Cutwaters and Nooners - A Thread

I think I got out of the drinking game just in time

 

anyone try these yet?

 

Update: they aren’t even close to nooners.do not recommend

 

They are VERY sweet. Taste good though.

 

Cutwater Ranch Water variety pack is probably the best of any of the canned stuff I've had. Watermelon is so good.

 

Having a housewarming/birthday party. Grabed a bunch of mango and lime tequila packs. 2 cases of variety nooners on top of variety white claws.

Am I doing this right?

 

where do I go for these

 

Mango is top tier. Everyone loves it.
Lime is meh.

Long Island is on par.

Need to try Mojito.

I've been putting them in glasses with ice. FWIW.

 

yeah these are so good i can lie and tell people im making them a drink.

 

Cutwater is the best thing to happen to lazy alcoholics

 

Apparently someone didn't want to tell me id become an alcoholic after buying a house.

I want strawberry margarita bigly

 

Ahh okay. I was having a hard time imagining drinking some of these from a can. Glad to see pouring over ice is socially acceptable

 

the cutwater vodka mule is my go-to and I never order (or make) moscow mules

 

High noons have completely replaced my golf course beers.

 

I need full 8-packs of the Peach Noons

 

Nah. Fuck that noise. Trying to enjoy them in the summer would be impossible. I'm not out here slamming them. Besides they make yeti colsters for high noons.

 

Suwanee river chillin

 

idk about pear or cranberry

Report back soon, soldier

 

I thought the pear was incredible, might be my new favorite flavor

 

I got the tequila pack and tequila margarita had significant hints of vomit. Maybe that’s some kind of repressed memory for me but it was really not good. Hopefully we can only go up from here based on your rankings.

 

Interested in the cranberry.

 

Strawberry Marg was good.

Mules are legit

I got mai tais on deck

I'm stocked for the weekend

 

Disappointing

 

Pear and cranberry are meh

 

Never had any of this but found the thread funny. I think my wife has some High Noons. May try.

TFCTMTT

 

It’s a different animal, but this is a good premade cocktail beverage.

https://www.otrcocktails.com/ready-to-drink-cocktails/mai-tai-cocktail

 

Straight lime margarita is legit. Wife is a margarita snob and enjoying them. Maybe I’ll get lucky tonight lol

 

Picked up a 4 pack of Lime Margaritas last night because I didn't feel like mixing my own. I was having a great time watching football alone following game threads here while my wife was having a Zoom hangout night with her family in the other room. At some point, I somehow became self-aware enough to realize I was way too drunk to be posting, so I decided to shut things down... and hopped into the Zoom call with my inlaws because that's obviously a more appropriate place to be embarrassing. I have no memory of what transpired. Gotta say these are legit. Thanks bro

 

First time having lime margarita cutwaters. These things are good.