CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. El Tiburon

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    I’m enjoying a nice, cold glass of Betadine prep as I read this thread. It’s delicious, nutritious AND antibacterial!
     
  2. texasraider

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    What if we sent the army to take over the country's #1 enemy, Facebook HQ
     
  3. seanofthedead86

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    Lol noob. Neosporin gel ftw.
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I just got a new bulb for my anal lamp. They keep breaking when I sneeze
     
  5. CaneKnight

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    This has been my argument. If you're going to say doctors and scientists are lying don't get scared when you get sick. Stay home and die at home. Don't change it up and talk that "I was wrong" crap after you almost. NO NO NO you stay home and die there where you belong. Just let someone know in advance so we can send a hazmat to clear your ass out after.

    If you're truly going to be about that life, then be about that life even if it kills you and don't go running to a professional.
     
  6. Henry Blake

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    If anyone has a better chart for this please post. Shows projected production vs. need -- posted Sept. 4. https://archive.is/30H3F
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  7. aisle seven

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    I feel for Ben Collins and his mental health
     
  8. afb

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    so they are finally staying home if they are sick

    interesting
     
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  9. jrester06

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    My wife just had a operation last week and they did a betadine swap of each nostril before her operation, stating it was a Covid protocol. Her previous 3 surgeries in 2020 this didn't happen.
     
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  10. JGator1

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    Desantis is clearly 100% pro vaccine

     
  11. pperc

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    that's a mrsa protocol.
     
  12. jrester06

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    interesting, in all her 13 operations this is the first time it has been done. It is however the only time she has been at this hospital.
     
  13. Pharm

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    Procedures are updated all the time with guideline updates and based on surgery risk.

    It’s been a while but isn’t there some controversy in if mrsa decolonization actually works? pperc
     
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  14. Pharm

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    Wife and I are both pharmacists and we both happen to have anti-vaccine bosses. Very odd. My “boss” happened to be a fairly good friend as we started out at the company together, but man he apparently is full right wing nut job and assumes I am too.
     
  15. pperc

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    yes
     
  16. One Two

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    It can very easily be recolonized. Toss dirty clothes into the wash and pick your nose. Etc.
     
  17. Pharm

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    Yeah I did research for our orthopedics dept a while back in school on tranexemic acid and using Bactroban prior to surgery to see if they needed to update their protocols
     
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  18. Prospector

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  19. One Two

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    I dealt with recurring staph after picking it up at the gym and it was so fucking annoying.
     
  20. Redav

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    I got pink eye from the gym one time. That was fun
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    This is the most convincing explanation to me
     
  22. slogan119

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    I’ve been using it in place of bitters for my Old Fashioneds since Covid started
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Wife’s work issued updated covid protocols. If any employee isn’t vaccinated the employee is responsible for finding and getting a covid test and submitting that test no less than 12 hours before their first day of the work week occurs. If an employee fails to do so it is automatic termination and loss of severance/pensions. So basically it’s going to be a huge pain in the ass if you aren’t vaccinated.
     
  24. VaxRule

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    “If you’re going to be about that life, then be about that death” is a better bumper sticker.
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. PeterGriffin

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  27. GordoBombay

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    Isn’t that the worst when people assume that?
     
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  28. CaneKnight

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    Comon heart attack, help us out here. I know this fat cunt has got to have the worst diet
     
  29. Tobias

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    work is having an all hands on deck meeting tomorrow presumably to discuss the new covid protocols.

    they are bringing in a local doctor to talk to everyone about how safe and good the vaccine is but knowing these idiots they'll accidentally book an anti-vax doc
     
  30. One Two

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    I love gym mat farts in my WOD
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    Texas is not going to let this slide. I expect tomorrow Hot Wheels will announce Texas will seize control of any business that mandates vaccines, liquidate assets, and donate all monies to abortion bounty fund.
     
  32. CaneKnight

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    My work sent out something saying they are "Working to understand these new executive orders". Basically they're doing everything they can to not have to follow through with the mandate. In which case I'll be telling them "If we're not going to do a mandate I'd prefer to continue working from home". It's just so funny how they don't understand how that can backfire on them. If you want to cater to the unvaccinated you also have to cater to the vaccinated. It doesn't just work one way.
     
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  33. Can I Spliff it

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  34. AUShyGuy

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    As a payer of federal taxes, is there a Florida box I can uncheck kinda like the presidential campaign fund?

    Would rather not financially contribute to the state anymore
     
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  35. Pharm

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    to be fair Florida, white, beard, in a maga county and from South Georgia. I gotta lot against me
     
  36. Prospector

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    soon to be posted in the found out thread

     
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  37. Beeds07

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    I distinctly remember being told kids can’t get Covid. Did somebody lie to me?
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Pete Ricketts is an underrated stupid fuckwit RWNJ
     
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  39. Henry Blake

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  40. texasraider

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    Please help my friend who fucked around and is finding out
     
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  41. a.tramp

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    My brain just keeps on defaulting to a position that it can comprehend. That position is: “we are getting trolled, these people can simply not exist and especially in the volume that we are witnessing.”

    I just can’t even anymore.
     
  42. Hawks11

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    Hopefully this is a trend that catches on. Unvaccinated people* who catch COVID need to ride it out at the house.
    *Exclusions apply for 12 and younger.
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    NSIAP but this song bops.

     
  44. The Guru

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  45. PeterGriffin

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    This won’t surprise many but Nicki Minaj just had an extended meltdown on Twitter casting doubts on the vaccine, saying she got Covid unvaxxed and had “the same” symptoms as the vaxxed population. Then amplifying tweets from people claiming the vaccine fucked them up and made them blind, tweeted herself that her cousin’s friends balls swelled from the vaccine and now he is impotent, bullshit bullshit. Fucking moron with 22.6 million followers.
     
  46. bro

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    she is a fucking moron and I’ve always been team Cardi B
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Anyone that listens to her medical advice deserves to fuck around and find out. Hopefully she does the same
     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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    Minaj has had a few too many ass injections it would appear
     
  49. afb

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    but also



     
  50. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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