Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Cabs

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    :facepalm: so fucking embarrassing. not an athletic bone in his body
     
  2. bertwing

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    He's the least athletic non paraplegic I've ever seen
     
  3. OHW

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    He really is like a newborn giraffe.
     
  4. Gregor

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    Mother of God. Between him and that beer pong guy :facepalm:
     
  5. jrmy

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    He has like no flexibility in his lower body. Pathetic attempts.
     
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    He claimed 2 for 20 but didn't show any makes... I smell conspiracy
     
  7. TDCD

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    Damnit shows it on his twitter.

    Boy do I look dumb
     
  8. devine

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    The way he is awkwardly staring at vinatieri for 20 seconds at the end convinces me there's something wrong with him
     
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  9. DollarBillHokie

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    That is the straw that broke the camel's back?
     
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  10. thegenerel

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    Rovell is the mirrored, parallel universe version of Vinatieri. Instead of being a pro athlete for 2 decades, his muscles grow weaker each time he uses them.
     
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    You're stretching
     
  13. snowfx2

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    Next up would like to see him catching fly balls and fielding grounders.
     
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  14. Clown Baby

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    Darren Rovell shagging balls at the Home Run Derby would be amazing. Every kid out there with him would be more athlete and yet somehow less enthusiastic.
     
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    Him catching a laser off the face would be high quality television
     
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    He's legitimately angry.

     
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    I guess he's a Trump supporter. not surprising.
     
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  18. Clown Baby

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    Men like Darren Rovell aren't looking for something logical, some men just long for sponsored content.
     
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    :roll:
     
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  22. Clown Baby

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    Rovell seems like the type to argue vehemently that taking a woman out to dinner is technically paying for sex.
     
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    Was the first time I realized that rovell isn't faking being this unathletic
     
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    someone probably thought of this already, but athletically he is basically brucie from the longest yard remake
     
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    we are supposed to be impressed with Rovell carrying one 45 in each hand?
     
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    Who are we gonna kiss?! The guards!
     
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    He is such a douche.
     
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    This thread is about to heat up.
     
  36. thegenerel

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    EDIT: I forgot to add that Rovell's father was in attendance and purportedly tried to fight someone after the game ended. How embarrassing that his 70+ year old dad is trying to avenge his son's honor.

     
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  38. DollarBillHokie

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    Why does he play basketball on camera?
     
  39. devine

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    Because aspergers
     
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    I have to give it to him, showing up in a full northwestern uniform was hilarious.
     
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    LOL am I the only one that spotted the tiny dick boner outline?

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    guy could fuck up a 2 car funeral
     
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    Did he delete it? Not showing up
     
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    Imagine being so painfully unaware that perceive an unfinished basement as a slight
     
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