Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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  2. devine

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    Obviously this time is better than a lot of us would get but laughed out loud at this response



     
  3. Clown Baby

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    Darren’s time is solid because he’s doesn’t have to worry about arm movement, which makes him more aerodynamic
     
  4. Clown Baby

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    I’ve also read that hairlines can slow people down
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    Stuff like this is why Darren can never be “in on the joke.”

     
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  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    You guys know what exit # Big Beaver road is off of I-75?
     
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    Yeah it's the one that leads to your moms house
     
  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Correct. You can get to her house by getting off at that exit.
     
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  10. Jigga

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    I’ve stayed at a hotel off that exit.
     
  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    Marriott?
     
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  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    Nice. Fairly new hotel. Lots do in area.
     
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    You have to watch out for bert, he's always got a mom joke up his sleeve
     
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  16. Killy Me Please

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    bro just in a general kinda way
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    is that an awful Russia joke? or Mighty Ducks?
     
  18. DuffandMuff

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    Guys. Kawhi Lanard.
     
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    Your mom showed me her wizard sleeve last night
     
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  22. MODEVIL

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    can't dunk on a 7 foot rim...makes sense
     
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  24. zeberdee

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    he's bordering on performance art at this point.
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    JFC imagine bricking a dunk on a 7 foot rim :facepalm:
     
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  26. JeremyLambsFace

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    How short is Darren? I'm really hoping he's closer to 6' so it's extra embarrassing.
     
  27. devine

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    Fucking dying at the growl oh my
     
  28. The B1G Kucktis

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    I also enjoyed five seconds of hanging on the rim left him out of breath.
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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  30. DollarBillHokie

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    How does this fuckface get to hang out with so many famous people? He must have a snuff film of Walt Disney.
     
  31. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 something tasteful but not too bland
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    Jesus Christ Darren
     
  32. devine

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    Perfect way for uncle drew to finally jump the shark
     
  33. devine

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    “Hang out”

    Lol
     
  34. Tobias

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    twitter was a mistake

     
  35. MODEVIL

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    a new low? maybe
     
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  36. JeremyLambsFace

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    Nm
     
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  37. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine caring this much about a hot dog eating contest. “Massive black eye.”


     
  38. scratchfoot

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    He tries so hard to fit in
     
  39. EdmondDantes

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    nice.
     
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    They should bring in VAR as well
     
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  41. Shawn Hunter

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    He makes more 69 jokes than a virgin high schooler that's pretending to act like he's had copious amounts of sex.
     
  42. Tobias

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    just a really, really terrible human being

     
  43. Trofie

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t go to parties. I’m a 40 year old man when 3 kids.</p>&mdash; Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) <a href="">July 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Twice. Had twins.</p>&mdash; Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) <a href="">July 4, 2018</a></blockquote>
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    What’s worse, Darren Rovell’s tweets or the formatting in this post? :dubioustrump:
     
  45. BudKilmer

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    Both gave me cancer
     
  46. rodmansrage

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    looks like darren's mailman had sex twice or they had in vitro done.
     
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  47. Tobias

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    option c: not having an avatar in the year 2018
     
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    What if his avatar is actually an image of the default avatar?
     
  49. Tobias

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    just checked with the mods and it’s not
     
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