Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Clown Baby

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    I’m not sure what WW is but they should ask for their money back because that sponcon isn’t going to bring in shit for business.
     
  2. devine

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    People ask me all the time how my penis is so large and perfectly shaped
     
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  3. PAHokie

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    I assume weight watchers, but I’m not given him the clicks to confirm.
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Same here. He’s also 100% lying about consuming ballpark food because he assumes his audience doesn’t understand the concept of chewing but not swallowing, otherwise known as “TV magic.”
     
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  9. devine

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    That’s the worst caption I’ve ever read
     
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    bad content is bad
     
  11. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    “Whatever man. I don’t give a shit anymore. These guys are fools.”
     
  12. jrmy

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    I might quit WW over this.
     
  13. Daddy Rabbit

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  14. bro

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    He needs to keep doubling down
     
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    :laugh: he just constantly gets dunked on by everybody he interacts with
     
  17. 941Gator

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    Incredible.
     
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  19. *DIESEL*

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    This reply got me good
     
  20. Nole96SC

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    One of my all time favorite lines.
     
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  22. laxjoe

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    No one is asking because we all know how he does it
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Darren owned again. Retreats with his tail between his legs.

     
  25. PAHokie

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  26. Clown Baby

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    Whenever I make a post now that doesn’t do numbers I’m gonna fall back on views. My post may have only gotten two likes but at one point there were 34 members viewing the thread.
     
  27. devine

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    Stealing is okay as long as he didn’t know who originally tweeted it

     
  28. devine

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  29. Boo MFer!

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    He just can’t acknowledge ever doing something wrong.
     
  30. Prospector

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    Savage could learn a thing or two from him
     
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  31. electronic

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  32. devine

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    ?
     
  33. electronic

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    Feel like we’ve had this exact discussion vis-à-vis Barstool. If I’m mistaken, I apologize.
     
  34. hood b. goode

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  35. EdmondDantes

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    Having 2 million followers and having a tweet only get retweeted 5 times seems nearly impossible. You would think you would hit double figures just from a few people drunkenly hitting the wrong button on their phones.
     
  36. jrmy

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    2 of the retweets are from his wife and mother and the other 3 are his burner accounts
     
  37. devine

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  38. PAHokie

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  39. devine

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    I’m sure the shippebsburg alumni association is really gonna care!
     
  40. devine

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    What a hero
     
  41. laxjoe

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    you're putting me in a weird spot here, darren. because stoolies are the absolute worst and do engage in targetted harassment and barstool sports is trash, but also, fuck you darren rovell.

    i'll go with lets just burn it all down
     
  42. laxjoe

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    i had to unfollow darren on twitter because i couldn't take any more actionsports or whatever stories about parlay pat and I knew I'd get the good stuff in this thread. my twitter timeline improved considerably with him scrubbed from it. but thank you to those that still follow him and post the highlights in here:beerchug:
     
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    My dad is a Shippensberg graduate and Alumni assoc. member. I’ve reached out to get his reaction to this.
     
  44. devine

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    Well we are waiting
     
  45. nexus

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    we’re headed to UPS now to send his diploma back
     
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    This has been a bad day for the Shippensberg Alumni association brand
     
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    It’s spelled shippensburg assuming we are talking about the PSAC school in Shippensburg PA
     
  48. DollarBillHokie

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    This post is probably worth $20 of advertising. Darren Rovell is the single best marketing platform for the PSAC.
     
  49. devine

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  50. Boo MFer!

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    Real knee slapper here, Darren.