CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. cutig

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    Link for this story?
     
  2. Emma

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    Be safe and don't overdose on weed, you guys!
     
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  3. leroi

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    idk, S Korea is far more crowded in terms of population density
     
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  4. Billy King

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    do you live in wilmington?
     
  5. blotter

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    From that to:

     
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  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    fuck. my kid is in 1st grade at farmington hills. i am supposed to pick him up sunday.
     
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  8. 941Gator

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    I’ve got it. I can feel it. No convincing me otherwise.
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

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    So Bolsonaro gave it to the mayor of Miami. Trump got that shit.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    The court reporting firm we primarily use does a big march madness bracket deal with a ton of great prizes for the firms that use them the most. To promote that, they had huge sheet cakes made with parody NCAA Tournament logo and the firm name. It was just delivered to the office.
     
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  11. timo

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    Yes and no.

    Their smoking rates until very recently were far higher than the US and they have worse air pollution.

    Their traditional diet is a million times healthier than the crap we eat though, they're fitter and more active.
     
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  12. Tarpon Nole

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    Local fly fishing board tough guy. Note: he think satellites and immunizations are fake

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  13. orangebl00d

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    Thought y’all had travel moratorium already?
     
  14. Jake Scott

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    That's crazy to me. T's and P's
     
  15. Jake Scott

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    He should be under the same direction as publix and ration the weed.

    Give me his number....
     
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  16. Redav

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    Trump 100% has it
     
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  17. Lawnole23

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    What about birds?
     
  18. Jake Scott

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    Raleigh rn but moving to Charlotte area in a couple months.
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Why the fuck would they listen to him? They should know better
     
  20. Tarpon Nole

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    If trump gets it, things will tank even more.

    even if it’s not that bad for him (who are we kidding he’s already pretty bad shape) fear of the leader of the free world (kill me) having it will not be something markets like

    All just imvho
     
  21. citrodong

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    Trump 99.9% has it and isn't quarantining. That means the whole WH is about to have it. Pelosi better conference call that recovery bill.
     
  22. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    We'll never know unless he dies.
     
  23. blotter

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    You know trump is banging the table telling the doctor to give him the drugs that havent cleared trials
     
  24. RavenNole

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    nba players and politicians aren’t the only ones magically getting it without going abroad. It’s incredible to me that most in the media, who legitimately hate trump, aren’t making the absolute correct assessment that MANY more people have this. Confirmed cases mean literally nothing if they are barely testing anyone. You can’t be confirmed without a test and most people with textbook corona can’t get tested. Why is this being breezed over? The testing issues are discussed but not how underreported the cases likely are.

    Ohio person saying they think Ohio has 100k (which seems a bit outrageous the opposite way) is the only one to really shine a light on how off that is. I’d bet there is at least 50k+ cases and growing. Maybe more.
     
  25. Owsley

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    Hopefully they give him cyanide instead
     
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  26. Tarpon Nole

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    I mean, lets do it. Preferably ones that are hastily designed
     
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  27. Drown ‘Em

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    Smart. This pandemic really shows the importance of being close to your guy.
     
  28. Jake Scott

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    He's pretty much family.
     
  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  30. Mister Me Too

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  31. DetroitNole

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  32. Tobias

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    quick psa but assuming donnie or pence survive this, this will 100% happen here in november and pretending otherwise is very naive
     
  33. Bruce Bowen

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    Can someone tell me the average expiration time frame for toilet paper and hand sanitizer? Would hate for mine to go bad.
     
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  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    So how far down the line of succession do we want this thing to travel? Top two take a jump, then the next five?
     
  35. cutig

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    Top two makes president pelosi happen
     
  36. Michael Scofield

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    From what I can tell, he appears to be a closeted Trumpanzee. He insists that all the TVs on our campus show Fox News at all times. It’s really unfortunate. We should be leading on this and we’re part of the problem. This country is truly fucking broken.
     
  37. Bruce Wayne

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    If the top 2 bite it then we get President Pelosi
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    This is it. The day we trained for, gentlemen. Godspeed and good hunting.
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Has everyone stopped eating at restaurants? What about fast food?
     
  40. Crepeswithasmile

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    whew that's not his school thankfully.
     
  41. Bankz

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    My wife just got an email from the hospital she works at. They have 12 test kits. For the entire hospital that services a city of 70k+. You need to hit qualifications to get tested. One of them being you have had to travel to China. If you haven’t doesn’t matter no test for you.
     
  42. Thoros of Beer

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    This is going to be great for the environment
     
  43. theriner69er

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    If there are only 50K, give it a few days and it will be 100K
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    A couple things about this graph and similar graphs are misleading...and they are misleading in a under projected way.

    1. We are comparing raw number of a country that is 1/6th of our size.
    2. We aren't even mass testing and Italy was at this pointm
    3. While Italy is old, our elderly population is 75% of their total population. We have 45mm 65+, they have 60mm Total population
    4. Our graph/timeline hasn't even started yet.
    5. Our exposure is drastically greater due to pop size
     
  45. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    This is 'just don't get sick' to the nth degree.
     
  46. Tarpon Nole

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    I mean, if someone like trump has it, then Pence has it, the cabinet has it, Congress has it, joint chiefs have it
     
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  47. theriner69er

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    These test kits have something like 100 individual tests, right?
     
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  48. DeToxRox

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    I am ordering pizza tonight. A man needs those calories to survive.

    I would never order any cold food during this period of time though.
     
  49. bro

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    this is literally about to be a huge inconvenience for me in like 5 days. Has the TP industry made any statements about availability?

    funny or not, people have to be able to wipe goddamit.
     
  50. Daniel Ocean

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    better make sure Kiefer is ok
     
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