COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. electronic

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    How many people were killed in their homes from roving bands of hungry covid infected zombies before you bought a gun to shoot them?
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Are you conflating professional European soccer with US college sports?
     
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  3. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yes, yes he is.
     
  4. Redav

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    Good luck recruiting
     
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  5. southlick

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  6. ugafish

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    Feel free to answer the question yourself. The answer is zero.

    The risk of death just isn’t as high as you want it to be.
     
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  7. The Banks

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    They previously had an abject racist as their HC and that amounted to ***checks notes*** zero PAC 12 titles. So I’m not sure competing for quality recruits is one of their objectives.
     
  8. The Banks

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    Are you conflating deaths with long term respiratory issues?
     
  9. ohhaithur

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    It's amazing that you support Liverpool, a club that has taken this so incredibly seriously, and yet you are a complete moron about the whole thing
     
  10. ugafish

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    No. I asked specifically about death to the guy accusing me of not caring about death.
     
  11. ugafish

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    Using Tobias logic, no EPL team took this seriously as they played soccer, multiple GAMES in fact, during the pandemic. Thankfully they played on. It was enjoyable to win #19 and somehow no players died. Maybe all those protective protocols in place lessened their risk. Imagine that.
     
  12. SugarShaun

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    Would you say that the handling of the virus here has been similar to the handling of it in Europe?
     
  13. Pelican

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  14. Jean-Ralphio

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    Country where covid numbers were going down and where the government said “we need soccer, but we need this under control first” =/= Country where covid numbers are going up and where the government is like “what virus? send the kids to school”
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    Also didn’t want this to slide by from captain dumbass
     
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  16. Blu Tang Clan

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    Thinking that death is the only negative from this, especially for people whose jobs are predicated by their physical capabilities, is :facepalm:
     
  17. Redav

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    Seems like there's a difference of opinion on what went on at WSU
     
  18. All_Luck

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    Lol at comparing the EPL to US colleges.

    Might be one of the dumbest things I've read on this board.
     
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  20. The Banks

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    Just an embarrassing lack of empathy from captain dipshit.
     
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  21. ugafish

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    I can’t say either way about England. What have they done differently than us?
     
  22. The Banks

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    Seems like Wazzu is doing some very serious backpedaling.
     
  23. ugafish

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    So then apply other negatives to the question. How many players hospitalized?
     
  24. Redav

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    He hand waved away the CDC report that said one in four 18-34 year olds who contracted covid had symptoms lasting more than 2 weeks the other day on the team board
     
  25. ugafish

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    Me being an empathetic cancer nurse, this is the type of accusation only a real dipshit would make.
     
  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    Chris Murphy has a good thread on this

     
  27. ugafish

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    You proved my point with that one.
     
  28. Tobias

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    ugafish unc likely has the best team i have seen or ever will see in my lifetime. the braves are a top 5ish team with a reasonable chance of winning our first title in 25 years. to say nothing of those being my two favorite sports

    i want very very badly for those two sports in particular to happen this summer/fall. in fact, i have a personal investment in them doing so

    so not only is it fucking vile and disgusting for you to say we are rooting for deaths by saying sports shouldn’t happen, it’s insanely fucking stupid and incorrect. some of us just aren’t absolute pieces of shit like you
     
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  29. Redav

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    Yes you thought 25% was a low number
     
  30. ohhaithur

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    LMAO
     
  31. afb

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    you might be a cancer nurse but you are not empathetic

    however, you seem to conflate lots of things so this checks out
     
  32. ohhaithur

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    "Sorry Nancy, nobody gives a shit about skin cancer. Call me when your liver gets it"
     
  33. ugafish

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    You conveniently never addressed the flaw of that. 75% is a high number and that would go up if you excluded the dad bod men in their 30’s, which is the case on a CFB team.
     
  34. nexus

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  35. ugafish

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    This is just stupid. You literally can’t remain a cancer nurse long without empathy. We spit those POS nurses off our floor.
     
  36. ugafish

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    You are proving to be a hypocrite. You forgot to respond to my response to your original trash post. Try again.
     
  37. ohhaithur

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    Tell us again about why the young black men should dance for you?
     
  38. Tobias

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    everyone else very clearly told you how idiotic it was to compare english soccer to american college football i didn’t think it was necessary to dogpile you on that one but if you insist

    it is idiotic to compare english soccer to american college football
     
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  39. bwi2

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    Nothing screams empathy like shooting starving people because they’re desperate for food
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    being empathetic in a 1v1 scenario is vastly different from broad societal empathy

    also your overall point is absurdly dumb even if I accepted the premise that it was true for your specific scenario (which again, would just prove the broader point people are making to you)
     
  41. fucktx

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    ugafish making the worst argument i’ve ever seen on here
     
  42. Blu Tang Clan

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    He’s very empathetic ... except if you’re an unpaid college athlete or homeless.
     
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  43. ugafish

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    It’s simply not as dumb as you want it to be, but this thread is an echo chamber of unfounded liberal outrage, so I don’t expect you to agree.
     
  44. Tobias

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    you were jerking off to the idea of shooting poor people at the start of this pandemic and you have the nerve to accuse us of being dramatic and reactionary :laugh:
     
  45. ohhaithur

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    From May:


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  46. fucktx

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    isn’t he a fucking nurse or something too?

    christ
     
  47. All_Luck

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    Gets called out for making a dumb argument

    Crys liberal outrage. What a chud.
     
  48. ugafish

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    I wish I was a college athlete. They are living the life. I bet most are appreciate of that, and want to play the game they love.

    But guess what? They aren’t being forced into playing. They can opt out this year if they want to.
     
  49. ugafish

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    The funny thing is that I am considered a liberal pussy on other message boards. I truly am in the middle. Crazies on both aides and all around me.
     
  50. ohhaithur

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    Guys getting paid millions go directly from their mansions to the field, get tested 3x a week, and don't contact anyone else in a country that takes it seriously

    300 pound walk-on pays $40,000/year to go to state college, sits next to Stacy from Delta Gamma in Psychology 200, then returns to his dorm where his roommate is passing a joint back-and-forth with his dealer

    These are the same, says empathetic nurse dipshit (not even mentioning the fact that our COVID rate is soooooooooo much higher than English suburbs)