Dan Mullen blames L to Aggies on crowd size, hopes to kill off Gator Nation next week

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  1. Ric Flair

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    Why do the players allow her to kiss them? That's just fucking weird.
     
  2. Truman

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    Been watching this doc about a sex cult. The cult leader would kiss everyone on the lips as a greeting. It was a way to normalize intimacy and make it easier to indoctrinate.

    I think what we’re seeing here is the Mullens are cultivating their own sex cult.
     
  3. Boo MFer!

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    It worked for Richard Dawson!
     
  4. Fusiontegra

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    I mean, if you were a legit cuckold, there couldn't possibly be a better job than college football coach.
     
  5. Boo MFer!

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    You hate to see an absolute shit-tier poster like Ned falling for clickbait from Football Scoop.
     
  6. Saul Shabazz

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  7. Fusiontegra

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    I'm not going to rule him out being a cuck...but he seemed to not like other men banging his wife, soooo....
     
  8. Saul Shabazz

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    .....well he certainly didn't care for all of Killearn knowing about it, that's a fact

    And that's both sides, Killearn Estates (KE FAM GET UP) and Acres
     
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  9. Saul Shabazz

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    those are the burbs in Tally North
     
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  10. Fusiontegra

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    Thank you for this clarification

    (genuinely - I had no idea wtf you were saying)
     
  11. Saul Shabazz

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    yeah, as I posted

    Was like bruh these muhfuckers dont live here
     
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  12. electronic

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    31 players positive and 50 in quarantine. Holy shit.
     
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  13. Doc Louis

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    I can't imagine Jimbo doing anything else. This checks out.
     
  14. Professor Moriarty

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    If you saw any former player hanging out with the Fisher family outside of football related activities, pretty certain Jimcuck Fisher turned a blind eye.
     
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  15. dtx

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    cancel the season already
     
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  16. spagett

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    Just Florida's
     
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  17. TC

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    Cancel our L to Florida
     
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  18. Fusiontegra

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    You lost to us when all of our players had a deadly virus.

    What a bunch of pathetic losers!
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

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    I think the real story here should be that our loss to the jars shouldn't count because all of our players and coaches were very sick.

    In the effort of fairness, the game should definitely be replayed.
     
  20. Truman

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    Mizzou is gonna have so many bye weeks
     
  21. Kirk Fogg

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  22. BP

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    And Hell's coming with him.
     
  23. Fusiontegra

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    Look, I'm not happy about the context it was used in, but Tombstone quotes will always get a like.
     
  24. Saul Shabazz

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    it'd be lazy but Thing quotes are tough to recall

    still gets a *respect
     
  25. TC

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    Aint no lie,
    Baby bye bye bye
     
  26. Nole0515

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    You saying G5 fucked Candi?
     
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  27. TTgator91

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    College football not as fun without us on Saturday's. come on Halloween 31st
     
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    All I see is some dweeb that's mad no one invited them to the party.
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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    we talking about Fire Jimbob ?
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

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    I mean, this could be applied to the entire state. We've been partying like it's 2019 since June.
     
  32. Hank Scorpio

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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Lol he went there because he wasn’t smart enough to get into UF.
     
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  34. Dump

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    you gonna take this from the resident cuck, Jack Parkman ?
     
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  35. LetItSoak

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    It's dumb to call out any particular school because I can guarantee they're acting like idiot kids at just about every university in America
     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    “I cHoSe tO gO tO fSu OvEr uF!”
     
  37. UncleJesse

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    Wish I could say bye to this post.
     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    Lol
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    Most of them were just smart enough to get it over with before the season started.
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    This take is difficult because it's statistically correct while also not taking into account who they come into contact with.
     
  41. ned's head

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    What is it about florida teams letting one loss turn into more losses?

     
  42. Saul Shabazz

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  43. Jack Parkman

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  44. Truman

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    That is A+ spin :laugh:
     
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  45. Aaron Hernandez

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    We’re on the gravy train towards herd immunity.
     
  46. Andy Reocho

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    Sometimes you should just shut up
     
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  47. CaneKnight

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    His stupidity is well documented, but he's right it should be a national holiday and no one should be doing anything but voting.
     
  48. Evil Homer

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    I think he’s right in that Election Day should be a national holiday but his grievance about how it’s not right to cancel practice or whatever seems dumb
     
  49. CaneKnight

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    You just know if there was no one to stop him he would've had the team playing with COVID running rampant through it :laugh:
     
  50. ned's head

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    I kind of side with him on that. Why not let each school dedicate a discretionary day to vote? His team just had a long ass bye. They could have voted as a team last week and not disrupted game prep.
     
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