Crypto Bet with PenguinTheCuck

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  1. Chumbolone

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  2. Artoo

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    Show us your wallets now, crypto bros
     
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  3. Chumbolone

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    Show me your 401k.
     
  4. racer

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    It’s not -50%, over the last 6 months, that’s for sure.
     
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  5. Chumbolone

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    Lol, stay in your lane and HFSP.
     
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  6. racer

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    When people have to google your insults, you’ve already lost.
     
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  7. user15000

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    Oh no how will we recover?!?

     
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  8. Chumbolone

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    I took $1.2MM in profits last year, muppet. Not everyone buys and holds. I literally called what would happen to Terra/UST yesterday months in advance in the crypto thread. Not everyone just DCA’s into this shit blind.

    And here’s the best part, all of the things I have been DCAing into this year/long term holds, I can legally wash trade. Which I did this morning. And I’ll do again if it falls further. Currently IRS defines crypto as property, not securities.

    So again, for those in the back, HFSP.
     
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  9. racer

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    Did you ever post your wallet, or are you still lying?
     
  10. Chumbolone

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    Still?
    I posted it. Wanna see my tax returns too? I’ll dunk all over your poor fat ass if you want.
     
  11. racer

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    Plz do.
     
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  12. dblplay1212

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    The insecurity is off the charts.
     
  13. Fuzzy Zoeller

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  14. Chumbolone

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    How is it insecurity? You came to dunk on people you think lost money. If you come to dunk you better be sure you can touch rim first. In both your cases, we can deduce gravity will do its job.
     
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  15. Chumbolone

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    Wager?
     
  16. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Post your W2 or you're a pussy
     
  17. Chumbolone

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    Ok, how about a ban bet?

    1040, not W2.
     
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  18. racer

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    In order to do that there has to be an elaborate network of posters who will get unique password hashes direct from the IRS and they all have approximately 40 seconds each to pull their lever to verify authenticity and if one of the 17 posters fail then we have to go to sudden verification where devine flies out and spends a week in one of Chumbolone ’s slums. If he survives the week without being murdered in the hood Penguin The Duck will declare chumbo a trillionaire
     
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  19. Chumbolone

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    HFSP and fat.

    Or just do your own accounting… terra1vlm42u2z5kkhkkujpd0l2840aysjmxf0y3dufa
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    This clown wants to post his taxes so bad :laugh:
     
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  21. racer

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    wat is this

     
  22. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I'm not the one bragging about my #gainz so I'm not posting anything. How about you just post all the financial documents you have? The more documents you post, the more internet points you win.
     
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  23. racer

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  24. Chumbolone

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    Wait what? So I’m full of shit, right? But if I show
    I’m not, I’m a douche with low self esteem. Quite the gambit you’ve created.
     
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  25. racer

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    You’re that, proof or not.
     
  26. Chumbolone

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    Nah bro you hold to zero bc that’s what everyone in crypto does. Just a bunch of mutton heads fueling a trillion dollar casino.
     
  27. Chumbolone

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    Where’d you get your degree/licensing? Weight Watchers University?

    Getting you some diabetes socks for Secret Santa this year.
     
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  28. racer

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    At least I posted the receipts of being fat. Why you gotta be such a weirdo?
     
  29. Chumbolone

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    I didn’t come to take a victory lap on people’s losses. And I’m the weird one with self esteem issues? Check your math.
     
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  30. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Correct
     
  31. Chumbolone

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    HFSP.
     
  32. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    You're the poor one too afraid to post your 1040s.
     
  33. The Blackfish

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    I don’t know what HFSP stands for and, let me be very clear here, I do not want to know. Don’t tell me.
     
  34. jbr

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    Hot
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    Source? Me right now
     
  35. ~ taylor ~

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    The insane need for e-cred is both hilarious and pathetic.
     
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  36. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Petition to permaban Chumbolone if he doesn't post his 1040s, W2s, full legal name, and a dick pic with today's newspaper within the next 24 hours. Pussy.
     
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  37. user15000

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    The initial post was “show us your wallets,” plainly meant to mock anyone for the crypto market being down. Followed by calling Chumbolone a liar. This happens every time price goes down. Y’all come to dance on graves, get met with “well actually we’re still up like hundreds of percent,” and then y’all pivot to lol you guys have to brag about money for e-cred. Are you skipping the initial post that is solely designed to mock crypto price for e-cred?

    The insane need for you and others to bury your head in the sand when it comes to this stuff (and to mock and then retreat to your “lol just trolling and you’re lame for calling me on my bullshit”) is both hilarious and pathetic.
     
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  38. Lip

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    We gonna get another dick pic in here?
     
  39. Chumbolone

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    We all knew what this was really about from the jump.
     
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  40. ~ taylor ~

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    To be clear, anybody who needs to prove their wealth on the internet, crypto or otherwise, is pathetic. You crypto bois can feel free to ignore the jabs.
     
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  41. Lip

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    Post your checking account balance, you coward
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    my normally structured account is down 15% YTD

    suck my dick nerds
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm long on 80s movie posters instead of cash, so I'll shoot you a Polaroid of my stash instead. It is very important to me, as a grown adult, that a random person on the internet like you thinks my investments are bearing fruit. I'm very mature.
     
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  44. Lip

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    easy on the random insults, bub
     
  45. user15000

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    Perfectly fine position to take. The crypto posters aren’t running into the investment thread to mock the 60/40 portfolio having like it’s worst year in history. But the inverse happens quite frequently. So it doesn’t surprise me when the crypto guys respond with “scoreboard” given the outperformance the last few years.

    Also the investment thread has plenty of people bragging on their trades, wealth, 401k growth, etc. You oddly don’t police those posts. I’d ask why that is, but I already know.
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    Those people aren't begging to post their tax returns.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    I mean the same guy that posted this thread as an attempt to flaunt his wealth is now begging to post his tax returns. If you can't see the insecurity, that's on you.
     
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  48. Tug

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    If they aren’t all posted as individually minted NFTs and distributed to all users in this thread via each users public wallet address it
     
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  49. racer

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    All we’re saying is that if you claim to have the goods, and get asked to verify the goods, post the goods or shut up about it.
     
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