Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

Gallant Knight

 

Lol first person I thought of.

 

I'm not posting the tweet on here, but Rovell probably made the worst tweet of his life this morning.

Here's a headline:
Darren Rovell Posts Graphic Unedited Version OF JFK’s Assassination Video At 7:30 AM On Twitter And People Were Mad

 

It’s way more insane with the tweet he posted with it

 

love to break down the brand value of a president being assassinated

what impact did this have on dallas tourism, darren?

 

Darren Rovell In 1963: “While tragic and horrible for our nation, this is tremendous content.”

 

loved waking up this morning with a hot cup of murder

 

Darren Rovell should be studied by medical students to show the effects business school has on the brain of a man with a rare form of autism.

 

The standard Rovell double down is my favorite part.

 

Lol his new obsession is parlay patz. Kids amazing, never would have though to just bet on favorites

 

This sentence makes absolutely no sense.

 

so Jordan committed bank fraud?

 

Who the hell knows with the way Darren writes?

 

Banks used to send checks back once they were cashed as a receipt. Jordan cashed the $5. The bank sent it back to the guy who wrote the check with his monthly statement so he could balance his checkbook.

 

How did Jordan cash a $5 check for $12,000

 

First, I'm not stanning for Rovell.

The guy who wrote the check sold it for $12k. Jordan cashed it for $5. The bank sent it to the endorser after it was cashed. The guy held on to it for 35 years.

 

I know I’m just making a joke based on his writing. It sounds like MJ cashed it for $12k

 

He didn’t. Here’s what Darren meant:

A $5 check paid to UNC junior Mike Jordan in 1984 for winning games of billiards was sold tonight for $12,000 by the guy he beat through @GoldinAuctions—35 years after the bank sent it back to the guy who originally wrote it after Jordan cashed it.

 

I think we can all agree that Darren is very dumb.

 

Not as dumb as you tho lmfao

 

Jordan could have easily washed the check in 1984. Now, it would have bounced I'm sure if he wrote it for $12,000.

You can tape up the signature part. Soak the check in nail polish remover to remove the ink. Scrub it down a little bit. Put it on very low heat to dry it out. Write twelve thousand. Boom easy $12k.

Frank Abagnale type shit

 

Lol wow I am speechless

 

This parlay patz shit is his latest obsession and just awful content

 

Wow, man. This is dark.

 

Wtf

 

Someone literally filmed that

 

I’ve literally never seen a less-athletic person in my life. What the fuck was that “jump?”

Spoiler

 

I love him sprinting halfway across the bar to prepare for this majestic leap into the pillows where he got about a half inch off the ground then leaned into them

 

what kind of bar has a stack of pillows in the corner? did he plant those there for that exact purpose?

 

Is he mentally challenged or something?

 

what did he win

 

Is Darren watching MNF at a church lock-in?

 

Darren looks like the kinda guy who would proposition the youths to “come rap with me about Jesus, brother!”

 

Terrible content. He’s managed to go from irrelevant content that some people would have a slight interest in to just shit that’s a waste of time. I couldn’t care less about his picks.