D4H 1st Trip to Las Vegas

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  1. Wendel Clark

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    Buddy has a comped suite in MGM.

    I took out $3,000 ($1,000 from each Greek, Bookmaker & 5dimes).

    Starts off bad. People I'm going with told me they were leaving 8:00 AM and arriving at 10:20 AM. So I booked the same flight and I just got a call their flight is actually 1:35 PM arriving 4:00 PM. So I got 6 hours by myself and the room isn't under my name so I will have to keep my bags with the bell hop.

    Will probably jump into the $80 MGM Tournament. If I don't make it in time, go to the Wynn for the $120 tournament.

    Will post updates in this thread about my cash.

    Please guys tell me what to do while I'm there. Up for plenty of suggestions.
     
  2. Aeroforz1

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    I can tell you where the best gay bathhouse is. :idk:
     
  3. Patface

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  4. Corky Bucek

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    Hit the craps tables. Always a great time.

    To add to that, you really can't go wrong food wise as there are a shit ton of good restaurants, but I have no clue what you are looking to spend and what you have comped. Strip clubs: Olympic Gardens, Spearmint Rhino are pretty solid places.
     
  5. New user

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    Go clubbing? Eat at some nice ass restaurants?
     
  6. Wendel Clark

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    Aria is the greatest hotel on the strip. Up $6,000 and a family friend called his casino host and she's getting me comped at the aria for march madness.
     
  7. Patface

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    I'm glad you're killing it and all. But :nobait: on Aria being the greatest hotel on the strip.
     
  8. Aeroforz1

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    Venetian/Palazzo shits all over every other hotel on the strip.
     
  9. Black Falcon

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    BOL. :beerchug:
     
  10. Wendel Clark

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    Back home. Fucking sleep schedule is going to be so fucked with a 3 hour Time Zone change.

    Couple Points:

    - Sports Betting

    Parlays fucking suck. Did Parlays Thursday, Friday & Today. I think I literally hit all but 1 every single fucking time. Two buddies leave tomorrow so I made a couple parlays for tonight.

    NHL: Columbus Blue Jackets, Stars/Blue Jackets Under 5.5, Sharks/Red Wings Over 5.5, Atlanta Thrashers, Pittsburgh Penguins & FUCKING WASHINGTON CAPITALS. Bet against my fucking team and Washington blew a 2 goal lead in the last 3 minutes. $100 to $2149.50.

    Saturday had a great fucking CFB day of 4-0-1 and the only game I pushed was fucking West Virginia -21. 2 Fumbles inside the 5 yard line. Unfuckingbelievable. Won UCF, Nevada, UCONN & Hawaii.

    Had a reverse teaser where I had Pittsburgh, Nevada, Auburn & Nebraska. Reverse Teasers if you don't know give you crazy fucking spreads. Like Pitt was -7.5 in the Teaser where they were +1 regular. The first 3 hit and of course Nebraska was -1.5 in this Teaser and blew that 17-0 lead. That literally paid $5 to win $400.

    CBB was 10-6-1 on Saturday & Sunday. NFL was 6-6.

    MGM properties don't really have many CBB lines. On Friday they only had 3 lines where as Caesars had like 7-8.

    Table Games:

    - Craps fucking killed me. Just had no luck playing craps at all.
    - Roulette. Me and my buddy went on a crazy streak of 14 of 15 spins in a row hit the "2nd 12" where it pays 2-1.
    - Blackjack & Let it Ride were about even for me.
    - PAI GOW POKER. Greatest game in the world. Dealer told me I was on one of the biggest streaks she had ever seen last night. I literally won 11 straight hands. Dealer kept getting Pai Gow. Playing $100 hands last night was up $2,000 in 3 hours. Dealer kept telling me the way I was hititng to raise my bets but I didnt.
    - MGM MECHANICAL HORSE RACING - greatest quarter game ever. Get some drunk friends and sit there all fucking day

    Poker:

    - I am a huge Poker player play 2-4 times a week. But for some reason I didnt play that much at all. Played in 6 tournaments and didn't cash one. Was getting sucked out and unlucky in all of them. Only played 35 mins of a cash game and I won like $260.

    Casinos:

    - Can't go wrong with MGM Grand. Nice Casino, Nice Sportsbook, Nice tables. All around good casino
    - Monte Carlo was meh
    - Aria. Fucking love that place. Casino Host already has me a reservation there for March Madness. March 16-21 going to be there. So if any others are going to be there we should get together and bet all day. Great Sportsbook. Nice Poke Room. Great Casino and a couple buddies that have stayed said great rooms.
    - Bellagio & Caesars Palace: Just the classic high end casinos.
    - O'Sheas: Was told I HAD to go there. Well I went there the first night and hadn't slept in 30 hours. I was in Vegas to gamble for my first time. I wanted to win. Well was I fuckign wrong to go O'Shea's. The Fucking band going, drunks all over the place, idiots all over the place. Wanted to shoot myself in the fucking head.
    - Freemont Street was awesome.

    Other Tidbits:

    - If I had a gun, I would shoot every fucking Mexican handing out the Hooker Cards. Mother Fucker I wanted to kill them. Same with the limo drivers asking if I wanted to get a free strip club experience and all that other bullshit.
    - It was Rodeo week and the American Coutnry Music Awards. The amount of fucking red neck cowboys drove me crazy. But there were a lot of hot chicks that were in their cowboy gear.
    - Stopped by the WPT Event at the Bellagio. Was a cluster fuck there and couldn't see many pro's. Saw Eric Seidel & Jon Hennigan but that was about it. Then went to check out Bobby's Room in the Bellagio Poker Room. Doyle was back there with Oppenheim & Jennifer Harman. Was sort of star struck for some reason. Jennifer Harman is 10x Hotter in Person. Saw Phil Hellmuth in a big cash game at the Aria.
    - Last point. This might make me sound weird and shit. But at the MGM, the Lion Habitat was the coolest thing I have ever seen. Shit had me memorzied all day. I would literally sit there and just watch them for like an hour.
     
  11. Patface

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    Pai Gow is such a great fucking game.
     
  12. Aeroforz1

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    Am I to understand from your summary that you didn't even go to the Venetian/Palazzo? Damn man the sportsbook at Palazzo is a must see.
     
  13. FSUsem

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    Venetian is for those uppity euro fashion feminine people

    Real men go to MGM. Fucking lions, man.
     
  14. Wendel Clark

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    I planned on stopping by there after I did the Poker tournament at the Mirage Sunday morning. But my Aces got cracked by an idiot which knocked me out that I was steaming so bad, I walked straight back from the Mirage to MGM and sat at the sportsbook and watched the rest of the games.