The way he is awkwardly staring at vinatieri for 20 seconds at the end convinces me there's something wrong with him
Rovell is the mirrored, parallel universe version of Vinatieri. Instead of being a pro athlete for 2 decades, his muscles grow weaker each time he uses them.
That time when Rovell creeped out a fan at the super bowl... http://www.espn.com/core/video/iframe?id=18613084 and then in awe of elliott signing his name fucking espn video http://www.espn.com/core/video/iframe?id=18613183
Darren Rovell shagging balls at the Home Run Derby would be amazing. Every kid out there with him would be more athlete and yet somehow less enthusiastic.
Men like Darren Rovell aren't looking for something logical, some men just long for sponsored content.
Rovell seems like the type to argue vehemently that taking a woman out to dinner is technically paying for sex.
someone probably thought of this already, but athletically he is basically brucie from the longest yard remake
EDIT: I forgot to add that Rovell's father was in attendance and purportedly tried to fight someone after the game ended. How embarrassing that his 70+ year old dad is trying to avenge his son's honor.
LOL am I the only one that spotted the tiny dick boner outline? Spoiler Oh no...I am the only one that spotted the tiny dick boner outline.