Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Incredible content right here.

     
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  2. MODEVIL

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    Those glasses. He’s trying too hard per usual.
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    I guess they don’t teach concise writing or colons at Medill because her maiden name: Moon.
     
  4. devine

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    Damn Darren you crazy for this one fam lol

     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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  6. GoodForAnother

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    Fucking fascists
     
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  8. devine

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    #badboylife
     
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  9. devine

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    Can this guy just ever not

     
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  10. MODEVIL

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    Is this guy for real?
     
  11. devine

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  12. Clown Baby

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    Doubling down on his bullshit

     
  13. kslim

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    Pray to raptor Jesus that Darren is next
     
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  14. devine

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  15. Corky Bucek

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    It’s amazing how out of touch he is.
     
  16. The B1G Kucktis

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    It's not that he is out of touch that is so incredible, it's that he uses Twitter to double down all the time and just gets dunked on every single time.

    tbf, I do feel bad for dunking on a guy who has knees that are equivalent of soggy scrambled eggs.
     
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  17. devine

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    I don’t think this is the problem..
     
  18. kslim

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    Don’t ever feel bad for that twat of a human
     
  19. The B1G Kucktis

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    I was only joking.
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    Maybe out of touch is the wrong term but it’s that he doesn’t understand that posts like that are dumb as hell and then doubles down and is smug as hell about it.
     
  21. devine

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    Yes I think there’s a term for this..
     
  22. The B1G Kucktis

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    DBLing????
     
  23. Corky Bucek

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    DBLing down imo
     
  24. hood b. goode

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  25. Clown Baby

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    Rovell is obviously on the spectrum and normally there wouldn’t be anything wrong with that, but because of his platform he makes an absolutely ass of himself on an almost hourly basis.
     
  26. 941Gator

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    He is socially inept/awkward/obtuse and social media exposes that well.
     
  27. Boo MFer!

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    Rovell now quadrupling down.



     
  28. DollarBillHokie

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    He is stunningly self absorbed.
     
  29. 941Gator

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    Mission accomplished, we’ve moved on from Buckner already.
     
  30. devine

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    Aspergers
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    When Darren bites the dust I hope that every single tweet about it is something to this effect: “Darren Rovell passed to today at age 68. The average life expectancy for a US male is 78 years old. By croaking when he did, Darren effectively left ten years worth of his salary or xxx amount of dollars on the table.”
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    Imagine being the guy at the water cooler when Rovell dies.
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    “That’s where all this energy should be geared towards,” says man who made initial post solely about him.
     
  34. bertwing

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    I want to punch him in the face probably more than anything I’ve ever wanted in my life

     
  35. devine

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    That gave me chills
     
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  36. The B1G Kucktis

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    Going to game two of the Stanley Cup Finals to eat a double cheeseburger (on Twitter) is so on brand for him.
     
  37. hipsterjoe

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    this reply works for every rovell tweet in perpetuity

     
  38. DollarBillHokie

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    He just needs to post a video of him taking penalty shots against a backup goalie where he falls down and can’t get up.
     
  39. EdmondDantes

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    he's probably the most shat-on person on twitter, its amazing.
     
  40. jonbenetramsey

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    I’m sure it’s been brought up before, but the most amazing thing about Rovell on Twitter is how little he is engaged by his followers. (I don’t do Twitter so I’m not sure of the actual terminology.) He has 2M followers and very often gets less than 100-200 likes, retweets, and comments combined. It seems almost impossible to regularly get .005% activity on tweets.
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    Yeah he made someone else's life event about himself. He really is a selfish bastard and has been quite prolific over the years.
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Makes you wonder how many he has blocked or are bought followers
     
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  44. 941Gator

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    I don’t think it aired on tv :idk:
     
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  46. laxjoe

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    Yeah but it was broadcast on rovells Twitter feed. Which is equivalent to $4M apparently
     
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  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    Maybe he bought fake followers?
     
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  48. zeberdee

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    don’t look at his feed if you care about being spoiled.
     
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  49. Tobias

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    hate him but when the washingtonpost sends it out to 13.7million followers, the cat is out of the bag to an extent
     
  50. zeberdee

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    some asshole posted the tweet on a group chat I’m in. I didn’t realize WaPo did it first.
     
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