Corporate Speak Thread_2024-01_Finalv11-GB.PPTX

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Gin Buckets, May 6, 2015.

  1. Goose

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  2. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Jake Scott been knew about this
     
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  3. kinghill

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    True or False - when working from home management has higher expectation for attendance/reliability. Just overall more strict or... less tolerant of calling out sick, etc. aside from when employees are using the covid-related time off benefits.
     
  4. racer

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    False - mostly. If I’m not well enough to come in I’m also not well enough to focus on getting work done.
     
  5. BellottiBold

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    haven't noticed any change there but I am reasonably certain I don't work for psychopath goons also
     
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  6. racer

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    So my wife’s former company (she left about a month ago) has a home office location and then two other office locations in Florida and Texas. Apparently today they announced that because of a new company policy of no remote work outside of sales and account managers with territory, all other office employees hired into those locations are either terminated, or can move to the home office in Iowa.
    Christ.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Man, once Boomers die and GenX is overtaken by Millennials, the world is going to be so much fucking better.
     
  8. ohhaithur

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    somewhere on TMB 3.0 in the year 2051, someone is posting the same thing about Millennials finally dying off
     
  9. racer

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    How’s the scrolling, tho?
     
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  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    How many ppl are affected?
     
  11. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I think like 3-4 per office.
     
  12. ohhaithur

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    10 bars
     
  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Sucks. Ignore the loss of institutional knowledge that those ppl have and risk losing them.
     
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  14. $P1

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    Hello brother
     
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  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    Search function will finanlly work
     
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  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  17. War Grundle

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    Disagree because as a Gen X/Xennial I am thrilled it is finally our time.
     
  18. racer

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    You’re not old enough to have the influence of the boomers, but too old to part of the millennial generation that is taking over. You are nothing.
     
  19. slogan119

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    I’m in the fun spot where a re-org screwed my upward mobility. So now I either ride out WFH and enjoy it or consider looking (or try to start a business).

    At this point, I just continue producing and evaluating my options.
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    That's really nice of them to pay for relocation for that many people
     
  21. Simon Templar

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    Relopackage is the rental of one 20’ UHaul with a Grandmas Attic for three days.
     
  22. racer

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    I’d be shocked if they offered any relo.
     
  23. Skiddly

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    We had a vendor in the office today.

    HR lady met him at the door, he asked to use our restroom. She said no, he can go down the block at the gas station.

    Then HR lady came and told the engineering manager who he's meeting with not to let him use our restroom.

    What in the absolute world is wrong with this place.

    If I were him I'd have 100% told us to fuck off and not came back. I hate it here.
     
  24. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    What the fuck? :laugh:
     
  25. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    That’s strange.
     
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  26. Skiddly

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    These just went up...

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  27. Skiddly

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    I guess it's also relevant that the HR lady has zero experience in HR. She is an accountant that got the job when we fired the old HR guy and the plant manager decided it'd be cheaper to have someone absorb the HR duties...

    This place is a shit show, I can't wait to get out of here.
     
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  28. BellottiBold

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    I'd assume that it's a covid thing
     
  29. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Do you work in a strip mall with a ton of foot traffic?
     
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  30. Skiddly

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    I work in a manufacturing plant...
     
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  31. Skiddly

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    Ha. You must have missed some of my earlier posts. According to my employer COVID is a government hoax and doesn't exist.
     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    That’s a sign you see at McDonald’s or a gas station. Wtf.
     
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  33. Sub-Zero

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    I don't know what the hell you guys are upset about. Me and my homies ALWAYS hung out at our local manufacturing plant. Friday nights at the MANPLANT was how we rolled. And we always made it a point to leave the faucets on in the bathrooms.
     
  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: it's not like you're at a Wendy's. The person there was a guest. :roll:
     
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  35. Skiddly

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    And he's the vendor that sells us a VERY crucial component...

    I don't know man, everyone is stupid here.
     
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  36. Skiddly

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  37. War Grundle

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    Ok sport.
     
  38. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    I put in “manufacturing plants” into Google maps on road trips for a great rest stop
     
  39. ono

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    Based on my experiences working in a manufacturing plant, those bathrooms are some of the last ones on earth I'd like to do my business in.
     
  40. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I’d piss on the side of the building
     
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  41. Skiddly

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    It's the front office bathroom for managers/sales/engineers etc, not the bathroom out on the floor, which is disgusting.
     
  42. racer

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    Can you describe the physical appearance and hygiene of this vendor?
     
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  43. Skiddly

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    Ha. Completely normal dude as far as I could tell.
     
  44. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    Just realized I hadn’t done any expense reports all year. Fuck trying to remember all the travel is a bitch.
     
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  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Oh no windows what are you doing?

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  46. Nug

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  47. DuffandMuff

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    I'm currently in an Active Shooter training on Teams right now. You know when you don't have to worry about an active shooter? When you work from home.
     
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  48. racer

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    You’re missing out on the part where you have to survive a nerf ball attack.
     
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