CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    Japan's sending N64s
     
  2. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Nothing cures a case of coronavirus like two good hours of Conkers Bad Fur Day
     
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  3. goblue31602

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    And (joke I heard earlier today) nothing goes better with Coronavirus than Lyme Disease.
     
  4. swiggs

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    Wuhan disease ain't nuthin to f' wit

    ( Had to have been done by now)
     
  5. theregionsitter

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    not my company if they want to take these precautions go for it

    they’ve got a million in annual glove spend that I want though so I was disappointed to not be able to sell them respirators
     
  6. BWC

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    That's not a precaution...it's burning money.
     
  7. shaolin5

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    This is problematic as parts of india are going to be uninhabitable in about 50 years due to global warming
     
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    Climate migration is the biggest national security threat no one talks about
     
  9. Lip

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    WUHAN CLAN AINT NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH
     
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  10. Lip

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    dammit.
     
  11. Aaron Hernandez

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    Shooters shoot, but yeah it’s been done a few times.
     
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  12. 2

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    I wish!
     
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    Our product marketing and procurement teams have literally been non-stop for over a week now trying to find places to buy these.

    Meanwhile the DC keeps having to adjust the ones we do have out of inventory because the pickers keep busting into them to take them and wear them because 16 of the 60 people in the warehouse are out sick with the flu right now.
     
  15. goblue31602

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  17. herb.burdette

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    Now you are thinking proactively. Sold out of dust masks and respirators? Start selling your clients Tide Pods and Clorox.
     
  18. Talking Head

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  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    The one I saw today was a motion to change the name to the Kong flu.
     
  20. arrdub

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    Do I laugh, cry or bunkerprep to this?
     
  21. HatterasJack

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    I don't feel bad having never heard of Wuhan before. But when I opened that link to the world's largest cities, I had never heard of the largest city in the world....Chongqing. I'm guessing i'm not alone in that either.
     
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    Everybody is Kung Flu fightiiiing!
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

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    China and honestly most non-Europe stuff has been sort of a block hole for education in the US for several reasons kind of forever.
     
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  24. BWC

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    Dat Chongqing hot pot tho
     
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  27. shaolin5

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    Well the drone thing was scary
     
  28. BWC

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    Everyday occurrence...
     
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  29. Fudd

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    AND YOU KNOW WE COME THROUGH TO ROCK THE DISCOTECH
     
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  32. Fuck this

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  34. Aaron Hernandez

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    Does it hurt your credibility on Twitter if you begin your tweet with oh my god and end it with scary if true?
     
  35. The Banks

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    Our education system is too Americanized. We hardly talk about indigenous genocide or even slavery. And learning about anything outside of a brief version of European history is a bridge too far. Hell, some morons think people like Ben Shapiro are voices of reason.
     
  36. Garrity19

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    Something interesting on Chinese social media is the publishing of the “peak virus period” being in 7 days. With the extension of the holidays there, this would be basically the same day that like a trillion people migrate back to the big cities to work. I am starting to see a bit of a groundswell of people saying they will not use any form of mass transit at this time. Something to watch I guess!!
     
  37. southlick

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  38. BWC

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    Last I saw, they extended the holiday 2-3 days. West Kowloon entry/exit is shut down indefinitely, so can't take a train from HK to mainland China.
     
  39. Fudd

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  40. BWC

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    Ah yes, never waste a chance
     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Explain this to me like I’m 5
     
  42. Imurhuckleberry

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    Tom Clancy novel come to life.
     
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  43. BWC

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    According to these researchers, there are sequences in the RNA that make it suspicious to have evolved naturally. Some of those sequences are shared by the RNA in an HIV strain.
     
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  44. WillySaliba

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    We're all going to die.
     
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  45. BWC

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    I'm going to die three times, don't know about the rest of you.
     
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  46. ohbluefan

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    We figured out that being a member of the Wu Tang Clan has a higher mortality rate (10%, ODB) than having the Wuhan virus (2% right?).
     
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  47. Bruce Wayne

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    Just starting Contagion. Should have this all figured out by 10:00
     
  48. southside

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    I think multiple countries are doing this. Singapore was first, and I think Italy followed suit