CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. ohhaithur

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  2. WhiskeyDelta

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    Hey don't lump us all into the Harley Squid category
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This also was like one of the few acknowledgements of Palestine existing as a country in a kid's show.
     
  4. Guns

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    according to worldometer we’re now at 493 deaths per million and Italy is still at 582. It’s been 3 days since I posted the above.
     
  5. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
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  6. Jigga

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    MIL update.

    Today she told my wife is she lived the way her daughters want her to live she should have not had surgery and let cancer do it’s thing
     
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  7. Beeds07

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    Damn thats rough brother
     
  8. ashy larry

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    what’s the backstory here
     
  9. Jigga

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    selfish Covid truther that believes her daughters are telling her to be safe to punish her
     
  10. Tug

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    Just stating they’re going to sell doses that we already paid for increased their shareholder value so jokes back on us
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    this is amazing. Especially as someone who vividly remembers the cartoon.
     
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  12. Sportfan

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    Is 300 deaths and a 17% daily positive rate bad for a state 5 months into a pandemic? Asking for a friend.
     
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  13. Redav

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    Texas?
     
  14. fucktx

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    the deaths were expected imo. not that it’s good, obviously, but i think everyone expected the deaths to finally catch up

    the positivity rate is fucking terrible though and the outlook is very grim with school opening up
     
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  15. fucktx

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    yeah
     
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  16. Redav

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    17% is really bad when you were supposed to be past the worst of it
     
  17. fucktx

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    probably surges to 20-25 when schools open back up
     
  18. texasraider

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    At least the weather is great
     
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  19. fucktx

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    only 99 today

    heat should kill the virus soon!
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    supposedly the cold weather will make the disease go away
     
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  21. BudKilmer

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    cold weather + schools = no germs/sickness EVER


    It’s science
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

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    She sounds like a thundercunt.
     
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  23. PeterGriffin

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    "Eventually it'll go away, as all things do. All we are is dust in the wind."
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  24. g8r

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    So people in my community are getting negative tests but still told to quarantine for 10-14 days. One couple got a quick and mail off negative and still told they must quarantine for another 7. What is this bullshit?
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Estimated 30% are false negatives. If you have a lot of symptoms I could see the recommendation
     
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  26. g8r

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    neither had symptoms. One couple passed a quick and mail off.
     
  27. g8r

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    also what the hell isnt a covid symptom at the point?
     
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  28. AbeFroman

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    Man, that's some twisted logic.
     
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  29. texasraider

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    Freedom coming out of your ears and sunlight coming out your butthole
     
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  30. CUgator

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  31. Aaron Hernandez

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    Another viewpoint warped by religion.
     
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  32. VaxRule

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    Don’t let the sunlight leak out of your butthole. You gotta keep it in there if you want to be safe.
     
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  33. cutig

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    ARAB
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    incredible
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

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    What is a "quick and mail off"?
     
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  36. g8r

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    Rapid test and send off to a lab test
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    Is that like a brand or a term of art.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  39. IV

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    and save
     
  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    <3 Ken Hotate
     
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  41. pperc

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    Something about this seems off. Why did they get multiple kinds of tests without symptoms?
     
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  42. pperc

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    What did I win?
    Sorry for picking on you. Love ya!
     
  43. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Creeping up in Illinois.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Helluva grudge, man
     
  45. Redav

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  46. AbeFroman

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    There are ways to replenish the anal sunshine leakage.

    butthole-sunning-meme.jpg
     
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  47. CaneKnight

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    Man I'm to the point where I want American Christians all the way the fuck up out my country. They contribute to nothing here except suffering, bigotry and pain. We have to pay our taxes to their dumb ass schools, dumb ass churches, and we have to make dumb ass policies revolving around their religion. Just drop these soulless fucks in the middle of the ocean and tell them if god is real he'll come save them. Get rid of every single fucking one of them. Purest form of human dogshit.

    I stress this is only targeted at "American Christianity" because that's much different than Christianity in some other countries. I just know our Christians are pound for pound some of the worst people in the world.
     
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  48. g8r

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    I don’t really know why but they didn’t have symptoms. The live across the street from me. Got the rapid test but the doctor either wanted more money or didn’t trust the test so he took a second and sent to the lab. Came back negative on Thursday but they were told to quarantine for the full two weeks regardless.
     
  49. g8r

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    I have seen more disgusting opinions but it is hard to remember. Go to bed your drunk.