American people.
     
  47. TC

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    Our whole university has told faculty to "teach online" til April 3. So far it's still spring break but when people start actually all trying to do it I feel like shit is gonna hit the fan
     
  48. DeToxRox

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    While I look through my Rolodex of Democratic contacts, here are the Republicans you seek:
     
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