Cutwaters and Nooners - A Thread

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  1. bro

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    happy to help make family memories
     
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  2. i hate your team

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    Only Cutwater I had was the vodka with fruit flavors that didn't compare to the noons. I guess I need to branch out and give their other offerings a chance.
     
  3. bro

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    that shit sucks.

    try the mules, margs, etc.
     
  4. bro

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    #4 today. I’ve had a vodka mule, mojito, and ranch water. Now this. Prayers up

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  5. poor paul

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    been feeling the waterbird canned vodka soda, I like the cucumber mint the best.
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    The truly vodka seltzers are not terrible
     
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  7. bro

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    No
     
  8. Tender

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    Finnish Long Drinks in the black can and Raspberry Lemonade Allhands are about all I drink here lately.
     
  9. Bruce Bowen

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  10. bro

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    Just had a pre-ski day mango marg cutwater. Top of the rankings. Amazing
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Prob my favorite one.
     
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  12. bro

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    Taste too good for 12.5 percent.
     
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  13. Tro lo lo

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    Just started my day with a Cutwater Spicy Bloody Mary. 8/10.
     
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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Sons of bitches go down quick too
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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    Finally got my hands on the elusive white russians…14%
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    This is dangerous
     
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  16. bro

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    Dangerous for my bowels and my drunkenness
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Got some and tried them last week. Pretty good.
     
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  18. bro

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    Pina coladas are also great.


    Saw these last week and am excited to try:


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    the grape / vodka / golf infusion things were great on the lift.
     
  19. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Got some White Russians for tomorrow. How do y’all drink them? From the can or in a glass with ice?
     
  20. John McGuirk

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    Update: Drinking a peach nooner now.
     
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  21. bro

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    I just drink out of the can. But you do you
     
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  22. bro

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    Go Vols
     
  23. bro

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    It brings me great pleasure to report the Juneshine canned cocktails are delicious
     
  24. huskerrolly

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    big fan of the white russian one
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Started drinking the Cutwater Lime Margaritas. My god they're deliciuos
     
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  26. cdaysker

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    The new tequila nooners are very solid. Big fan of the strawberry and passionfruit, lime was pretty good, grapefruit not great.
     
  27. bro

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    can't wait to get my hands on them for the spring
     
  28. bro

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  29. bro

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    They are all great, with passion fruit being a step below
     
  30. bro

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  31. $P1

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    Gonna need a review of the Sunny D seltzers that I just saw in the store. TYFYS whichever brave soul volunteers
     
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  32. Tarpon Nole

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    They’re alright for about 75% of the first can. Then they get real old real fast. Haven’t opened another one since I dumped the last few swigs out of can #1 weeks ago

    Might use them as mixer for mimosa this wknd in the pool
     
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  33. Tarpon Nole

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    The vita coco captain Morgan drinks are so good. Best canned drink I’ve ever had. Seltzer, non seltzer, anything. My lord
     
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  34. bro

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    I’m convinced
     
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  35. Tarpon Nole

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    shake them up a little.

    going to get the pressed vita coco and a better bottle of rum and try to recreate
     
  36. Tarpon Nole

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  37. NineteenNine

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    I’m opposite. Grapefruit my fave. Strawberry was weird af.
     
  38. bryix

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    got a variety pack of the Finnish Long Drinks. I dig em.
     
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  39. Lip

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    they are dangerously delicious
     
  40. Tender

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    Can y'all get the black ones?? They are in a major shortage here. That's really all I drink anymore.
     
  41. Lip

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    Are those the increased abv?
    Yes - they’re around in MI
     
  42. bro

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    What’s the flavor profile on the black cans? Or just extra ABV?
     
  43. bro

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  44. Tender

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    Description is the same, just the higher ABV. I think they taste less sweet though. I also got a variety pack this weekend that had a peach flavor. It was, interesting.
     
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  45. Tarpon Nole

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    they’re ok. I poured it over ice and it was better than out of the cab
     
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  46. bro

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    I appreciate your objectivity
     
  47. HotMic

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    My wife got ripped off of the Mango Margarita Cutwaters last night, she’s going to feel great when she wakes up today.

    Had a few Mai Tai’s in the pool yesterday.
     
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  48. Wywan Bwowna

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    Typically go for Peach if I go for a high noon, but want to mix it up a little this weekend while at the beach. Any of the newer flavors/variety packs worth giving a shot?
     
  49. zeberdee

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    go for the Pool 8 pack. Lime, Guava, Kiwi, Peach.
     
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  50. bro

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    unfortunately haven't been able to find these in Colorado.

    Anyone try the Vito Coco Spiked?

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