CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Beeds07

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    This is the I got herpes from the toilet seat of 2021

     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Man, when Tentacle Hentai is dunking on you it's time to hang it up.
     
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  3. beerme

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    It is but you can’t look at it for overall us in the last few days for example to see a trend solve Florida and other states don’t report every day or batch weird. There are a lot of states that don’t snd are easy to get up to date info like NY which i check almost nightly
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    Ya florida backlogged like 25k new cases and 1k new deaths for this past week

    Had to explain to my dad that while its cool we may not have to air lift people to hospitals 3 states away at this current moment, that doesn't mean everything is cool at good now
     
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  5. Beeds07

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  7. beerme

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    I laughed…. But also no way this guys vaccinated
     
  8. ashy larry

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  9. a.tramp

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    I like this Dr’s toks. The 2nd one does a really great job of explaining the vaccine & booster response. Now I just need someone to tell me if it is correct. Sounds legit.



     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    Context: shes there for an asthma attack, not covid. On the one hand, considering the state of hospitals right now, makes sense to keep her outside.

    On the other hand, like we know its bad out there, but fuck, having to keep a patient like that just outside like that
     
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  11. Tobias

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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Thats mostly it, yeah.
     
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  13. afb

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  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating the country girl who believed she once got an STD from riding a tractor because her boyfriend told her that’s probably how it happened
     
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  15. Beeds07

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    I had a friend that convinced his girlfriend he got herpes from a toilet seat. People are stupid.
     
  16. billdozer

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  17. ashy larry

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    gettin messy on there!
     
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  18. Mix

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    Hot damn that is a handsome man. His life must be really hard.
     
  19. a.tramp

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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
  20. Tobias

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    joy is too afraid to post on tmb because there is a chance the real poster who posted those homophobic blogs could post here
     
  21. Mix

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    So you are saying there's a chance...

     
  22. a.tramp

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    Oh great, now a large percentage of the people his eloquent and and very understandable message might have reached willed be dismissed immediately.

    Who am I kidding, him being a POC already most likely had him dismissed in their view anyways.
     
  23. CaneKnight

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    Mother fucker was created in a lab, Jesus :laugh:
     
  24. El Tiburon

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    I’d fuck him. No homo.
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    I feel the world, maybe the universe, would be better off if Nicki Manaj shut the fuck up about stuff she doesn’t understand. That should just about cover everything.
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    I’ll offer to personally drive Cardi B to her house for the ass whipping.
     
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  27. HuskerInMiami

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    I have several black friends that are anti-vaxxers. I sent that TikTok to a few of them and I already had a response that was the thinking emoji followed by, "Imma get it". So he's already helped get one more person vaxxed.
     
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  28. HuskerInMiami

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    These poor kids.
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  29. El Tiburon

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    Ugh. My kids were born at St. Mary’s. I bet this lady hangs out with Jigga
     
  30. Jigga

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    Please. Jup life over here.
     
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  31. PeterGriffin

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    Phew, thought this was Kristen Schaal for half a second and I panicked cause she’s fantastic and this fb post is the opposite.
     
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  33. Henry Blake

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    Topol: "The UK's JCVI has reviewed all the data on this matter and is going forward with 3rd shots for all age 50+ starting in the next few days"
     
  34. bro

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  35. Josey Wales

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    I mean, do we not think that ~20% of this country kinda sucks? Seems in line with population.
     
  36. PeterGriffin

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    Yeah, pretty good % considering the pig demo.
     
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  37. IV

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    21%
     
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  38. CaneKnight

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    Sure but 100% of cops suck
     
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  39. Tobias

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    79% vaxxed thanks to the mandate is better than I expected.
     
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  42. IV

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    I was thinking yesterday, it’s pretty wild that everyone born before like 1965 still has a scar from the smallpox vaccine and they still think the vaccine is Bullshit
     
  43. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe a better way of saying this is only 21% completely nutters is better then I expected.
     
  44. Baron

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    I saw some children there on tv that appeared easily less than 12. Wonder what the true requirements are for all spectators.
     
  45. prerecordedlive

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    If that same guaranteed vaccine was offered today and the only caveat was that it would leave a small circular scar, I guarantee the same dipshits would be raising holy hell about that. Just let them all die at this point. They serve no purpose but to play host so the virus can keep bouncing around fucking everything up for everyone.
     
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