Dark Souls Remaster

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  1. VoodooChild5

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    Is there an in-game incentive to grief people? Are you rewarded for it?
     
  2. Super Vegeta

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    Covenant rewards for certain covenants and also humanity and souls.
     
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  3. Randy Bobandi

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    Also very satisfying.
     
  4. Super Vegeta

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    Not many things as cool as invading someone, parrying their first attack, one hitting them with a riposte, and emoting on top of their corpse.
     
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  5. TrustyPatches

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    I want these words tattooed on my heart
     
  6. Randy Bobandi

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    Invading 1v3 and getting mail to “plz stop killing phantoms I really want to kill boss”
     
  7. TrustyPatches

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    I chased a guy through Anor Londo one time and caught him at the boss door with a backstab. He immediately bombarded me with hate mail about how he had no humanity left and couldn't summon solaire and had been stuck at O&S for days. "Thanks a lot asshole now I'm gonna quit playing the game. I don't understand why dickheads make us new guys hate the game" yada yada

    It was great
     
  8. Randy Bobandi

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    Every time I use force to kill someone with gravity you know hate mail is coming. “Fucking noooooooob!!!!!1!”
     
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  9. Randy Bobandi

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    This thread is getting me fired up. So many hours going into this game again.
     
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  10. Odin

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    Team please dont invade im just struggling through :(
     
  11. TrustyPatches

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    One of my all time favorite trolls
     
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  12. Randy Bobandi

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    Haha! Can’t embed from phone but same guy did this one and it is my favorite.



    Edit: apparently I can embed.
     
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  13. TrustyPatches

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    Love Rosie. The Dark Souls community was so fuckin awesome while simultaneously being filled with the biggest cocksuckers that ever existed lol



    Used to be a guy in the township who would sit there all day.. full havels, crystal staff faith mage. Would spawn snipe you with the miracle that prevents rolling and walk up and dark bead you in the mouth then pull out that staff that mad you dance and dance on your corpse.. I'd spawn in, see his name and prepare to take it in the face. Guy did the same shit for two fuckin years lol
     
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  14. Randy Bobandi

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    Had a guy who perma gravelorded my butterfly forest at NG+ something. Literally ruined that character for fight clubs lol. But so awesome to get wrecked by BP stone giants.
     
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  15. TrustyPatches

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    Also, no Dark Souls thread is complete w/o the legend

     
  16. Randy Bobandi

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    Laughed audibly at “I got back up and pwned him”
     
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  17. Lambert

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    Shiva of the east? More like Shiva the deceased!
     
  18. Odin

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    I play offline.
     
  19. Randy Bobandi

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    Man I hope there’s a Demons souls re-release.
     
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    Gay
     
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  21. Super Vegeta

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    I remember the first time I went through blight town I got so frustrated with the poison, invaders, and lack of frames that I turned off my Xbox when maneater Mildred invaded me.
     
  22. TrustyPatches

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    Blight Town the first time is miserable. It doesn't get much better the thousandth time either. Every time I open that door after the gaping dragon I feel a real sense of dread. The zone itself is the worst but when you add in the difficulty of 4fps it is pure pain
     
  23. Randy Bobandi

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    How many drake swords will we see week one?

    All of the Drake swords
     
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  24. TrustyPatches

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    Bet Odin has a Drake sword but he'll deny it and being that he's always gonna be offline we'll never know the truth of the matter
     
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  25. Odin

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    Im not interested in fights that require me to accept everything i see and do are delayed
     
  26. Odin

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    I have never played ds1
    Used a rapier in my only ds2 run
    Used a long sword in my only ds3 run
     
  27. TrustyPatches

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    It's really not that bad
     
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  28. Odin

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    Its bad enough
     
  29. BlazingRebel

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    These fuckers at the bottom of blighttown I got petrified and spent over two hours trying to get to the top blighttown to get to a fucking bonfire that would get out of that god forsaken place. Basically had to Run and dodge with half a health bar to the top
    http://darksouls.wikia.com/wiki/Basilisk_(Dark_Souls_II)
     
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  32. TrustyPatches

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    60 FPS is amazing.
     
  33. TrustyPatches

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    Randy Bobandi just kinda browsed through all the summon signs outside the gaping dragon (a fuckton btw) and at least seventy eleven drake swords
     
  34. TrustyPatches

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    Omw to experience bightown at > 10 FPS for the first time ever
     
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  37. Lambert

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    I've been doing a bit of a Solaire cosplay on my first remastered playthrough.
     
  38. Randy Bobandi

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    Downloading right now. Pretty hyped.
     
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  39. HIIMTROYMcCLURE

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    Any ideas for a fun build? I’m going faith route this time after mostly tanking my first play through way back when.
     
  40. Lambert

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    This is a build I came across yesterday. I have never done a faith build in 1 either. Will probably do something like this when I do though.
     
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  42. Randy Bobandi

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    Everyone should play this game once. You forget how good the level design is. Just a masterpiece.
     
  43. TrustyPatches

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    I have mad problems with this build
     
  44. Lambert

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    Please list them. I'd tweak some things about it but don't know much about faith in this iteration of the series.
     
  45. TrustyPatches

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    I’ll start with the glaring issue

    cleric
     
  46. Lambert

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    Ah yes, well. At some point I will be making a cleric and can't wait to answer yes to your perpetual question. You will like it or it will be your end good sir.
     
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    I let the pyro dude leave firelink w/o upgrading my flame. Now I can’t get Quelana to Trigger I’m blight town and I really would like to have an ascended flame with black flame for my PvP build. Need someone with a plus 10 flame to come co-op w me
     
  48. Lambert

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    I made the same dumb mistake. I go through the dialogue quickly and say yes out of habit. I realized what I had done and had to kill the man since I know that's how it will end anyway. Only got to +1 before that too.
     
  49. TrustyPatches

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    Alls well that ends well