CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. Jake Scott

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    T's and P's, brother.

    Need to be overly diligent in cleaning and whatnot obviously and then pray to God this shit moves to virtual learning only very quickly.
     
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  2. Jake Scott

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    Write your own.
     
  3. CaneKnight

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    Fixed
     
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  4. Tobias

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    it sucks. we arent putting the infant in daycare so he'll have to stay with her parents (both retired) who live two hours away during the week. but being in a class she could get it and pass it on to them through him. and she is finishing up chemo so her immune system is terrible so she really can't be in person teaching.

    i get cooper didnt have a great option but its still insanely disappointing and bad
     
  5. Jake Scott

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    The best part about all of this is the fact that the school district and board are all WFH.

    But the kids and faculty are good to go back into the classroom.
     
  6. Tobias

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    not to be grim but cases 100% will keep spiking so who knows if we even start

    certainly won't finish a full year
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    I am going to get a huge NYSE ticker outside my classroom and say this to it everyday when I walk in




    sure hope the ceo of Boeing enjoys his 4th home
     
  8. Jake Scott

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    Yea, you're not going to be in the classroom long at all. Can you put something up around your desk to keep the kids away from you?
     
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  9. Tobias

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    one moat for every teacher
     
  10. Tobias

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    is it possible to buy stonk in legal zoom. seems like a good investment
     
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  11. Whammy

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    I agree wholeheartedly with this, it's truly a foundational issue that is corroding our ability to reason and is a weapon for Russia / China. Not a big nationalization guy, but in the 1950's the US Govt wouldn't have allowed the USSR to run a big newspaper within our country. We need to take control and either shut it down or enforce policies (making accounts without ID's) that will fix these issues,.
     
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  12. AbeFroman

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    Might be time to get a substitute teaching license. Maybe the daily pay rates will hyperinflate similar to traveling nurses in NYC.

    *I'm kidding, they'll never do that
     
  13. Redav

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    Intricate set of disguised pits that contain punji sticks
     
  14. ashy larry

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    i was going to make the point that there should be plenty of work available in schools for ppl who are out of work

    lotta ppl about to send their kids into death traps to learn grammar from substitutes who were salesmen a year ago
     
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  15. indeed

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    Nothing to see here, right?

     
  16. Tobias

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    lol her school is doing in person monday/tuesday/thursday/friday and virtual on wednesday (that is when they will "clean")

    fuck off cooper. way to let counties go essentially full in person guy
     
  17. Lawnole23

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    Testing in Florida is so fucking bad. My boss just called me because he knows I've been following all this stuff. His best friend had a test setup in Tampa. No symptoms but had to get it for work purposes. He missed the appointment because of an emergency at the office so never got the test performed. Got a phone call today that his test came back positive.

    My bosses kid is also potentially a college level football player so he was at a camp with him recently. Over a thousand kids there from all over the country. No distancing and almost no one in masks. End of it there is a talk. Half way through a guy says well everyone spread out so we’re complying. They then take a picture. Article says everyone had to wear a mask. Lie. Everyone social distancing lie. Players in small groups on opposite sides of the field. Lie.

    It’s going to be even more of a shit show down here soon.
     
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  18. ashy larry

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    lmao this is for appearances. schools are cesspools within five minutes of kids being on campus
     
  19. Tobias

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    she swept and mopped her own room last year because the janitor at the school was banned from her class and other's for being creepy. they eventually fired him

    i am sure the cleaning staff will be up to snuff

    she finishes chemo the friday before school starts.
     
  20. afb

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    If only we had some data, say from earlier this year, about reopening things to see if it leads to a spike
     
  21. Tobias

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    the only way cooper loses re-election is bungling the school stuff. he is still likely fine in november but this opens the door especially if it turns out to be the disaster it will inevitably be
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    Oh wow that other govt database sounds neato
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah right with that type of wizardry to ever be able to determine that. Keep dreaming Harry Potter!
     
  24. pperc

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  25. Clegg

    Clegg I'm too old for this shit.
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    What county?
     
  26. IV

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    Literally all the people currently making decisions were poisoned by lead for half their lives

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead–crime_hypothesis


    Lead is widely understood to be highly toxic to multiple organs of the body,[5] particularly the brain.[6][7][8] Individuals exposed to lead at young ages are more vulnerable to learning disabilities,[9][10] decreased I.Q.,[11] attention deficit hyperactivity disorder,[12][13] and problems with impulse control,[14] all of which may be negatively impacting decision making and leading to the commission of more crimes as these children reach adulthood, especially violent crimes.[15] No safe level of lead in the human bloodstream exists given that any amount can contribute to deleterious health issues.[16]
     
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  27. pperc

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    that first paragraph is going to drive conspiracy theories
     
  28. AptosDuck

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    Keep in mind that I've always been nice to you
     
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  29. PeterGriffin

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    That was already in the last few pages. It's one of these possibilities:

    a) testing sites are that fucked up that they're sending out positives to people who haven't tested at all, mistakenly
    b) the whirlwind of misinformation in confusing times is creating this urban myth that is being spread, mistakenly
    c) testing sites are controlled by Bill Gates or whatever so they are intentionally sending out positives to people who haven't tested at all
    d) coordinated, intentional misinformation by 8chan fucks or MAGA cucks to cast doubt on the number of cases
     
  30. RavenNole

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  31. Lawnole23

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    Yep probably so.
     
  32. AptosDuck

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    On the way out of my fitness center this morning the manager asked if I would be willing to do a video testimonial sometime soon to help get people coming back. I said yes
     
  33. fucktx

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    if you don’t

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  34. RavenNole

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    Numbers about to start looking a lot better
     
  35. BellottiBold

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    I have a bold proposition for hospital administrators.
    Tell them no.
     
  36. PeterGriffin

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    It's gonna be so weird when we haven't had a new case in two months but thousands are dying mysteriously every day.
     
  37. Blu Tang Clan

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    My mother substitutes pretty regularly and really likes it but has no desire to engage in it as things currently stand. Plus, how do you ensure that substitutes have the same testing standards as regular teachers, especially if they work at multiple schools in multiple districts?
     
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  38. Emma

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    Another record day for Wisconsin

    The red dot is about when the stay at home order was lifted. Republicans bitched, moaned, and blocked an extension.
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  39. slogan119

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    Cough every once in a while during your lines, maybe between takes.

    Should really spice things up for your day.
     
  40. TC

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    Has TMB drafted a template to inform of the death of a poster?
     
  41. TC

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    Where do they find these people who are ready to get jacked up with whatever to see if it works as vaccine?
     
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    $$$
     
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    Heroes
     
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  44. ATXCane03

    ATXCane03 Perpetually Negative Sports Fan
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    Update on my end. One of the teachers at my wife's school tested positive today. The school will not be shut down aside from the room and occupants of the room the teacher was in. This all coming on the heels of the Assistant Director informing the staff last week that they will remain open if Austin goes into lockdown again since they need to be able serve children of essential workers.

    She is currently drafting her letter of resignation.
     
  45. TAS

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    I just filled out a survey to take part in the trials :ohdear:
     
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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Have a few friends back in Austin that work at PPD. Some people make a living off participating in drug trials.
     
  48. fucktx

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