Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

Squid gonna squid

 

more like viva la tool amirite

 

also, his dad looks so ashamed of him in that video

 

Lol big cat is savage AF at the end

Also if I was that bad I would never in a million years show up for that. He has no self awareness

 

His lack of self awareness always blows my mind

 

Aspergers?

 

At the very least

 

I have a cousin who has it. They have a ton of similar traits now that I think about it

 

And of course weighed in on ronda rousey after her knockout

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/14134269/ronda-rousey-marketability-takes-hit-ufc-193-defeat

 

Oh really, losing will hurt her marketability. Thanks for the groundbreaking reporting

 

But wait, it gets even better.

Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 2m2 minutes ago
Kids who came to my Bar Mitzvah in June 1991 got this Astros photo of Jeff Bagwell signed

 

Probably more than he paid Bagwell.

 

There's no way Bagwell and his reps could have known how big of a loser Rovell was/is going in. Those kids definitely got paid.

 

so much hate in my heart for him

 

he changes his avatar every three months of some fanboy pic and its so damn funny every single time. id pay my years salary to box him

 

@darrenrovell
Opened 45 1989 Upper Deck packs today to try to pull Griffey. No luck. Anyone want a Gregg Olson or a Wally Backman?

 

@darrenrovell 2h2 hours ago
15 Years Ago This Week: An XFL blimp crashes in Oakland, an ominous sign about the future of the new league.

 

He is the king of reposting things like that and thinks it's justified because it will get more exposure that way. Why can't people, just retweet with a quote tweet especially now with how it shows the full tweet.

 

Darren Rovell is basically the Fat Jewish of Twitter

 

The photo is from middle school, which SI states in their tweet. Rovell tweets it stating it's a high school photo

 

I think he was trying to make a joke.

 

What exactly would the joke have been? And after following rovell for a few years, I don't think he's capable of making said jokes.

 

There's a difference between quoting the original source and merely attributing it properly. Usually not a big deal in every day life, but it's more important in journalism. Also, it's a shitty thing to do over a medium like Twitter, where a group like SI Vault likely gets rated/evaluated based on hits and/or impressions for their tweets. Basically, Rovell is stealing those clicks that would have properly been attributed to SI Vault had he just retweeted the picture.

Cliffs: the guy is still a cunt.

 

I said he tried to make a joke or be funny. I took it as," oh here is a pic of ben in middle school and here he is in high school." again i think it was rovell being rovell

 

Yeah, I'm sure it fucks with their analytics, unless they have a special "Darren Rovell faggotry" metric that they use for every tweet of theirs he steals.

 

I just took it as Rovell being a fucking moron, but who knows. Either way, he's the worst.

 

Darren Rovell ‏@darrenrovell 19h19 hours ago
A high school football player is 73,000 times more likely to make the NFL than you are of becoming a Powerball winner tonight.

James Darr ‏@SnoopDarr 19h19 hours ago
@darrenrovell he's also 73,000 times more likely to get laid than you ever are

 

Darren Rovell@darrenrovell
1982: Year Clemson last completed an undefeated season. Beat Nebraska on 1/1/82.
1,982: # of miles from Clemson, S.C. to Glendale, Ariz.

 

Rovell Replies Retweeted
Justin Magnifico ‏@justinmagnifico Jan 13
If I win the powerball I'm going to shit in Darren Rovell's mouth

 

is that a botched chicken parmesan

 

a papa john's pizza would have been better brand integration

darren is slipping in his old age

 

replies are great

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/688848109397495809

Matt Ramah ‏@squathard 8m8 minutes ago
@darrenrovell do you feed your children like they are little birds?

Chris Williams ‏@buffaloexplorer 3m3 minutes ago
@darrenrovell 1) that looks awful. 2) you've had sex?

Big Papa Chuck ‏@cactuschuck 3m3 minutes ago
@darrenrovell looks like my intestinal surgery pics

Riles ‏@Riles23 29s29 seconds ago
@darrenrovell did you dismember a hobo?

I Am Not Jim Nantz ‏@IAmNotJimNantz 7m7 minutes ago
@darrenrovell is that neck meat?

peyton naquin ‏@pnaq1120 1m1 minute ago
@darrenrovell do you chew all their food first and vomit it back on a plate for them to eat?

Evan ‏@Evan_lemieux 1m1 minute ago
@darrenrovell oh yeah? How is your wife and my kids?

 

@BarstoolBigCat: Wait, Am I not one of your boys? What the hell?

@darrenrovell: @BarstoolBigCat you are my boi, Dan. My boys are my sons.

@BarstoolBigCat: @darrenrovell ok cancel the needing a pic of your boys then

@BarstoolBigCat: @darrenrovell also congrats on the sex

 

he might be the least cool person in the history of the human race

 

Fucker jinxed dabo