CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. clemsontyger04

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    South Carolina "stay at home" order:

    McMaster issues mandatory 'home or work order' that goes into effect at Tuesday at 5 p.m. Must stay at home unless you are working, visiting family or obtaining essential goods
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

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    what happened in that one? i've only seen the first one and election day
     
  3. CTownND

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    Know you're posting about Finland, but what the hell is going on with Indonesia's death rate? Under-reported cases?
     
  4. Illinihockey

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    testing in a lot of places is non existent
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    its the prequel story about how a trumpian government does a test run purge
     
  6. RavenNole

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    no church exception?
     
  7. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    I've been taking the kids around the neighborhood daily, wonder if I would get a ticket for that?
     
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  8. RavenNole

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    To be a fly on the wall of that conversation
     
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  9. Nole96SC

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    I hope not because I make a daily ride too.
     
  10. clemsontyger04

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    • Customers at stores must practice social distancing.
    • 30 days in jail or $100 fine for not adhering to the order.
    • "It is time" McMaster said.
     
  11. Bruce Bowen

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    Jesus is fam.
     
  12. Nole96SC

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    Most of our churches have been pretty good about it already. A lot of them went to streaming service early on. Others just straight up canceled services.
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    Sleepy Joe on line one
     
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  14. fucktx

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  15. bro

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    Denver stay at home order lengthened to continue through April 30. Was scheduled to end April 11
     
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  16. BamaNug

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    Washington extended ours until May 4.

    I'm concerned about what happens the second it's lifted -- everywhere is going to be slammed that first weekend, so a resurgence is almost inevitable.
     
  17. DeToxRox

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    My hunch is a decent amount of people still play it safe, but what will probably happen is public gatherings will still be limited, it’ll just be a larger maximum.
     
  18. bertwing

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    Feel free to come to Arkansas and do whatever the fuck you want since we’re huge fucking idiots
     
  19. Tobias

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    there is nothing in the state worth visiting with jj's shut down
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I imagine they’ll reopen the restaurants and bars by next weekend. It is patio season.
     
  21. bertwing

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    I’m still here :(
     
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  22. LA window washer

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    I think I’ll stay inside. Thanks though.
     
  23. iboilhotdogs

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    Like he said
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Arkansas is going to be so far behind the curve that once 80% of the state has it they’ll basically be quarantined by all the surrounding states by road blocks. Everything will still be open in the state though.
     
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  25. Fire Jimbob

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    Purge sirens are never not funny in any situation
     
  26. DelapThrows

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  27. Fire Jimbob

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    wat
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s because the big companies made the decision for him in all honesty. They’re all working from home so they made it easier for him to hold out on the order.
     
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  29. bro

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    In some places by certain demographics. But I bet a lot of the population is overly cautious and still trying to keep distance in parks and breweries
     
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  30. infected donkey

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    Well we aren't "letting people into the state from other states" according to the governors latest EO. However we are giving Louisiana some ventilators!

    FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (KNWA/KFTA) — Arkansas will give Louisiana five ventilators to help with the spread of COVID-19, Gov. Asa Hutchinson said.

    Arkansas has around 800 ventilators, Hutchinson said in a press conference on Monday, April 6.

    About 550 ventilators are not being used and some are being used for non-COVID related illnesses.
     
  31. Truman

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  32. iboilhotdogs

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    Lets not kid ourselves. The second orders are lifted everywhere will be packed
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    your face sucks
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I mean, every little bit helps
     
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  35. iboilhotdogs

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    Probably so
     
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  36. bertwing

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    I mean the biggest city in the state had a fucking parade over the weekend
     
  37. fsugrad99

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    wait what?
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's called "Visiting Family" in the South
     
  39. bro

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    Arkansas has cities?
     
  40. bertwing

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    There’s many others
     
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  41. iboilhotdogs

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  42. Todd Bonzales

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    This is just one gigantic thumb over the garden hose. Many will stay in and return at their own pace, but many who never even went out that much, will be so eager to get out that they’ll make up the difference and then some.
     
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  43. Mister Me Too

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  44. Hogview

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    Well it wasn't for anything. Just a bunch of people hanging out in a parking lot and doing donuts. Probably going to make Arkansas a hot spot for it.
     
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  45. bertwing

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    I have zero doubts you weren’t out there swerving in your golf cart with a belly full of whiskey
     
  46. lfriend

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    Definitely saw a nice set of titties when looking at the 'other tweets' when clicking on the 2nd one.

    I need to study this coronavirus further
     
  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    me walking into the bar for the first time in 2 months

     
  48. IanBoyd

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    And i'll be enforcing an even stricter self imposed quarantine for the first week of everything opening up just to avoid the gaggle of morons opening the floodgates to the second wave.
     
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  49. Joe_Pesci

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    i want a big bacon classic so bad but fast food is sketchy enough when there isn't a deadly virus floating around
     
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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    fuck that, i'm going straight to my main sports bar to yell at the tv