Crypto Bet with PenguinTheCuck

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  1. Chumbolone

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    Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck claims he made more in NFTs in 2021 than I did in crypto. I’m certain he’s a fraud and will likely not be paid a cent, but alas he thinks I’m bluffing so I’m proposing a 100% cross book bet of our PNLs.

    Whomever made less is the “loser” and has to pay the winner the full difference between each other’s crypto/NFT profits/losses whichever it may be.

    Ex: PTD made $500 and I made $700, PTD would owe me $200. This number could be a lot, it could be a little.

    Judges: I propose user15000 southside Arrec Bardwin brolift Whammy as judges/arbiters.

    Terms: We share our wallet addresses with the judges, collectively/independently they can use etherscan (and other block explorers, as I’m on other chains like Terra) as well as wallet dashboards to verify transaction history/PNL.

    After sharing wallet addresses with judges. They collectively choose random small transaction amounts on random coins on each wallet(s) native chain for each of us to fulfill to verify wallet ownership.

    I’d prefer to schedule a set time with transactions having to be submitted within an hour of judges instructions to prevent scamming/collusion.

    Ex: After judges receive my Terra Station wallet address(es) they will instruct me to buy a random amount, say 4.20 coins, of a cheap/random chain native coin, say $Pylon on Terra - once that transaction is conducted, and then verified on a block explorer by the judges, and it’s proven I control/own that specific wallet - the accompanying transaction history and PNL of that wallet, verifiable on block explorers/dashboards, are ruled “proven/legitimate”.

    Basically the judges choose a random small number of a random coin and it needs to appear in our wallet within an hour.

    This prevents a fraud like PTD from claiming ownership of a wallet that isn’t his.

    If PTD cannot verify wallet ownership/control to the satisfaction of a majority of the judges, which I fully anticipate to be the case, he’s board banned. I don’t expect to see a dime, but since I am offering this wager in good faith and will pay if deemed the loser by the judges, I want to add this addendum so at least I’ll win something.

    You accept Penguin The Duck ?
     
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  2. TrustyPatches

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    That was a whole lot of words which could have been shortened to “dick measuring contest”.
     
  4. Dump

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    Can both of you get banned instead
     
  5. racer

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    wat in the actual fuck
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    2022 is off to a roaring start
     
  7. Lyrtch

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    chumbo continues his decade long streak of the weirdest vibes
     
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    Actually, I understood all of it but:

     
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  11. JGator1

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    Was that the war room?
     
  12. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    Lol you really took the time to type this up

    nobody cares
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    Can crypto bro and nft bro fuck off all to hell or just stay on reddit
     
  14. fucktx

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  15. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    NFT bros prefer Twitter and discord you’re NGMI
     
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  16. BudKilmer

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    hahaha holy shit. Save photo
     
  17. TrustyPatches

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    hood b. goode we gotta remember this at the end of the year when we make our “most embarrassing thread of 22” thread
     
  18. racer

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  21. Lip

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    I don’t understand all of the backlash. This all sounds like a great use of everyone’s time.
     
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  22. kennypowers

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  23. Gunners

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  24. racer

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    u mirin?
     
  25. Goose

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    I still am not really sure what an NFT is. I sort of get it, but have no idea how one is obtained/sold

    I need an executive summary
     
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  27. Jax Teller

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    Ummm yea I'm not getting in the middle of any of this.
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've been doxx'd
     
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  29. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    This was never discussed nor was any of the nonsense he posted here

    I barely sold any NFTs last year and am not the one boasting or bragging about my possessions. Dude got upset bc I tagged him in a post yesterday and it’s led to this. It’s really weird.
     
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  30. Jax Teller

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    Ummm yea I'm not getting in the middle of any of this.
     
  31. racer

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    *declines meeting invite*

    “Why can’t you make it, your calendar is open?”

    “Oh, sorry I just have this thing scheduled where I have an hour to do a sweep of some crypto wallets of guys from a message board and turn in my scorecard to the state crypto commission.”
     
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  32. Chumbolone

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    You do.
     
  33. The Blackfish

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  34. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    I already know where I stand in that contest.
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  35. DollarBillHokie

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    I look forward to the valuation process for these NFTs. Sounds riveting. Additionally, I believe you could have started with a lot more money from inheritance. If you made 10% but it was more in $s than Penguin’s +500%, is that really better? Anyone have a Dasani bottle for Penguin?
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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  37. Lyrtch

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    feel like this is all in response to crypto getting dumpstered today
     
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  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    Yeah both of you guys send me your seed phrase and I will check your wallets.
     
  39. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Feel like your crypto takes are pure cope.
     
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  40. skiedfrillet

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    i'm honestly kind of shocked at how absolutely fucking stupid this is

    what kind of insecure jamoke gets this worked up about something so fucking stupid
     
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  41. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    Hey that’s my line
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    NGMI
     
  43. SmoochieWallace

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    This is all very cool.
     
  44. Chumbolone

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    AMI
     
  45. Chumbolone

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    Who’s worked up? It’s a bet.
     
  46. Goose

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    Just give us another water bottle dick pic so we can stop following the thread
     
  47. Penguin The Duck

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    You’re diving off the deep end over being tagged in a post

    I told you this would get good engagement, sorry it’s just not turning out like you thought
     
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  48. racer

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    Hang on, are you trying to convince someone to pay you half a million dollars with a mainboard thread?