CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. BellottiBold

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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    saw an ESPN commercial the other day that featured Connor McGregor in it and was like man fuck them for using that gigantic POS to promote their "we miss sports too" commercial
     
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  3. Henry Blake

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    I can't take it either. I've started doing this search for a couple of guys on Twitter. They give a pretty good summary.

    https://twitter.com/search?f=live&q=(from:atrupar OR from:ddale8) since:2020-04-01&src=typed_query
     
  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    personally glad people like you do it so I don’t have to. I get peeved enough reading the updates in here. Watching in real time would drive my BP (which I already need medication to control) through the roof.
     
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  5. fucktx

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    my neighbors have like 10 people over

    thought about calling the cops tbh
     
  6. LA window washer

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    Do it, they’re selfish pieces of shit.
     
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  7. fucktx

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    especially since i live in an apt :ohdear:
     
  8. Cornelius Suttree

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    :facepalm:
     
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  9. clemsontyger04

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    Dont be a pussy. Do it
     
  10. Arrec Bardwin

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    Fuck em :mulletsmug:
     
  11. Gritty Badger

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    Kristin Fisher, she’s one of the only actual straight news reporters left at Fox News. Would imagine she’s fired by next month.
     
  12. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    if a big ufc event happens without the ability to thrown on a favorite tapout t shirt and meet the bros at buffalo wild wings for some frosty coors lights and energy drink cocktails, does it really happen at all?
     
  13. DeToxRox

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    Gonna infuriate me even though I know this is the way the world works
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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  15. Jay Jay Okocha

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    Rapid diagnostics tests are simply going to be a way for us to all get back to some form of normality and should be lauded. The more money going into them, the more they can come down in price.
     
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  16. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Yet some posters on here were predicting 500k-1.5m deaths. :laugh:
     
  17. cutig

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    Yes but don't those models rely on a long term shelter in place type strategy?
     
  18. NYGator

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    https://www.upworthy.com/doctor-sha...DtQYXiDxVaGHq_FvOvuEXxEPMmm94ZTDMN2UXdjMLobgM

    Here's his simple, three-step technique.

    1. Take five deep breaths in, each time holding the breath for five seconds.

    2. On the sixth deep breath, take it in and do a big cough (cover your mouth, of course).

    3. Do two cycles of the above and the lay flat on your front (on a bed, ideally) taking slightly deeper "normal" breaths for the next 10 minutes.

    "You've got to understand the majority of your lung is on your back not on your front," he adds. "So by laying on your back your closing off more of the smaller airways and this is not good during the period of infection."
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    People ignoring the models changing because of our actions and weren't wrong with the big multi million numbers going to make me hurt people

    Our societal scientific illiteracy hurts
     
  20. RowdyBurns

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    I saw a 2-5M US death prediction ITT

    :cmonson:
     
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  21. oldberg

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    Fuck you
     
  22. Gritty Badger

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    Go back to your shanty plz
     
  23. oldberg

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    I’m in a rural county of 4500. Guy came from a Nearby county to the nursing home. Tested positive, pretty much the county hospital is fucked cuz he was there doing PT. So yeah this is affecting us out in the sticks
     
  24. NYGator

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    Don't you have a corona party or church service to attend?
     
  25. citrodong

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    Basically get ready for this:

    Lol you dumb libs said 500k and then almost everyone in the country was forced to change their actions including the cancellation of school and all sports and travel and cruises and theme parks and restaurants and bars and clubs and emergency PPE production was ordered and everyone started wearing masks and people started working from home and no one came within 6 feet of each other and after all that only 100k died. You guys were so wrong about that 500k. I can't believe we closed everything for only 100k deaths, what a joke that's just like a bad flu season after all. I knew this was just like the flu to start with. Trump was right. MAGA.
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Explain this to me like I'm actually going to get SSI
     
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  27. billdozer

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    https://www.thebalance.com/social-secur ... de-2388927
    ... Your wages are indexed to the average wages for the year you turn 60. For each year, you take the average wages of your indexing year (which is the year you turn 60) divided by average wages for the year you are indexing, and multiply your included earnings by this number.

    People born in 1960 turned 60 this year. Since wages are expected to be unusually low this year, that will impact the multiplier used to "inflation adjust" all their prior contributions.
     
  28. Killy Me Please

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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's already happening ITT and the resident Maga morons on the Auburn price board can't seem to comprehend our actions have changed the outcome
     
  30. 941Gator

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    You guys fishing?
     
  31. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yep, already have water heads doing that now. If morons think this whole thing was an overreaction, that means the steps taken were appropriate. It’s either going to be “herp derp, we overreacted” or “holy fuck this is a catastrophe.” Very few people are going to take the middle ground.
     
  32. ned's head

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  33. Lyrtch

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    the best part of the current continued "virus isn't bad" thing will quickly shift to "actually the virus was very bad and trump saved us all" counter spin once that becomes Trumps preferred narrative since those two groups overlap into one perfect circle
     
  34. momux

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    Well this seals it. I’ve been living in a coma fever dream for the last 5 years.

    none of this is real and I’ll wake back up to sanity.
     
  35. Kevintensity

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  36. Whammy

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    This is so spot on it hurts
     
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  37. Joe_Pesci

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    "they should have been thanking me the whole time for my tremendously swift action but you can't believe anything from the fake news. that's why they're called fake news, because you can't believe anything they say"
     
  38. Beeds07

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    Nah, their lobby isn't big enough to pay for access...

    Oh wait
     
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  39. ugafish

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    Yep. Its coming, which is good for now, but the ramifications of social distancing actually working will be costly down the road.
     
  40. Beeds07

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    NilesIrish called this. I hope all of the "it's not going to hit Indiana" people get it.
     
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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Reading comments on local news is just the worst thing to ever do why do I do this to myself
     
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  42. Duck70

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    Keep in mind the same people telling you the virus “isnt that bad” and “is just like the flu” Are the same people telling you climate change “isnt a big deal”
     
  43. momux

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    Ahh a man of fine taste I see. Reading yahoo news comments is passion of mine.
     
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  44. infected donkey

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    If you've read about the research they're looking into using the tobacco leaf as a means for replication of the antigen like we use chicken eggs for the flu vaccine. They've done this already with ebola treatment sucessfully.
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    I do not and I’m sure people have already said this
     
  47. Killy Me Please

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    CLIFFS
     
  48. 941Gator

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    Get it and survive or get it and die? NilesIrish family and friends need to know.
     
  49. Beeds07

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    I mean I get there might be good news from NY and CA but there are still states allowing open congregation of people. You'd have to think those states are 3-4 weeks behind where NY and CA is they started tomorrow, which that won't.

    I understand the needs for models but how accurate can they be if 25% of the country isn't really isolating?
     
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  50. Bo Pelinis

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    Yeah hilarious very very funny things going on here
     
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