Dallas..is for lovers?

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  1. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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    fine make it 5
     
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    Only if you like fist pumping to club music in the middle of a Target during the day.
     
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  3. Luka

    Luka Roll Tide what? FUCK YOU!
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  4. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    Best pizza there is. No question.

    Get the honey bastard. It’s off menu. You’ll look like a local
     
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  5. blind dog

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    Please don’t include me in any list with those posters. Or any list of things you like

    Tia
     
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  6. bertwing

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  7. bertwing

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    It was probably all of the shitty beer I drank last night but I’m currently destroying the restroom here and it may result in this place being deemed a health hazard and shutting down permanently
     
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  8. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure College football is overrated anyways.
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    Just leave one in the bowl so they know. It’s how you establish dominance.
     
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  9. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    Despite the fact that we didn’t meet up at a gas station, quite the enjoyable afternoon with top tier TMB’ers a.tramp and bertwing
     
  10. a.tramp

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    How can an out-of-state visitor even want to come back if we did not stop to get petrol. Sorry bertwing , we failed you.
     
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  11. bertwing

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    By the time I got out the place had already thrown away my pizza I left in the box on the table. Think that was their way of getting even
     
  12. bigred77

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    Wait, this is already over?
    I'm just getting past Waco, yall were supposed to wait on me
     
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  13. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    :gross:
     
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  14. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    Grab me some kolaches
     
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  15. bigred77

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    I know, fucking dallas folks force me to travel through such a shit town to get north
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    It’s your own damn fault if you did not take 281 to Hico and then catch 67 via 220. Are you an amateur or what?
     
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  17. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    Yeah, but you get to go through Temple. There’s a buc-ee’s in Temple
     
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  18. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    theres a new bucees in denton and it is massive even for bucees standards
     
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  19. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    the one they’re building in ennis is supposed to be huge too
     
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  20. bertwing

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    I’m huge too iykwim
     
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  21. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    :dblnick:
     
  22. a.tramp

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    Truth, I am still sore.
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    Wait...
     
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  24. devine

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    I just got a pound of brisket from bucees AMA
     
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  25. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    wow i’m eating brisket right now lol
     
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  26. devine

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    Twinsies he he
     
  27. bertwing

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    I’m back in NW Arkansas ama
     
  28. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    how was the sex
     
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  29. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    going to be doing a road trip around parts of texas for a wedding in a few months

    what are the bucee things you have to get

    tia
     
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  30. bertwing

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    a.tramp brought his wife to watch and BayouMafia drove 40+ mins just for me so you know he was ready to work

    Disappointed in the rest of you
     
  31. devine

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    Beef jerky. Fudge
     
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  32. blind dog

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    Insanely huge gas stations that serve food but have nowhere to sit. I refuse to go in them bc of crowds but my wife loves them and I do enjoy their beaver nuggets or nuts or whatever
     
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  33. bertwing

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    a.tramp can you help this gentleman out
     
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  34. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  35. bertwing

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    haha beaver nuts
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    I’d rather let BayouMafia handle it, I want to see him get some more smoke rolling out of devine ‘s ears
     
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  37. bertwing

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    Thanks for coming out DICK
     
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  38. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    beaver nuggets, jerky, and their bbq isn’t bad at all

    plenty of other shit too tbh they’re huge and virtually everything i’ve had from them have been good
     
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  39. blind dog

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    Also they spend millions on billboards in areas they aren’t located and I can’t figure out why
     
  40. blind dog

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    Yes all nuts
     
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  41. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    i was nervous googling beaver nuggets but that does sound delightful
     
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  42. a.tramp

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    I have discovered that where there used to be billboards and no Buccees there are now Buccees close. They are expanding rapidly.
     
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  43. bigred77

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    Beaver nuggets are the shit
     
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  44. devine

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    I like the cherry maple beef jerky
     
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  45. dtx

    dtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    D4CD783E-0EAB-417B-A5A9-7F5CC684F7E0.jpeg get some of this trail mix shit with the nugs in it
     
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  46. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    Sorry I can’t decide whether to be really really impressed by gas stations or to make a pathetic cry for attention
     
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  47. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Thanks for the invite!

    Seriously I had pre-wedding shit going on today.
     
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  48. devine

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    Oh also bucees sells killens bbq seasoning so get some of that and take it home
     
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  49. devine

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    Maybe not in Dallas tho idk
     
  50. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    I found that the key was to just have an opinion whether I really cared or not

    That filling. That icing. That menu. Definitely that color.

    Even though there was a 100% chance she was going to choose whatever she and her mom wanted I couldn’t be accused of not caring.
     
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