Covid-19 Positivity Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bruce Bowen, Mar 24, 2020 at 8:17 AM.

  1. Bruce Bowen

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    Positive shit only. Serious, funny, stories, memes all welcome.

    I'll start: I showed my wife that leaked Hobby Lobby employees email and she said she will never shop there again
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  2. leroi

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    I'm pretty sure that "COVID 19 positivity" means something different
     
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  3. Bruce Bowen

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    Ya know what guy, this is not the time or the place
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  4. TDCD

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    Hoping everyone in here is positive!
     
  5. Marbles

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    Marital Relations have increased.
     
  6. Talking Head

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    Aunt flow just packed her bags to leave town, which is positive news in multiple ways.
     
  7. Marbles

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    Praying she doesn't show up this month. #Coronababy
     
  8. Kirk Fogg

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    the baby boom coming out of this will certainly offset all the dead baby boomers when we re-open the economy
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but all those hard hit Boomer industries may never recover.

    Fewer RV's on the road, Branson Missouri becoming a ghost town, millennials are going to be blamed for so much crap going away
     
  10. DelapThrows

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    Be ready for a flood of Utah kids named Covid, Cove, or Quarant.
     
  11. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Thread title made me think this was the thread where posters could reveal if they have Coronavirus.
     
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  12. AHebrewToo

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    And then, 13 years later, the Quarant teens.
     
  13. Kirk Fogg

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    This story writes itself - White kid named Cove becomes a sharp shooter from 3, commits to BYU, takes BYU deep into the tournament his senior year, all while sportswriters write stories about his exploits in March making up for the year there was no March Madness. His dad tells the story about how he was going to get snipped the opening weekend of the tournament so he could sit and watch games all day with a bag of frozen peas on balls before they cancelled the tournament, and now here it is 20 years later and his son Cove is winning the NCAA Tournament MVP.
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    You can do that too, as long as you have a positive attitude about it.
     
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  15. devine

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    We are looking to adopt a dog, so that is exciting. Probably the only time in our lives we will both be home 24/7 to train it
     
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  16. Savage Rob Chubb

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    What kind of dog do you want?
     
  17. devine

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    We were trying to find something that doesn’t shed a lot but that doesn’t seem entirely plausible when looking at shelters. Right now a lab I found is the leader in the clubhouse
     
  18. LA window washer

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    Posted in another thread but, was given a ps4 by my boss unopened. Smoking, grilling, sous vide has been very nice. Actually exercising for the first time in a long time.
     
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  19. devine

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    I’m also looking at a sous vide
     
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  20. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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  21. LA window washer

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    Definitely worth it.
     
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  22. devine

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    Which one do you have
     
  23. LA window washer

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    The Anova, I’ve had it for a couple years.
     
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  24. devine

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    I just ordered a mophie (I’m stimulating the economy not to brag). Pretty excited

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  25. THF

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    I have the anova, its incredible. I pre-cook chicken breasts on the weekend. I normally cook like 10 at a time in a big container. Once they are cooked, I freeze them. During the week, I pull them out, crank it up to temp and reheat it, sear it and dinner is ready.

    Laziest cooking ever for me.

    Plus for a birthday party I did infused liquors in mine a few months ago to be super fancy.
     
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  26. devine

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    Do you have a bag sealer? What bags do you use?
     
  27. Bruce Bowen

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    I use the large Zip Lock freezer bags and do the water submersion technique to seal stuff in.
     
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  29. wes tegg

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    Does not add up.
     
  30. TheFreak55

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    Patiently waiting Sterling A return to tell us about his new woman that’s corona positive
     
  31. Joe Louis

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    A lot of positivity on Liberty U's campus rn ...

     
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  32. THF

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    No bag sealer. I use the silicone bags on Amazon. They are a little pricy; $20 for like 4 of them or something.

    These (make sure to turn off your ad blocker)

    Homelux Theory Reusable Silicone...

    otherwise I just use ziplock bags. Ziplock bags create a ton of waste so I clean and run the silicone bags through the dishwasher when done with them.
     
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  33. Celemo

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    Covid-19 vids on Pornhub was an interesting rabbit hole to stumble upon
     
  34. Talking Head

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    Does technical virginity work in Mormonism?

    Because I know that's a thing that happens all the time with catholics and protestants. Just tons of technical virgins out there. Verifiable fact.
     
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  35. Joe Louis

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  36. Fusiontegra

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    He can positively go fuck himself.
     
  37. THF

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    I am not sure if everyone knows, but during the COVID situation, the NBA All Access is providing a free preview allowing you to watch some of the old classic games.

    Here were some suggestions.



    I am going to be watching Game 5 Bulls vs Jazz during the day today.
     
  38. Iron Mickey

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    weird way to spell pug hardcorekickball
     
  39. Kirk Fogg

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    I'm just work shopping through an initial draft here, feel free to add any notes on how to take it up a notch.
     
  40. WillieHuff

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    Its like the Matrix storyline, only Boomers. A continuous cycle
     
  41. BlazingRebel

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    We had one of our kindest older patients before they instituted senior hours he couldn't get TP for his family. When they let us know the store would have some in we grabbed him a big pack. He came to get his scripts that weekend and we surprised him with it, and he broke down in tears.
     
  42. Wu

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    Today I found out my roommate ordered a ping pong table, without an exact plan of where to put it
     
  43. THF

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  44. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Really good and correct recommendation for #1.
     
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  45. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    It’s going next to your car bed.
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah it’s a sweet car bed. He is supposed to get walkie talkies to communicate with other car beds.
     
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  47. Wu

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    mrcs pls

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  48. marcus

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    I just asked my mom and I’m good to go. I will stop at Blockbuster, Pizza Hut, and Children’s Palace to pick up Super Mario 3. I hope you got a nap today because WE AIN’T SLEEPIN’.
     
  49. hardcorekickball

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    yeah, i agree.
     
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