Dabo is a petty bitch

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  1. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    nobody:
    absolutely nobody at all:
    me: are you sure you want to die on this

    *checks notes*

    hill?
     
  2. wes tegg

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    You’re just a ghoul with brainworms.
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    :edmond:i've been calling god adult santa for years
     
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  4. Dump

    Dump Orange Bowl Champion
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    you’re just a MAGA chud with your frog avatar
     
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  5. AIOLICOCK

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    I would like the record to indicate that I recognized that Dabo was a horseshit human being back when he couldn't put 20 points on South Carolina with arguably the greatest college receiving corp ever assembled.
     
  6. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    remember

    brainworms is still good fuck all of you
     
  7. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
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  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

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  9. IHHH

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    This slaps
     
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  10. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    then you are excused
     
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  11. IHHH

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    :crossedarms:
     
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  12. Celemo

    Celemo Frogs Are Bitches
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    Dabo playing the God card while simultaneously cheating every chance he gets is just great.
     
  13. IHHH

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    stole a page from the urban book
     
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  14. FriendsofJtyler

    FriendsofJtyler I strenuously object
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    Ah yes the ole message board rumor Rashan Gary turned down X figures from Clemson only to go play for on the up and up Harbaugh.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    :roll: you poor idiot
     
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  16. IHHH

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    that seems harsh
     
  17. HotMic

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    I think he’s referencing Dabo pumping his players full of gym candy.
     
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  18. billdozer

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    How else would Lawrence run away from the Buckeye defense?
     
  19. Celemo

    Celemo Frogs Are Bitches
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    A little bit of column A a little bit of column B.
     
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  20. hawk217

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    Oh really? Three players test positive and you jump to this conclusion? I bet you believe we funnel money to recruits through a local church, too.
     
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  21. Celemo

    Celemo Frogs Are Bitches
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    TMB Clemson defense of Dabo is spectacular
     
  22. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    The Christian way.
     
  23. NST

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    I thought he wanted the players to be poor?
     
  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    At first in thought you were going for sarcasm. It sucks I was wrong.
     
  25. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox We dug coal together
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    How many pages would this thread be if it was titled Dabo is a pretty bitch and how many posts would be Goose saying he had a pretty dick
     
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  26. Celemo

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    Poorer than him but he’ll make sure they get a bag of Some cash and PEDs first
     
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  27. i am a bammer

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    He maybe a MAGA youth pastor, but by gum he's their MAGA youth pastor
     
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  28. soulfly

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    I’m insulted that you’re saying we would ruin a blowjob; have you even asked any of us for one yet?
     
  29. AlternativeFactsRule

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    You cheer for enough sports teams for enough time and you’ll find yourself cheering for some people with pretty abhorrent views. You’d think people would get that by now. My team’s coach is a weirdo catholic that feels the need to bring up abortion in unrelated discussions, as one example.

    They’re stereotypically meat head jocks with poorly thought out views on the world. Be pleasantly surprised when it turns out they defy the stereotype and don’t suck. Don’t tie yourself in knots to defend them when the reveal they are what we thought they were
     
  30. Celemo

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    1.) Harbaugh doesn’t have any drip
    2.) Lol
    3.) Dabo is a cheating fuck who claims God as his witness while simultaneously cheats every chance he gets
     
  31. Redav

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    I like that despite the seriousness of this current situation, posters still can't move past cfb smack talk responses. Well adjusted adults
     
  32. Lyrtch

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    do we need to talk about god cheating

    death that is

    HALLELUJAH
     
  33. AlternativeFactsRule

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    God - going through life with all the cheat codes.
     
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  34. Lyrtch

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    I'm an idiot man we're all out of booze

    the hell we are - god
     
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  35. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Can confirm.
     
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  36. hood b. goode

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    I enjoyed the SPIN IT! era
     
  37. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    that one is an organic TMB invention so i encourage it
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Spin it!
     
  39. CUtigers86

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    And then you have Jim Harbaugh on the other hand who cheats and just can’t win a big game to save his life.
     
  40. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    Big10 guys mad at Dabo:

    - tOSU fans who literally cannot beat him
    - Michigan fans who can’t even sniff qualifying to play in a game against Clemson
     
    #290 CUtigers86, Jun 1, 2020
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2020
  41. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Blessed everyday to not have Dabo or Harbaugh as my coach
    :blessed:
     
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  42. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  43. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Tell us more about the h8rs
     
  44. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    nothing says equality like *checks notes*

    the state of Alabama
     
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  45. CUtigers86

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    You are one. A petty, angry one.
     
  46. HotMic

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    I don’t know what’s in that Jonestown mix, but that was an impressive scamper.
     
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  47. One day I hope ND is good enough (lol) that I can do mind pretzels to convince myself someone like Brian Kelly is a decent person
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    I think I got it, guys.
     
  49. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
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    If you’ve got the paw in your fan of, yeah

    :thumb:
     
  50. billdozer

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