COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. DeToxRox

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  2. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “Punt wasn’t blocked!”
     
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  3. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    Forward progress

    That'll be $3.50.
     
  4. DeToxRox

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    Here is what Kirk Ferentz statement will likely look like:

    “Yeah, we gotta get these kids back on campus. Otherwise they will go back to broken homes with crack smoking moms and dads in prison. They will be having tons of kids out of wedlock, and frankly I pay enough for their government assistance as it is. Once we acclimate then with kids from Bettendorf though, they will be ok. So you can see why we need football”
     
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  5. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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  6. pez

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    yeah but he didn’t die so it doesn’t affect young people. Checkmate
     
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  7. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I'd be shocked if it doesn't. I hope whatever players union they're forming has some good negotiators because if not, the MBA's and lawyers on the other side are about to trample them.

    "Look, everyone in this room wants you to play but we just can't do it with how dangerous it could be. If you could sign something, we'll gladly move forward. Also, we're in such financial peril that we couldn't possibly pay you anytime soon."
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    easy to say now, your family members are already dead

    checkmate
     
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  9. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  10. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Mrs. Dantes never gets a break
     
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  11. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Hard to say your program is better off after losing a national championship winning coach but boy did UCF upgrade just in time. Coach Maga gone and rotted his brain.
     
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  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    prolly posted already
     
  13. HotMic

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    It’s getting savage. Our football staff is RT’ing SEC personal basically calling the B1G leadership idiots.
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Hockey is doing great, but hockey players are pretty much robots
     
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  15. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    The students are already having to sign waivers just to attend in-person this fall
     
  16. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    congrats, your staff is also full of idiots
     
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  17. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Not going to get many tips then. Might need to change it to a tip after they run a play.
     
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  18. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
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    Dabo is scheduled for a big presser tonight with Lawrence and one of our walk ons. Should be good.
     
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  19. The Banks

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    When everyone assumes you’re a complete dumbass but you decide to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
     
  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Pretty breathtaking how seemingly no one has taken a breather to reflect where personal selfishness has gotten us in the last 5-6 months.
     
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  21. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Gonna get Scott off the hook. God bless you, Dabo.
     
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  22. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    How long until Dabo publicly says Heil Trump?
     
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  23. DeToxRox

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    I figure the first thing we will get is a big zoom prayer for CFB featuring Dabo, Harbaugh, Frost and others.
     
  24. Tobias

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    i think this is actually my preferred outcome even over a full, normal season
     
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  25. The Banks

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    Mix in some Rolovich and Leach for good measure
     
  26. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    @magafis, i mean ugafish
     
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  27. SD_Irish

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    That's reprehensible.
     
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  28. pez

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    pantoni still running the accounts?
     
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  29. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Also the head coach is a MAGA hat wearing chud
     
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  30. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    He'd kept it down surprisingly well so far this year and just completely torched it in a single presser. Most impressive
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  32. Jean-Ralphio

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    Seems more like a she.
     
  33. HotMic

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    So you believe 90% of college football players/coaches/staffs are idiots I assume?
     
  34. jac3672

    jac3672 Well-Known Member

    Coach Swinney preaching the truth tonight.
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Absolutely.
     
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  36. HotMic

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    Do you feel following the exploits of a bunch of idiots every Saturday is a waste of your time?
     
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  37. Lyrtch

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    I mean even before your first question the answer to this question is unequivocally yes.
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    i thought we all accepted CFB is just our personal recreation of choice but is outside of the psychological soothing you get from this nonsense a complete waste of time and pointless
     
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  39. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    yes

    i also enjoy baseball much more than i enjoy football before you go that route

    don’t go full Whammy now
     
  40. Cornfed Buffalo

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    CU's AD
     
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  41. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    one of the best cfb coaches is a tone deaf, at best, dipshit from alabama
     
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  42. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Yes, most entertainment is. I’m definitely not contributing positively to the world when watching college football.
     
  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Idiots are entertaining, in sports and otherwise,
     
  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m pretty sure Saban identifies as male and uses male pronouns. Can’t be certain with Democrats these days though.
     
  45. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’ve long passed deriving any entertainment from having idiots in political leadership.
     
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  46. Jean-Ralphio

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    maybe i should read the entire tweet next time.
     
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  47. HotMic

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    I’m not going any route, I just find people who speak in absolutes based on their personal opinions odd.

    It’s quite possible for someone to believe Covid is very real and that major preventative measures need to be taken to also believe that players/coaches have been lied to and that shutting everything down seems a little hypocritical.
     
  48. buckwild

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  49. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Who lied to them? The decision to cancel has always been out of their hands and was always going to be based upon how the covid situation progressed nationally. Following all the best CDC guidelines in the athletic department was always just the bare minimum requirement. It was always about what else’s was happening with the disease as we approached time to return to school.

    Always.
     
  50. HotMic

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    So Covid really ramped up since the schedule release on Thursday? Sorry, I don’t buy it.

    And if it’s too bad to play football, it’s too bad to have kids at school.
     
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