CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. blotter

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    Research like this is trickling out randomly, I'm hopeful some institution can do a comprehensive dive once this is all over

    Over 80 COVID-19 cases in Minnesota traced to Sturgis rally: CDC

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/80-covid-19-cases-minnesota-traced-sturgis-rally/story?id=74336914
     
  2. steamengine

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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    But it's not magic that it's cold weather and flu season. You don't need to ascribe Sturgis here. Cold weather and cold and flu season along with largely relaxed guidelines for schools, mask wearing, and the public generally do just fine.
     
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  4. pratyk

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    "Symmetry Consilience" lol..
     
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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    I am here...
    Yea usually they will have 2 lines of cars, moderately long but sometimes hardly a wait....right now 10 rows of cars. Maybe 11. But entire parking lot is filled and its staffed with Deklab cops plus the usual National Guard.
     
  6. The Banks

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  7. blotter

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    How the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally may have spread coronavirus across the Upper Midwest
    Within weeks of the gathering that drew nearly half a million bikers, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...20/10/17/sturgis-rally-spread/?outputType=amp
     
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  8. GordoBombay

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    Fiancé works in a nursing home as a therapist and just tested positive this morning. She started to feel symptoms Friday afternoon with the chills, sweats, sore throat, cough, and yesterday she had a temp of almost 102. They brought her into work this morning to test her, which I don’t quite understand as to why you would want to bring her back into the nursing home if she is showing obvious symptoms. Anyways, the outbreak started last week at the nursing home and she did everything she possibly could to avoid catching it by taking extra precautions, wearing the proper ppe, taking lunches outside by herself, etc. Multiple patients have died over the weekend she said and all of the staff tested positive this morning as well. It’s an absolute nightmare. Luckily, we don’t live together at the moment so I haven’t seen her since last Monday but I just worry about her her living alone and being a few hours apart from one another. She lives a healthy active lifestyle so I’m not too worried but it is still concerning. Stay safe and wear your masks.
     
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  9. slogan119

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    If we all take Thanksgiving as a time to purge our stupid family members, we’ll have this beat by early Jan.
     
  10. ashy larry

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  11. pperc

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    they were not. the mrna protocol only tested if a participant had symptoms. it completely didn't look for asymptomatic.
     
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  12. dathalfnukkahd

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    It gets even better. Wife and I have been staying with MIL and FIL for about a month and the deal was for us to come here is that we would be safe and not go see anyone for the time we're here. We just want to be safe and keep our own family bubble. Well of course MIL and FIL went over to Aunts house last week behind our backs and then yelled at us when we called them out and told us that "We're being too much!! and overdoing it with the covid safety" and have basically been resenting us for the last week like were the ones who are pricks for being mad they went to go see other family.

    Now we got the news about the aunt having covid and they're freaking out and all scared. They look like the biggest jackasses right now.
     
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  13. texasraider

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    Friend’s wife’s family was driving to town for thanksgiving and they stopped for some wonderful Whataburger and the mom couldn’t taste her whatachicken so they’re turning around
     
  14. ashy larry

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    whatarelief
     
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  15. VaxRule

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    ^^^ Self described “skeptic” skeptic ^^^
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    lmbo at the visual for this.

    "Honey? HONEY! I can't taste this!"
    "Well FUCK, let's turn around now!"
     
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  17. Eathan Edwards

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    Edited - still recouping from weekend bender and my post made little, if any, sense.
     
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  18. Pelican

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    Here’s a thread with some good Kyle Lamb updates. Almost 12,000 new cases in Ohio today (a new high). Hopefully Kyle is doing God’s work down in Tallahassee.
     
  19. Nole0515

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    why did you have to remind me of that twat
     
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  20. bro

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    guess he deleted his prior tweets
     
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  21. Pelican

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    Naturally lol

     
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  22. cal

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    i’ve thought since the beginning that i could deal with all the symptoms that come with covid, but losing my smell and taste would be the absolute worst

    especially this week
     
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  23. psimp7

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    Can’t lose the taste of food that already has no flavor.:awesomeface:
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    Anyone have strategies for bullying their older parents into getting a vaccine?
     
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  25. Struggler

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    Tell them you’ll donate your inheritance to a food bank.
     
  26. slogan119

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    That you’ll leave your inheritance to the government
     
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  27. John McGuirk

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    Do you have their grandkids?
     
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  28. ono

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    tell them only socialists/illegal immigrants/brown people don't get vaccines
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This could go in many threads, but this Astronomy Professor (who thinks the moon landing was faked) makes some convincing arguments.

     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    Thank you for your courage about " the jews "
     
  31. VaxRule

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  32. The Banks

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    Quarks got me like 150 points in scrabble one time.
     
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  33. texasraider

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    Oh
     
  34. WhiskeyDelta

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    I will excuse racism but I draw the line at insulting Bill Nye.


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  35. ashy larry

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  36. WhiskeyDelta

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    We’re all gunna fucking die.
     
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  37. kinghill

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    Does that map of flights change on any other day? I mean what are we comparing it to?
     
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  38. kinghill

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    Hey look people are flying we're all going to die

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  39. WhiskeyDelta

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    from the TSA website, we’ve had a jump of about 200,000 travelers per day (about 900,000 to 1,000,000) the last four days, as opposed to a baseline of about 7-800,000 the last few months.
     
  40. AptosDuck

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    How do they not hit each other
     
  41. kinghill

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    Thank you. Significant increase then.

    Co-worker flew to North Carolina to go do some hiking in the mountains.
     
  42. London Humphreys

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    Like parscale describing the campaign as the death star.

     
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  43. bertwing

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  44. The Banks

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    Edit: 142 points

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  45. southlick

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  48. Jay Jay Okocha

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    How does that compare to other years?
     
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  49. yaywaffles

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    "I'll get to that thing i said about the jews in a second, but first let me explain how the moon landing was faked"