CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. shaolin5

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  2. timo

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  3. Goose

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  4. Larry Sura

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    Just landed in Portland from Atlanta. How dead am I?
     
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    So dead this was posted by Larry Sura's ghost
     
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  6. Lawnole23

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    I'm sure Trump and/or his children just happened to buy loads of stocks in companies that are manufacturing just such items.
     
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  7. Prospector

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    SOCIALISM!
     
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  8. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I wonder if she/he was booked for my flight that I was going to take on Saturday night.

    Hong Kong has banned travelers from Korea. The restriction list is nearing that of China with the quickness.
     
  9. Fusiontegra

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    Update: I’m evidently detouring to T to let Jigga suck my dick
     
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  10. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    After rubbing it on a handrail, obviously
     
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  11. Jigga

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    Ha. I would have waited to board.

    Not for the dick sucking but so I could point you out to TSA.
     
  12. indeed

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    Epidemiologists are saying everyone will get it eventually.

    For the vast majority of people it won’t be a big problem, unless you end up dying from it. That’s mostly a concern for 70+ and if you have compromised immune system.

    Probably better to get it later than sooner as the healthcare system will be overwhelmed when it starts to ramp up here.

    I fly a few times a month and assume I’ll get it or already have it, but don’t plan on changing my travel schedule unless it’s part of a forced action plan.
     
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  13. Lawnole23

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    This made me laugh.
     
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  14. InZahnWeTrust

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    Have a 9 day trip to Italy in 3 weeks, just kill me now

    :ded:
     
  15. timo

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    I think this has been covered ITT, but the larger issue is whether or not it becomes a seasonal virus, like cold and flu: a rapidly mutating endemic virus that human beings have little long term immunity to that sickens us every year.

    Edit: actually, according to this article (which is pretty good, I think - and yes, probably previously posted), it's more likely something that would come back several times in one's lifetime as immunity wanes with age.
    https://www.statnews.com/2020/02/04/two-scenarios-if-new-coronavirus-isnt-contained/
     
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  16. southside

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    Amazon banned all travel regardless of destination
     
  17. racer

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    I sit 3 desks away from a Malaysian chick who has not been home for over three years. I’m a goner, right?
     
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  18. zeberdee

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    what does this even mean?
     
  19. southside

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    For their employees
     
  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Would assume that's referencing business travel, which makes a lot of sense for a global logistics company
     
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  21. zeberdee

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    all their employees are banned from traveling? what constitutes "travel"?
     
  22. theriner69er

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    Aren't we all going to keep getting it over and over? It's not one and done.

    I'm still not clear on why any virus is seasonal. I get that it's more difficult for a virus to survive in more humid conditions, and cold weather means people are in closer proximity, but it seems (and maybe it just seems this way) like the flu "dies off" every year, and a new strain spreads the following season.

    Why? Why doesn't that specific strain just hang out for a full 12 months and repeat infinitely?
     
  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’m not changing my travel schedule for work but all of this does make me more aware that I need to use hand sanitizer in the airport a lot more because AIRPORT EMPLOYEES BLOW THEIR FUCKING NOSE AND THEN EXPECT ME TO HAND THEM SOMETHING THEY INTEND TO HAND BACK TO ME!

    People are gross.
     
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  24. IanBoyd

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    Depends, for everyone else or for James Harden?
     
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  25. MORBO!

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    I don’t understand why airports don’t just have hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE.
     
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  26. Goose

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    Where are you hearing this?
     
  27. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    They stopped travel to China almost a month ago, but that’s the only update I see.
     
  28. Frankie Carbone

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    I’m flying into Milan on the 11th. I don’t have any e-sympathy for those who are traveling and complaining unless it’s directly into China, Korea, or Iran.
     
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  29. Drunkle Tom

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    Dow took a nearly 1200-point loss today on continued coronavirus fears. Largest point loss in history.
     
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  30. Menelaus

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    Meaningless stat.
     
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  31. Lyrtch

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  32. $P1

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    Yeah I'm going with some people from work...I'm not concerned about it because I don't have kids...but if I had young children, I'd probably be considering backing out.
     
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  33. Schadenfred

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    I believe this situation ends with Trump ordering bombers to nuke a village despite a vaccine being available.
     
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  34. AptosDuck

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    I'm old enough to remember Black Monday 1987, a 22.6% drop in one day
     
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  35. timo

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    SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER WHISTLEBLOWER TO OUT BOYS MAGA KAG
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Started a new job, and someone who presented themselves as normal started going on about how he thought it was engineered by China.

    As diplomatically as I could I asked him to explain to what possible purpose.

    “I’m just saying we should look at it.”

    Everyone is a fucking rube.
     
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  38. Talking Head

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    This is definitely the most amount of masks I’ve ever seen at ATL.
     
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  39. Henry Blake

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    I think the HHS workers flew back home on commercial flights, just to add insult to injury.
     
  40. MORBO!

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    Don’t the masks not even do much to prevent contracting the disease?
     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Lmao it’s all self-inflicted. How incompetent
     
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  42. $P1

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    Has to be an n95 mask, not just a regular surgical mask that most people use
     
  43. Talking Head

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    I’m clueless as to how this virus is actually being spread..
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    Isnt there a pc game where you start as patient zero and try to infect the world? I kind of want to try it now
     
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  45. Cabs

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    pandemic 2. its pretty fun
     
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  46. orangebl00d

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    iPhone app too. "plague, inc"
     
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  47. BWC

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    Most people don't properly fit N95s though
     
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