CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : We Are.... Beyond Fucked

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    I love how this is on just about every national news site I've seen. Fuck these kids forever
     
  2. Irush

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    no
     
  3. Sub-Zero

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    "yes" - Kansas State student section apparently
     
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  4. pperc

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    Thoughts on where you got it?
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. Redav

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    Remember those guys who wanted to open things back up and didn't care if people died?
     
  7. Can I Spliff it

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    Florida is so inherently republican that we actually have state-issued license plates that say "choose life" on it and iirc that the proceeds go to something related to that.

    No Republican that matters chooses life for Florida
     
  8. The Banks

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    Democrats have done such a shitty job of selling that the Republicans aren’t pro-life they are pro-birth. They are awful at messaging. Leadership is such crap from Pelosi and Schumer and now Biden.
     
  9. Fire Jimbob

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    just goes to show you how unpredictable that the virus is

    no matter what you do you are either going to get it or you arent
     
  10. The Banks

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    This is dumb dump. Mitigation helps incredibly.
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    or OR and hear me out on this. Maybe fucking adults shouldn't have opened schools back up to in person learning because kids can't be expected to act responsibly. Which was seemingly the consensus about kids this age before this year when they knew they could get away with putting responsibility on kids and absolve themselves of blame when the kids inevitably break the rules due to their lack of leadership and unwillingness to make hard decisions in the face of an emergency situation.

    This shit falls squarely on our so called "leaders" and no one else
     
  12. Chipper>Covid

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    Could only be one of two places. Either my restaurant or the kids' school. I am super strict at my store about masks but we are right next to campus where it is everywhere. The two cases we had previously were isolated to the individual thanks to masking.

    Getting the kids tested in 30 mins at the Peds Clinic Drive Up. My youngest told the wife about an hour ago he hasn't been feeling well for a few days. He doesn't communicate that kind of stuff unless its really bad so she had to grill him to get that much. We don't go anywhere else so I have narrowed it down to those two places.
     
  13. CaneKnight

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    They haven't just done that, they've actively worked to rehabilitate the republican party if Trump loses.
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    get help
     
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  15. CaneKnight

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  16. pperc

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    Moron. And I say that with zero respect for you.
     
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  17. Fire Jimbob

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    you should know more than most that this virus is still an enigma and geniuses like your coworkers still don’t know jackshit about it and what it actually does and how it is actually transmitted even after almost 10 months of life
     
  18. bertwing

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    You’re still being a moron
     
  19. Matt Foley

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    We are just in that phase of the dumpflower cycle.
     
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  20. ramszoolander

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    Dump impressively drunk at 4PMish
     
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  21. bro

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    It wouldn’t matter
     
  22. bro

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    We all know he doesn’t drink
     
  23. Sub-Zero

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    Masks required at game. Here's a picture that shows behind a friend someone posted to FB. Count the masks (my friend who took the picture has one which I cropped out)

    00646690-6746-402C-892E-7E2C9C1F78E1.jpeg
     
  24. bro

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    That’s why allowing any large number of fans is dumb. You can’t enforce this shit
     
  25. JGator1

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    The concourse during the delay could end up being a superspreader event
     
  26. ned's head

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    Weird that the timestamp shows September and not March

     
  27. Biship

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    Duh?
     
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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Kids have different breaths than adults. Not the same!
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My fuck stick family still gives us shit for not coming in for their Labor Day covid party but not my 82 yr old grandfather who told them to go fuck themselves. He’s seriously one of my heroes.
     
  30. Guns

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  31. pperc

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  32. AptosDuck

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    Gandhi at UCSF has been publicly pushing this theory for weeks
     
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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Now do Trump rallies
     
  34. pratyk

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    That sounds a bit too pushy of him, considering he’s been dead for a few years.
     
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  35. AptosDuck

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    Your attempts at wit are rather Indira-ing
     
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  36. Bruce Wayne

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    Just went to pick up a pizza from a new place nearby and apparently the owner is a Constitutional law scholar as he had a sign posted that said “per HIPPA and the 4th Amendment” he was forbidden from asking if those entering the business without a mask really were doing so for health reasons.

    Also neither the owner nor any of his employees were wearing masks so I have half a mind to turn them in
     
  37. BellottiBold

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    What a piece of shit
     
  38. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Negative.
     
  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  40. Chipper>Covid

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    Its been up and down. I felt so bad last night I hardly slept. Most of today I have felt pretty good. It seems to hit in waves. The wife ran a couple miles on the treadmill and was fine. I tried to go walk the dog and was winded as shit. Felt good to be outside though.
     
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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I forgot to ask, do you know what blood type you are?
     
  42. Chipper>Covid

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    A-
     
  43. pperc

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    Use your whole mind and do it
     
  44. bro

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    Snitch snitch snitch
     
  45. WhiskeyDelta

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    How was the pizza?
     
  46. Bruce Wayne

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    It was very good. Shame I'll probably never get it again
     
  47. ashy larry

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    football coach in my district passed from covid. that’s now a teacher and a coach and we’re not even fully back face to face yet
     
  48. bro

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    Fuck man. That’s awful
     
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