Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Speak for yourself. I’m riveted and can’t turn away.
     
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  2. devine

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  3. *DIESEL*

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    Him getting railed in the ass actually did make me chuckle.
     
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  4. jrmy

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    Darren being in on the joke that he sucks is not fun
     
  5. devine

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    He just claimed he’s good at tennis. Zero chance
     
  6. zeberdee

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    I'm not saying I believe him, but if there is a sport he's good at, it's probably tennis.
     
  7. devine

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    Yikes kinda sounds like you believe him
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    I wouldn’t say he’s in on the joke because his brain doesn’t work that way. To Darren, higher engagement and impression numbers directly correlate to his self-deprecating raw score.
     
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  9. zeberdee

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    I'm just trying to draw Sterling A out of hiding.
     
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    I bet he’s better at pickle ball than Sterling A
     
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  12. devine

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    I don’t think there’s a single human alive that cares about this parlay patz story
     
  13. devine

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    Good question Darrell thanks

     
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    I would care if it was being authored by literally anyone else in the world. I enjoy stories like that but I won’t click on it because of him. Real shame. Sucks to be me.
     
  16. DuffandMuff

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    Can’t forget the guy who bet on the Blues to win the Stanley Cup.
     
  17. MODEVIL

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    Parlay Patz
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    Repulsive Rovell
     
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  18. mal630

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    Him playing Big Cat in basketball is still one of the funniest videos I've seen
     
  19. Champ

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    Such a fucking weirdo.
     
  20. Champ

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    For the patio, I’m guessing.
     
  21. GGCD

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    Darren tweets out a fake restaurant receipt not realizing it is fake.
    He is informed that it is fake.
    He claims he knew before he tweeted it.
    He is asked why he posted it then.
    He goes silent.


     
  22. Snakes

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    Darren used to be a good Twitter follow. Annoying at times, but he had a niche and he stuck with it. This new iteration into gambling it just a horrible sell out. I finally unfollowed. I could not give less of a fuck about his gambling takes.
     
  23. MODEVIL

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    I did the same last week. He was always on those twitter follow lists when twitter first became a thing in like '09 and I'd been following him since.
     
  24. TDCD

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    Russillo comin in hot
     
  25. MODEVIL

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    Rovell double down. Hate to see it.
     
  26. 941Gator

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    And he misses the point. Not to mention all of those RT’s by him are just in effort to have as ammo for this exact moment.
     
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    Tell ‘em D!

     
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  29. Fudd

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    I don’t want to live in this Orwellian society that prohibits free speech on gambling. Maybe Truman does, but not activists like devine Tobias and myself.
     
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    Darren sets himself up every time :laugh:
     
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    God he’s so dumb
     
  34. EdmondDantes

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    What is his deal
     
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  35. IV

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    Desperation
     
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  36. jrmy

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    Darren is now going to invent a piece of clothing that is just a hoodie bib where it has a hood and falls down to the pockets and can be worn over other clothes and then he’ll quote tweet the people who screenshot his dumb tweet and say hey look it’s a real thing

    watch
     
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  38. devine

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    He needs to plug his soundcloud
     
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  39. GoodForAnother

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  40. Shawn Hunter

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    lmao
     
  41. teel

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    what a spin zone by d

     
  42. devine

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    Well actually
     
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  43. TDCD

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    I still don’t get what Darren thought he saw
     
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  44. TDCD

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    Oh now I get it

    Fuckin rovell
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    Welp now I’m #TeamStoolie
     
  47. Arrec Bardwin

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    Lol, a cease and desist good one Darren
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    The unauthorized practice of law is a big no-no. It would be a shame if that Michigan kid Darren ratted out repaid the favor.
     
  49. TDCD

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  50. MODEVIL

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    Nobody asks that and he’s not in shape. I’ve seen him run/move.