Dabo is a petty bitch

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  1. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Perfectly executed exaggeration. Thank you Coach Dad.
     
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  2. IrishLAX2

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    Is this the off-season where Dabo gets with the times and begins investing in the Transfer Portal and NIL?
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    now this is how you social media, rather than having the team account serve as state media for the current regime.

     
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  4. Irush

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    Those things are unchristian
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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    How am i supposed to explain smoking fat stogies to my child?!
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    Dabo.....really believes his bullshit, huh?
     
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  7. Chipper>Jeter

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    Like a Baptist Preacher
     
  8. JonathanCoachman

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    Of course Dabo loves a Bell Curve. I look forward to his future collaborations with Charles Murray and Sam Harris.
     
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  9. Constant

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    I'm not sure Dabo understands Bell Curves.
     
  10. IrishLAX2

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    DJ U was 9 of 28 today for 99 yards?!

    :loldog:
     
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  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    can anyone post the DVU highlights

    sucks all our Clemson posters left
     
  12. The Guglia

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    Dabo friends and family program sucks

    And will only get worse
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    Will Shipley averaged 8.8 yards per carry making that stat line even more perplexing. Not getting to 100 yards passing against a defense whose focus was stopping the run is quite the feat.
     
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    DVU is collecting torches to March on the facility we are a little busy now but will get back to you
     
  15. Prospector

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    Yea, that's not what a bell curve illustrates
     
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  16. Fran Tarkenton

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  17. TC

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    I wouldn’t take that too seriously. He also said he’d quit if players got paid
     
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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    and what else would his kids do
     
  20. xec

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    Ruin the lives of letter carriers…and still play.
     
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  21. Saul Shabazz

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    play for Auburn
     
  22. The Guglia

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    Become successful lawyers in Atlanta and fulfill the prophecy of the five horseman.
     
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  23. Drew Swinney Esq

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    If you boil his answer down to “coaches cant listen to what fans say” then yeah, obviously. He can’t answer any critique without the ubergoober and hyperdefensiveness coming out though.

    Hubris and stubbornness will have gotten him to the top and will send him rolling off the side.
     
  24. Drew Swinney Esq

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    The Prophecy is on delay but still on track. Just some minor details lost in translation.

    The brains that will be broken during the 2nd predestined run will make the first one seem likes child’s play.
     
  25. Roy

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    As much as I enjoy Dabo acting like an insecure teenager, he probably will make some changes and Clemson will be just fine once they finally find a competent QB.

    The universe hates me too much for Clemson to fail
     
  26. TC

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    Dabo thought Clemson had better team, makes secretaries watch film


    Dabo Swinney said on Wednesday that everyone in the football office rewatched the South Carolina Gamecocks’ win over his Clemson Tigers this week.

    “We don’t lose a lot of games. Our Mental Monday meeting, I made everybody in the building from the secretaries to the administrative staff, everybody in the building had to watch the tape,” Swinney said during an appearance on the Gramlich and Mac Lain podcast on Wednesday.

    “We watched it all together. I ran the tape from about 4 o’clock to 6 o’clock for two hours. When you lose a game like that, everybody on the outside thinks they know, and they ain’t got a freaking clue,” Swinney continued. “I I think it’s important that everybody knows what’s real and that everybody understands with complete clarity what happened and why and what we’ve got to do about it. It was a two-hour meeting of complete clarity.”


    On Wednesday, Clemsons’s head coach said he believed his squad was the superior one going into the contest.

    “Honestly thought we had the better team, but the better team doesn’t always win,” Swinney said on the podcast appearance. “You’ve got to earn it on the field. Had plenty of opportunities.”

    Swinney had previously praised Shane Beamer’s team during his postgame press conference after the Gamecocks’ 31-30 win.

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    “Been a long time. Not a feeling that we’ve had in a long, long time. That’s our reality today,” Swinney said, according to ClemsonSports.com. “You’ve got to congratulate South Carolina. They earned it. Did a heck of a job. They flat out earned it.”

    The win for South Carolina over Clemson was the program’s second straight over a top ten program and eliminated any chance of the Tigers making the College Football Playoff.

    Spencer Rattler rolled up 360 yards of offense and the Gamecock defense held Clemson to just 7 points in the second half en route to the come-from-behind victory.

    “I hope you all understand, like it is special, what we got in that locker room,” Shane Beamer said after the win. “Nobody flinched. And you know, we were a confident team coming in here today and we got better as the game changed. I know how important this game was to so many people in this state. I’m just so happy for our fans. I’m so happy for our seniors, our players.”
     
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  28. AIOLICOCK

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    I hate that this Chode has had so much success, and only mostly because it's at Clemson
     
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  29. Roy

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    That’s for real some Ye type shit
     
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  30. Roy

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    Also lmao at Shane saying “nobody flinched” about the gamecocks. The last 5 or 6 drives were nothing but both teams flinching and clinching up. Antonio Williams and DJ Uiagalelei just flinched the most embarrassingly.
     
  31. AIOLICOCK

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    Fr tho I am kinda geeking at the idea of some secretary whose only job is to arrange flights and hotels for the team being forced to watch two hours of DJU tossing the pigskin like a styrofoam cooler lid so she can gain a deeper understanding of why Clemson decided to huddle mid-punt-return and use their best playmaker as a blocker for most the second half. :ded:
     
  32. Drew Swinney Esq

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  33. DeToxRox

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  34. spagett

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    I hate that piece of shit so much
     
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  36. Beeds07

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    Do we have a video? I want to see how fucking smug he was when he said this thing he’s been waiting for months to say.

    “Gods Name Image and Likeness :mulletsmug:
     
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  37. Upton^2

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    This is like a parody of something he’d say
     
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  38. DeToxRox

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    you nailed it
     
  39. DeToxRox

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    Dabo is in that Trump stratosphere now, where he is beyond parody.
     
  40. Roy

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    Just absolutely beautiful
     
  41. ned's head

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    This quote is in about 5 different threads and I will belly laugh every time I see it until I die
     
  42. DeToxRox

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  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    what part of gods name, image and likeness did the robust ped program fall under?
     
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  44. fucktx

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  46. IV

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    I thought it was the onion at first
     
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