CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : We Are Fucked

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  1. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    maybe to you?

    sorry not all of us fit into this narrative that developed on this site
     
  2. shaolin5

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  3. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Having spent a decent portion of my life in Oklahoma; most people there wouldn’t see a problem with this line of thinking.
     
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  4. Houndster

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  5. laxjoe

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  6. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    you told me a couple weeks ago that scientists come up with fake narratives shut the fuck up you dipshit
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. ANTWONE

    ANTWONE Hello
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  9. shaolin5

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  10. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    link?
     
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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    Barstool crew, be sure to tune in
     
  12. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    C H U D CHUD CHUD CHUD
     
  13. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Does he needs a therapist? Or does he need theRAPIST
     
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  14. Dump

    Dump Death is the sweet release from life
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  15. ANTWONE

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    Does it matter either way?
     
  16. Truman

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    This is the hardest I’ve laughed on TMB in a loooong time.
     
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  17. One Two

    One Two Send it!
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  18. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    if you want to know about how the citrus industry is being impacted go to Lemonparty.com
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
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  20. ashy larry

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    If there’s no impact why did the lemons we like to buy increase in price from the typical $16 per bushel to $42 last week?

    edit: don’t visit the site.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    god damnit
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    An Analrapist

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    xec falling for Meatspin has to be the best post of the year
     
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  24. BudKilmer

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    :roll:


    I’m going to laugh at “don’t visit the site” for a long time
     
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  25. shaolin5

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    I dunno, I just thought it was funny. It could be though, I guess
     
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  26. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    not surprised you didn’t understand what i was saying

    but i’ll go ahead and walk in front of a train and die like you want me to
     
  27. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    lol!
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    don’t do that.
     
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  29. dallasdawg

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    i was obviously joking
     
  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    I find it incredible that meatspin has been up for 15 years and people still fall for it.
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    I hope he get it and dies . This is really fucking bad
     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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    Florida really does seem like it is dancing between the rain drops.
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    No, for real? Well just in case I wanted you to know it gets better.
     
  34. LookslikeUofI

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  35. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    I love you so much
     
  36. Dump

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    xec really brought this board together in its time of need
     
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  37. John McGuirk

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    I would like to thank xec for taking one for the team. It is truly great news to hear meatspin is still alive and well after all this time
     
  38. SP1

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    "don't visit the site" is up there with "first time poster, what gives" (can't remember what the guy said exactly...the Rivals poster you want to punch in the face thread)
     
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  39. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    It’s the new “long time lurker, first time poster, what gives?”
     
  40. DirtBall

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    “When I find myself in times of Covid
    Brother xec comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, spin yo meat”
     
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  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Great minds.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. xec

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    I was having a great day. Nice Spring hike in a mountain canyon. Found a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed at the DABC store. Then I TMB’d.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    GoodForAnother theres got to be a trophy point or 19 for xec’s sacrifice on this night.
     
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  45. xec

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    Jesus. In the space of a few minutes I’ve gone from ‘Uniter of the board’ to “Rivals poster you want to punch in the face thread”.
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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  47. BudKilmer

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  48. SP1

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    There was a thread on rivals that used an exploit where whoever was reading the post saw their own profile linked. This guy had been a member of Rivals for like a decade and his first post was wondering why someone wanted to punch him in the face.

    Definitely not any offense towards you