COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. Beeds07

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  3. bro

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    Has one of those college barstool accounts ever been anything but cringe?
     
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  5. Taques

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    oh man what is michigan gonna do without a quarterback
     
  6. killerwvu

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  7. devine

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    Probably give up 600 passing yards to Houston Baptist

    oh wait I thought you said Texas tech lol
     
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  8. BellottiBold

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    People are really fucking stupid if they think this is actually how anything is going to unfold.

    "lol stupid liberal california - of course" :meh:

    The state will eventually reach an agreement with the schools affected that allows them to operate under exceptions from what is otherwise mandated by the health authorities. It's pretty clear.
     
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  9. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    this doesn’t make any sense devine
     
  10. yaywaffles

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    must have some of those outdoor shuttles
     
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  12. Andy Reocho

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    Sorry Drink, those 12 will still be positive no matter what you see tomorrow(under idea he’s meaning 12 tested positive)
     
    #13265 Andy Reocho, Sep 16, 2020 at 7:59 PM
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  13. Redav

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    What a great season this will be
     
  14. Whammy

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    I chuckled, but then forgot about it 5 seconds later
     
  15. southlick

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  16. Thoros of Beer

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    The COVID Armada may have had half its ships sunk today, but we will sail again. And when we do return, we'll have DRAGONS.

    -Team COVID
     
  17. Blu Tang Clan

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    Hope this change of heart goes a lot better than reopening the economy went.
     
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  18. bro

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  19. Lyrtch

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  20. bro

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  21. Truman

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    He saying now it's 12, but getting tested again and there could be more.

    The had only 3 positives for weeks, and when they were when the team first reported. Now that students are back - - not good
     
    #13274 Truman, Sep 16, 2020 at 11:38 PM
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  22. Andy Reocho

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    I figured it was 12 positive, he was hoping for less(which was the reason for my post), or 12 out due to positive + quarantine which could go down in days to come.
     
  23. Truman

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    I’m not sure the exact number of positives. It’s not all 12, but because of contact tracing , 12 have to quarantine (so far) and aren’t available for Bama. They’re not saying who it is, but the way he’s been talking, it sounds like the whole OL room. So that’s nice.
     
  24. Whammy

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  25. Thoros of Beer

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    Sir Yacht's next tweet: I'm proud to announce I will be joining Barstool Sports.
     
  26. $P1

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    I'm starting to admire this doofus' hustle.
     
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  27. Whammy

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    The grift is on and I don’t hate it
     
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    marcus bought a fancy mug from him
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    :gross:

    I once said the same thing about Candace Owens. I think one day you both will feel as bad about this comment as I do about mine.

    This is barstool level stupidity.
     
  30. $P1

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    Not comparable in the least. Sir Yacht is grifting idiot sports fans and has no actual impact on anyone's life. Candace Owens is profiting off of trying to actually harm people.
     
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  31. Beeds07

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    Both involve taking money from stupid white people. I stand by my comments.
     
  32. Redav

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  33. Whammy

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    Yeah I was about to respond but this pretty much encapsulates it. Sir Yacht was harmless fun that didn’t affect the the outcome.

    Candace Owens well.....
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  34. Beeds07

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    I assumed you were a fan based on your posts.

    My b
     
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  35. marcus

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    Feels like a pretty silly and fun gimmick in a time where everything feels shitty. I enjoyed it.
     
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  36. CUtigers86

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    Lyrtch will indulge in multiple tasty meals every day this week that will go above and beyond nourishing his body.

    11.3% of the world’s population is hungry. That's roughly 805 million people who go undernourished on a daily basis, consuming less than the recommended 2,100 calories a day.

    Wow... really makes you think. Lyrtch is a real POS.
     
  37. CUtigers86

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    Racist

    Can you imagine if I made a post about “stupid black people”?

    Talk about privilege...
     
  38. Whammy

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  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    Stupid doesn't see color.
     
  40. CUtigers86

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    I know. It’s basically the same post as the tweet Lyrtch posted to make a “point”.

    Sounds ridiculous huh?
     
  41. CUtigers86

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    This sentence doesn’t make sense.
     
  42. Redav

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    He logic'd the shit out of you Lyrtch
     
  43. Whammy

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  44. HotMic

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    You forgot how the poster you’re quoting operates.
     
    #13298 HotMic, Sep 17, 2020 at 8:36 AM
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  45. CUtigers86

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    Sorry to break up this world where comparing meat packers to college football players somehow makes perfect sense.

    I mean, they’ve always been right there with college football players in all of our minds. As mutually exclusive as it gets :loldog:

    You and other posters will get mad at me for pointing this out on this forum that was previously about college football. Know any good meat packing message boards?
     
  46. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    "College" is a completely unnecessary modifier here.
     
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