Dallas..is for lovers?

Well heading to the Rangers game tomorrow with clients. At least it won’t be raining. Yet it will be around 91 degrees. Good times!

 

Uh, you forget it is indoors now?

 

I thought the roof stayed open most of the time.

Well this is going to be much better than I expected.

 

The beauty that was pandemic traffic is no longer as the tollway is back to being hell on earth

 

Why do you think they built a place with a roof?

 

Whoever said they wished for heat is a fucking idiot. Brutal today with almost no wind.

 

Bring back the god damn rain

 

Fuck this

 

I hope you are happy Fuzzy Zoeller you cunt

 

Feels like 92 at 8:30

fuck yeah boys!!

 

it’s like a time machine, the dexters laboratory theme just started playing in my head

 

Brings me back to the nickelodeon magazine commercial.

 

We had a neighborhood party on Saturday night. It was hot as Satan's nut sack. But I didn't stumble upon one conversation where people said, "Man, I really wish we were all stuck inside right now."

 

I can’t imagine having to party indoors. Sounds miserable.

 

Wow look at you not taking covid seriously

 

Love a good heatstroke

 

I can’t remember the last time I went a party hadn’t even thought about it. So it was covid friendly outdoor party or nothing? Shocked no one went for the latter.

 

Doing outdoor stuff at 80-ish degrees >>>>>>>>> Doing outdoor stuff at 95+ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not doing outdoor stuff

 

Here he goes again

it’s going to feel like 110 several days this week

have fun doing shit outside weirdo

 

Well luckily this won’t last for four months…

and the PGA wants to host a Ryder Cup here in September eventually come fucking on.

 

Feels like 108 before noon

fuck off Fuzzy Zoeller

 

Entire thread is jealous of a.tramp's new awning, where the shaded realfeel is a brisk 102

 

at least a.tramp can finish his backyard now

 

Hmmm.... If only we had gone through something like this previously which would have encouraged us to prepare for events like this....

 

Hey. You guys remember when people were bitching about the rain?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

we have used these last 2 summers

 

4/10 of an inch tomorrow expected.

very big if true.

 

So there was a mosquito repellent conversation in here recently. I’m trying to buy something for a family member who owns a home, anyone spot a good Prime Day deal in this category?

 

Thermacell E55 Rechargeable Mosquito Repeller; Highly Effective Rechargeable Mosquito Repellent

 

Yesterday my wapp said todays chance of rain was at 90%. Now it says 15%. F-U Dan Henry

 

Rained in Dallas

 

70>30>0

and 4/10" > .006" arriving tomorrow.

I'm gonna get more than that just from my neighbors' sprinklers that blows over to my yard.

 

67 at 8am, this feels like a trap

 

Fuck you Fuzzy Zoeller

 

This seems incredibly optimistic

https://www.centraltrack.com/how-many-100-degree-days-will-dallas-face-this-year/

 

What scares me about so few days below 100 is the humidity will most likely stay sky high. As someone who works outside, 105-110 with 20% humidity is infinitely better than 95 with 50% humidity.

 

Like when the “feels like” is less than the actual temp due to low humidity, that is the shit I do like. I can crank out some work.

 

that actually happens?

 

yes

 

Finishing up my 3rd heater install of the day. This is the temp of the grass in my work space. I feel light-headed buddy.

 

Cc: Fuzzy Zoeller

 

Wow really makes you question the need for a heater

 

Feel like 104. Fuck yeah