Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    devine doesn’t count lol
     
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    looking good thank u
     
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  6. Corky Bucek

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    His hatred toward darren is one of my favorite things about opening twitter
     
  8. GoodForAnother

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  10. UncleJesse

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    Tell him UncleJesse from the internet called him a pussy. Thanks.
     
  11. devine

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  12. kslim

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    AF9CC0FF-358F-4FC4-A91D-E7C8FE0AA6C9.png His fucking avatar
     
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  13. kslim

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    I hate him so much
     
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  14. DuffandMuff

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    How has he been 50 years old for the last 20 years when in reality he just turned 40?
     
  15. devine

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    Darren obviously doesn’t get out much. This shit is like 10 years old. and what’s the big improvement? Looks like every beer I’ve ever had filled that way

     
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  16. DuffandMuff

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    How goddamn dare you question the preeminent authority on stadium concessions?
     
  17. The B1G Kucktis

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    I know what he is getting for Christmas: a lifetime membership to Partender and Taffer Virtual Teaching.
     
  18. Corky Bucek

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    wes tegg
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    This sounds like what a guy who invented something similar died installing at the braves stadium in Atlanta, if so it can pour beer faster. Not worth idiotically dying in a cooler faster. But faster.
     
  20. devine

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    Story on this?
     
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  23. DuffandMuff

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    Does he get to attend most of these events that he tweets from? I know he’s not at every damn arena trying their food, but it still seems that he’s at every championship/all star game/prize fight/horse racing.

    Pretty sweet gig if you have the aspergers to pull it off.
     
  24. PAHokie

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    I don’t think he is at nearly the amount of thug snap you think he is. He and people that work for him scour the internet for these things that he posts.
     
  25. devine

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  26. Clown Baby

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    I actually read the whole release because I thought there was going to be something remotely interesting related to Papa John's somehow
     
  28. devine

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    Lol same
     
  29. southlick

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    Rovell Daily Times :facepalm:

     
  30. Corky Bucek

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    I’d love to see him coming up with these and thinking how funny they are.

    He and Fritzy from The Dan Patrick Show need to have a terrible headlines contest.
     
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  31. He's what happens when you give the Barks McWoofins people some Photoshop skills and tell them to try too hard.
     
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  32. AubCabs

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    Fritzy would shit on Rovell
     
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  33. duc15

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    Fritzy is just as dumb and awkward as Rovell he just doesn't blast it on twitter
     
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  34. AubCabs

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    I think Fritzy knows they're terrible. He is aware. I think Darren is thinking he's killing it
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    Ah, yes, the son of an NBA player underdog.
     
  36. rodmansrage

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    fuck that, barks mcfoofins is a national treasure PLUS he teaches all of us about safety.

    show some respect, man.
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    I mean, that doesn’t not make him an underdog.
     
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  38. duc15

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    And he isn’t undersized
     
  39. Fudd

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    Of all the stupid things Rovell has done itt, this is probably the least stupid.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Still gives douche chills.
     
  41. Tony Perkis

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    Darren getting bodied by the GOAT Tim Bourret

     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    Darren might have accidentally stumbled onto a salient point w/r/t marketing and communication degrees.
     
  43. 941Gator

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    they're not allowed to post, I think they can go on and read (maybe while logged off).
     
  44. Clown Baby

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    If only our Clemson posters would follow suit
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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    Worst job at espn, being on the rovell useless kale blog search team
     
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    Welcome to the electric factory

     
  47. 941Gator

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    See, that fits him. He is merely “acting” as a sports reporter, but it is a role he has been failing at for years. Theatre is where he belongs. It all makes sense now.
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    He’s flat.
     
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  49. JeremyLambsFace

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    In my professional opinion he should stick to having a day job but find a new one