Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. tandin

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    5-10 is not a half inch from 6 feet.
     
    #401 tandin, Jun 27, 2016
  2. devine

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    He was 170 30 lbs ago
     
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    haha holy fuck
     
    #404 laxjoe, Jul 10, 2016
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    He's such a fucking goober
     
    #405 Corky Bucek, Jul 10, 2016
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  6. spagett

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    He really does look like someone who has lived their life in a wheelchair. The lower body is so disproportional
     
    #406 spagett, Jul 10, 2016
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  7. three stacks

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    is he wearing a t shirt under his jersey
     
    #407 three stacks, Jul 10, 2016
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    Yes he is

    His body/posture reminds me of those worms from Men in Black
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    :roll:
     
    #409 PSU12, Jul 10, 2016
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    I really hope he's playing in the celebrity softball game, would be pretty great to see him bat, try to catch a fly ball....just about anything
     
    #410 Jack Parkman, Jul 10, 2016
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  11. je ne suis pas ici

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    what the fuck is wrong with his head
     
    #411 je ne suis pas ici, Jul 10, 2016
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  12. laxjoe

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    he's bat boy :laugh:/:tebow:
     
    #412 laxjoe, Jul 10, 2016
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    #414 southlick, Jul 11, 2016
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    Damnit I'll never be able to unsee it.
     
    #415 Doc Louis, Jul 11, 2016
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    Cant hate him for this. He took a lot of shit from pretty much everyone on this topic.
     
    #416 RalfBully, Jul 11, 2016
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  17. GGCD

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    uh, yes, you can hate on him for this.

    He was not even close to first on reporting the sale, jumped on the bandwagon, and made it seem like he was leading the charge on the story.

    Jeremy Botter deserves a lot of credit here.
     
    #417 GGCD, Jul 11, 2016
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  18. PAHokie

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    He is also being a massive cunt about it.
     
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    Rovell skips leg day.
     
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    Bad boy D

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    I hope to god they let him take bp or take some screamers on the infield.
     
    #421 CUAngler, Jul 11, 2016
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    Being the celebrity softball game batboy is him trying to prove he is in on joke but it is really quintessential Rovell.
     
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    he tucks his ears into his hat like a little bitch
     
    #423 joe-, Jul 11, 2016
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    #424 southlick, Jul 11, 2016
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    Always thought he was chubby based on his face pics alone but he's tiny
     
    #425 devine, Jul 11, 2016
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    He's lost a lot of weight recently
     
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    yeah, no way he weighs 170. dude is fucking tiny.
     
    #428 NineteenNine, Jul 11, 2016
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    #429 Jack Parkman, Jul 18, 2016
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    Fixed
     
    #430 DollarBillHokie, Jul 18, 2016
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    I was having kind of a rough day but that tweet really perked me up

    Now he's debating with people about what speeds put what amount of points onto your record
     
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    what the fuck

    :roll:
     
    #432 fucktx, Jul 18, 2016
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  33. fucktx

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    #433 fucktx, Jul 18, 2016
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    #434 GGCD, Jul 18, 2016
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    If it hit a pedestrian, that's manslaughter
     
    #435 MODEVIL, Jul 18, 2016
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    What degree?
     
    #436 Corky Bucek, Jul 18, 2016
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    He has to be trolling us all....Right?
     
    #437 mointegra90, Jul 18, 2016
  38. MODEVIL

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    I don't know NY criminal law but I'm sure Rovell will act like he does and want to debate me.
     
    #438 MODEVIL, Jul 18, 2016
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    #439 EdmondDantes, Jul 18, 2016
  40. MODEVIL

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    Rovell trying to do golf and getting owned helps get me through the day sometimes

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    #441 TheFreak55, Jul 20, 2016
  42. fucktx

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    #442 fucktx, Jul 23, 2016
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    #443 bertwing, Jul 24, 2016
  44. EdmondDantes

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    He really t#cks me off
     
    #444 EdmondDantes, Jul 24, 2016
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  46. MODEVIL

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    even playing air Tennis he looks uncoordinated
     
    #446 MODEVIL, Aug 2, 2016
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  47. je ne suis pas ici

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    He looked like he was trying to ride a horse
     
    #447 je ne suis pas ici, Aug 2, 2016
  48. MODEVIL

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    This fucking guy has one job....

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    Rovell tries golf again, gets every fact wrong in 1 sentence (h/t @jaebberwock), adds one word, rest still all wrong

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    Rory finished T5 at the Open :facepalm: (he won the Irish open, which is why Rovell had to add PGA Tour and signed with Nike in 2013)
     
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    John McCain has a smoother backhand.
     
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  50. fucktx

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