CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : We Are Fucked

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  1. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Let's go covid

    Let's go

    Clap clap
     
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  3. El Tiburon

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    Trump says no to masks, then MAGA says, “Fuck yeah! He’s a boss! He doesn’t take shit from the dumb kind and their hoax!”

    Trump puts on a mask, MAGA says, “Fuck yeah! That’s MY president! He looks like a total bad ass! He was never anti-mask!”

    Trump goes back to no mask, MAGA says, “Fuck yeah! MY president doesn’t take shit from those liberal liars and their hoaxes!”

    I’ve got news for you MAGA, it’s not just the liberals that think you’re stupid.
     
  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

  5. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    7d < 8d. Looks like we're on the road to recovery, time to throw away my masks.
     
  6. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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    On our way to 1500 deaths and another 70k cases. And it's like nobody fucking cares. I'm somehow still shocked at what this country has become.
     
  7. infected donkey

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    One of them famously quoted "Shithole Countries"
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint 13 beers and a bad taste in my mouth
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    “One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic. - Joseph Stalin” - America 2020
     
  9. Josey Wales

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    So much easier to defeat than we expected. On a serious note, this could be a game pls for destroying America, IF we make it through this.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    looks like we are stabilizing.
     
  11. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    As bad as this is, at some point soon, we’re going to start Wave 2 (TM) in the places that have stabilized.
     
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  12. dtx

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  13. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    FIRST TO 500K YEAH WE DID IT CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES

    Staved off a valiant effort by both Texas and Florida but CALIFORNIA FUCK YEA

    Big thanks to all the fuckheads in LA County that made this possible
     
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  14. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    I blame people going to gyms during a pandemic.
     
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  15. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    My fitness center has moved its operations outside. It's like Venice Beach, but without the Venice or the beach
     
  16. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    So it's more like Barstow Parkinglot.
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    It’s the height of vanity to go to the gym during a pandemic prove me wrong
     
  18. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Yes, if Barstow were 68 degrees with an ocean view
     
  19. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    So the Barstow public pool at 6 am?
     
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  20. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    We better figure out testing before January. That's a long time from now until '21.

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  21. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  22. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Not wearing a mask because you look like a lib/pussy.
     
  23. dtx

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  24. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    I have a peloton, so...
     
  25. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    I've seen posts on social media expressing concerns that kidnappers will have an easier time abducting children due to widespread mask usage.

    we're just not a smart nation
     
  26. Gin Buckets

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    He wasn't that far off considering the context of a family dinner conversation, but that's funny, because none of us have never been wrong about anything. Joke's on him. Amirite?

    Anyway, glad I didn't use his name.
     
  27. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Ok, Clay Travis.
     
  28. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    How so?
     
  29. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    The context of the time was that it could potentially be a wildly deadly disease from a death rate perspective, and it isn't. The last pandemic that we were truly worried about was ebola, and COVID isn't the same threat level to you or me as ebola would be.
     
  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    There was never really any period of time when this was a "wildly deadly" disease, but ok. So how was he not far off?
     
  31. Gin Buckets

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    Do you want me to ask her?
     
  32. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Dying on a hill based on someone else's opinion, not even their own. Awesome.
     
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  33. Gin Buckets

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    Definitely not going to be dying on the hill bc I have COVID.
     
  34. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I remember my first beer
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    I would hope not, you'd infect everyone else on the hill and be a prodigious asshole. Stay home ya knucklehead.
     
  36. Gin Buckets

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    First of all, that makes no sense. When did people get on the hill with me? Secondly, y'all are right. I shouldn't have posted that in the first place, it was personal, and it's silly to feel like I have to defend it. Thought it was neat to have that kind of information from someone like that, and wanted to share. My mistake.
     
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  37. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Totally fair, man. Humans, even super smart humans, are always wrong at some point.
     
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  38. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Posting it is fine. Getting all bent out of shape when someone calls it out for being wrong is super weird, especially since you weren't actually wrong and we don't know the identity of the person who is wrong. Everyone is wrong from time to time. I often convince myself that Michigan will finally beat Ohio State.
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Honestly wasn’t bumping as a gotcha. More like, fuck man, lot of people weren’t that concerned about this one. Even a lot of experts. And now look at us.
     
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  40. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Don't lie, you teabaggin' son of a bitch.
     
  41. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I bought ~two dozen N95s thinking I was going to help out in China when I returned in late February/March. Oopsie.
     
  42. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    i invested in the toilet paper industry back in february and have since made over a trillion dollars
     
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  43. Jax Teller

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    Me and the wife got tested yesterday. Both tests came back negative today but im a little worried they didn't swab deep enough on either of us.
     
  44. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    It's not the first time your wife has complained about someone not getting deep enough, am I right?
     
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  45. Jax Teller

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    Hey now. I resemble that remark!
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You have to try to catch Ebola. Like there’s som effort in there other than just some breathing.
     
  47. pperc

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    Ebola never had pandemic potential. Just to be clear, no virologist (or immunologist) thought that.
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Last night was rough. Feels like strep, bronchitis and sinus infection. Not the worst illness I’ve ever experienced, but not fun. That’s assuming this is Covid.
     
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