Danny Kanell freezing cold takes thread

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  1. Fuck this

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  2. w2b

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    explains Miami '94 a whole lot better.
     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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    Bringing out the :iceburn: now

     
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    The tweet is definitely worse. :twocents:
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    Definitely had this response locked and loaded from the get go
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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  11. TC

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    This will end up immortalized on a plaque like Tebow "The Promise" after the Noles turn the season around
     
  12. Boo MFer!

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    Best part of that video is you just know he chose to film it in front that shitty bookshelf with his trophies and helmets instead of filming it on the couch like a normal person.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    Damn, Danny Kanell won a Heisman and a World Series title?
     
  14. Bert Handsome

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    Nice particle board bookshelf he's storing all of his trophies on. Is that Target or Home Depot prefab shelving?
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    Shelving smack talk. We are getting old
     
  16. Killy Me Please

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    Please take that Giants helmet down. When I was young I had high expectations of him coming out of FSU. He was terrible.
     
  17. BellottiBold

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    I'm just offended by the way he framed the shot
     
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  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    You’re pretty limited with angles when you use a selfie stick.
     
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    oof
     
  20. Jack Parkman

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    Congratulations on getting two teams in, SEC.
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    Kentucky and LSU imo
     
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  24. FriendsofJtyler

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    I objectively believe there is a small gap. Their offense is better, our defense is better.
     
  25. dblplay1212

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    We really don't know what our defense is. Were up 20+ after the 1st qtr and just play base defense the rest of the game. They are lights out in the 1st until we shut it down and go base.
     
  26. Cheshire Bridge

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    I think bama would be a 7' fav vs Clemson
     
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    We play 75 players per game, so it's difficult to tell exactly how awesome we are as well.
     
  28. Kirk Fogg

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    What?? You guys gave up double digit points to FSU while Bama gave up 0 points this weekend.
     
  29. Tony Perkis

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    Well shit
     
  30. Doc Louis

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    Our third string couldn't stop keyshawn helton. Shit happens.
     
  31. cutig

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    Unless trevor lawrence hits a wall, the game will be interesting. I think Bama probably wins but it won't be a blowout like it would have been with Bryant still hanging around
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    As long as Watson ain't walking through that door, I'm not overly concerned with Clemson.
     
  35. Buns

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    Leave it to bama and clemson fans to ruin a wonderful Danny Kanell thread. Sad!
     
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  37. Monte Alban

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    I think it's a fair take now. Clemson's team is really coming together now that the offense is clicking and while the starting defensive for both teams is comparable, their late game, garbage time defense looks a lot better.
     
  38. BrickTamland

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    Not sure what you’re talking about regarding garbage time, Clemson has been tested up until the final whistle in recent weeks!
     
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    You really are upset about UCF being the only non embarrassing team in Florida aren't you?
     
  43. Jack Parkman

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    I’d much prefer it be you guys than either of our 2 rivals FSU and Miami
     
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    I’ll have you know he routinely post in the bad police thread, embarrrasment does not phase him.
     
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