CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Babou

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  2. Beeds07

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    My landlord is working with me through all of this. I am so lucky.
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK RETURNS!
     
  4. ned's head

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    Well gosh, this seems bad when you put it all together

     
  5. Illinihockey

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    i believe 4th covid relief bill
     
  6. Michael Scofield

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    The worst people on Earth, bloggers.
     
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  7. Ingram

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    None of those people look like the president
     
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  8. superfly0212

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    i was thinking this guy

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  10. bro

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  11. RavenNole

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    he’s wrong about a lot of things and he’s only bringing this up for self serving reasons but he’s right on this one. I think this would be a great way to get people back to work and start getting the country in an overall better spot. I just hope he means infrastructure projects for the people and not making military bases even bigger and private plane airports nicer.
     
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  12. joe-

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    what? no
     
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  13. Irush

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    can’t be worse than drinking a hard seltzer imo
     
  14. bro

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    You could have made this exact post any time in the past 3 years when he has brought it up. Of course an infrastructure bill has been a worthwhile idea. So is the green new deal. But it ain’t happening right now
     
  15. texasraider

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    agree but you and I both know he means the wall
     
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  16. ned's head

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    Looks like trump inadvertently put us on that herd immunity plan

     
  17. ButchCassidy

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    Yes, let's ask multi-millionaires how they're coping being stuck at home and not being able to hang out with their multi-million dollar making friends.

    also, they were/are getting absolutely crushed in the replies.
     
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  18. AIOLICOCK

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    Seriously tho...anyone have any thoughts on shaving without touching your face? :ohdear:
     
  19. NYGator

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    This is going on in my neighborhood...

    Hi all I have a favor to ask:
    My son is turning 14 on April 8th next Wednesday and he is autistic and extremely upset that he can’t have a party so if you don’t mind between the hours of 3:00-4:00 if you would just drive by and honk your horn and say happy birthday to Matthew I would really appreciate it.
    My address is ...
     
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  20. Arrec Bardwin

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    Are you actually being serious?

    Just wash your hands first.
     
  21. AIOLICOCK

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    Doesn't seem perfect : /
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    Do you hold your eyeballs while shaving or something?
     
  23. bro

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  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Yeah, welcome to reality
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    Be like me, I haven't shaved in 3 weeks. Corona free :mulletsmug:
     
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  26. joe-

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    I think everyone thought you were kidding
     
  27. bertwing

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    Submerge your face in a bucket of Nair
     
  28. AIOLICOCK

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    I don't know...sorry....maybe ive just just been in my house for too long
     
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  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    Lol good luck, your facial hair is out there sweeping ambient coronavirus into your mouth/nose
     
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  30. Todd Bonzales

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    Pull yourself out of the spiral, babe.
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Use your feet, asshole
     
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  32. Todd Bonzales

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    Stop being ridiculous. However, I am wondering if I should stop finger-jamming my butt and then fishooking myself to catch all the right angles on my face, just like my dad taught me. Then haven’t proven oral-fecal transmission yet, though.
     
  33. fucktx

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  34. joe-

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    he’s calling you an asshole and not suggesting that you use your asshole to help shave
     
  35. bro

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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Everything I know I learned through Andrew Cuomo telling stories about his family
     
  37. NYGator

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    I dare Trump to make a Fredo comment now.
     
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  38. NYGator

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  39. bro

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  40. The Banks

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    Great system we have here

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  41. Jake Scott

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    Doesn't matter, stayed home.
     
  42. 941Gator

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  43. Champ

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    Fingers crossed that this pandemia at least unlocks the door for future government to implement free healthcare. You guys have the money, the personel and the infrastucture to make the change.
     
  44. Jake Scott

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    Makes a lot more sense now that pink eye is a Corona symptom.
     
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  45. 941Gator

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    Clown Baby bump the Bark McWoofins thread. There is a new sheriff in town and he is looking directly at our souls.

     
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  46. Jake Scott

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    I can tell some stories of my days working in the liquor stores of Athens, Ga in the summer... Titty money is awful.
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    Government jobs? Sounds like a socialism to me pal. Let the free market decide how the bridges in my town are